Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
dizzer dizzer
11 nov 2020
AaA How a roach look at you after you spray air freshener on it
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
(2004)
TheRealOne02 TheRealOne02
18 may
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
Nobody:
Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Nobody: Youtubers in their thumbnails:
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
[Speed Dating]
I'm into bad boys.
We are done here.
Originally Originally
10 jun
[Speed Dating] I'm into bad boys. We are done here.
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
morning
@smeretivert
The skull of Mary Magdalene in St
Maxi min Basilica in France
This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
LuckyLook LuckyLook
5 mar
morning @smeretivert The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maxi min Basilica in France This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like
The Marvel Comics
These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the
Marvel heroine to life!
famousdavidsirdude famousdavidsirdude
26 mar
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like The Marvel Comics These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the Marvel heroine to life!
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill...
Fuck you!
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill... Fuck you!
The Duality of Man.
So you consider yourself an aspiring writer?
Describe this woman in your best prose
I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony
hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her.
Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding
KeklingJester
260
"She got Fat Fucking Milkers"
Normal Laps
162 12
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
3 feb
The Duality of Man. So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today's the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding KeklingJester 260 "She got Fat Fucking Milkers" Normal Laps 162 12
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock: