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    • Thats why you shack up with an orc. All they care about is fighting, feasting, and fucking
      Jombie 27 oct
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    • Depends on what kind of elf. Tolkien elves that are skinny and tall or anime elves with massive tits and thick thighs.
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    • 2 people doing what they love separately together, is there really something wrong with that?
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    • Do you think dwarves have thick chode-like dicks or are they just normal in proportion to their size
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    • Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t know 12 hrs of love was “boring”. 😒 You sir, have no sense of what true love is. I would *happily* sit for 12 hours, hearing the most **beautiful** ballad of love ever to exist.
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    • Well lucky for you they don’t exist in the real world you fucking loser
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    • My friends call me a dwelf Bc I love digging and playing as a dwarf in every game but I also love archery and elven themed races... I’m also heavily musically and detail oriented so it seems I’m the offspring of such a relationship
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    • I'd rather have an orc gf give me snusnu until I can't walk
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    • Both of them are getting pounded the minute they are done, so-
      DumbGuy 27 oct
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    • No dwarf gf why even live
      Z1995 27 oct
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    • No elf gf why even love
      Z1995 27 oct
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    • What makes humans special again? I never understood that in most fiction cause they make humans seem lame as fuck in comparison.
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    • Being married to an orc would be awesome, just having pelvis breaking snu snu on every surface of your forest cottage home
      Goldjaw 27 oct
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    • Y'all ever wonder why elves and dwarves hate each other like did a dwarf king lose an eye because an elf was just walking around with a rager?
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    • Ew. Non-humans?
      Kranis 27 oct
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    • Daring an elf would suck because they’re probably 1000 years old have have banged 800+ people
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    • i was gonna make a “good thing neither is real” joke but then i thought twice of it
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    • I can verify this
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    • And not a bard was mentioned...
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    • Pretty sure I’m part dwarf because I can spend an hour painting a single small warhammer figure just to make it look perfect
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    • And Santa's elves are short and look young even if they have grey hair and wrinkles and will sing for hours *while* they work
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    • And the resulting child would look like a human
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    • i’d rather have a half-orc gf
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    • Show your stupidity and start following me
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    • Legolas and Gimli have entered the chat
      gtoigh 27 oct
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    • Elves are the worst fictional race, you can't change my mind
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    • Reject modernity. Marry all the elf women
      godlypoop 28 oct
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    • This is gay
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    • False and stereotypical
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    • Itd never happen though. Its canonical that dwarves are extremely racist toward magic users, and they tend to have issues with elves
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    • It’s a tumblr post I’m surprised no one said anything about Gimli (hope that’s right) and Legolas
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    • Date an orc, they know how to party and will fuck you senseless
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    • Wow actual fantasy racists
      Zeroxer 27 oct
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    • Be good to yourself. Marry a hobbit
      Budder398 27 oct
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    • Fuck knife ears.
      Gevil 27 oct
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    • Except elves hate dwarves and they suck
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    • dm to see topless
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    • I'd honestly like a dwarven gf
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    • This is pretty gay
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    • How do you think we got short elf's with Christmas and chocolate covered cookies
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    • Dwarves and elves dislike eachother
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    • Elves suck, especially High Elves
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    • Theres a difference between a Elf and a Knife-ear. Same for Stunties and Dwarves
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    • Is that dwarf carving that thing from eragon or do dwarfs always do that in every story?
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    • Gimli and Galadriel
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    • Dont diss my character again
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    • I saw elf and immediately thought of Christmas elves
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    • But what about the one elf from the inheritance series that was a dwarf but better
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    • Why do elves and dwarves never get along? Every form of media that has them makes them enemies
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    • Bruh i want an elf gf. Too bad its not fucking real
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    • I want a hobbit bf! Cooking and gardening together sounds crazy fin
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    • Elves live much longer than dwarfs which is probably why they don't get along since if they did they would probably fall in love and the elves would have to watch their loved ones die much sooner than they do
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    • Lol no dwarfs and elves are super racist towards each other
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    • Half Orc half dwarf, man was a lvl 10 barbarian lvl 10 fighter and I sent people to meet god of Monday’s and made bomb ass art on tuesdays
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    • Just date an orc, they'll fuck the shit out of you
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    • I’ll have to remember this next time I find an elf on Tinder.
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    • But an orc girlfriend is perfect.
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    • I literally have a dnd family that are all cousins a half elf half dwarf, half elf half human, and human.
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    • I'm gonna write this into my canon for the world I'm making, this is really sweet honestly
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    • As if a dwarf would marry a pixie
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    • In D&D lore, Dwarfs and Elves are known to hate each other for the most part, so it's nice too see they can put aside their differences
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    • God, I want to fuck an Orcish woman.
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    • 2 types of elves. Pompous asshole, or cocksleeve
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    • That why I want a thicc mommy orc gf
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    • That’s why dwarves and elves don’t get along because in reality they’d make eachother too happy if they did.
      Nil_ 28 oct
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    • Don’t remind me of my fetish for shortstacks
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    • I think its funny people dont understand how time works. You live to be 1000, doesnt mean 12 hours wasnt 12 fucking hours. Its not like oh my i blinked and 12 hours went away. Time is a constant
      GermiciDe 28 oct
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    • What about marrying a qunari
      duckstep 28 oct
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    • Call me lame but if I love someone I don't really care.
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    • Being married to a dragonborn has no downfall all you did it you got the Drussy
      DarkShark 28 oct
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    • Actually you don't need to be a dwarf to spend 36 hours on a art project, ask artists.
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    • Just dont race mix just like in real life.
      Xundus 28 oct
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    • But everyone knows dwarves and elves hate each other for god knows what reason
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    • Hate elves
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    • I would go down on elf pussy
      phungus 28 oct
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    • I've said it before and I'll say it til I die. ORCS
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    • None, Lady,' answered Gimli. 'It is enough for me to have seen the Lady of the Galadhrim, and to have heard her gentle words.'
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    • It's all fun and games until they create the Dwelf race...
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    • I’m basically a Dwarf. Who wants to date me?
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    • What about a tiefling 👉👈😳
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    • They aren’t real
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    • Orc bitches > All other bitches
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    • Oh snap. This describes my actual marriage.
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    • I thought it meant Santa’s elves at first
      GG_BJQ 28 oct
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    • Well, in reality, they wouldn’t if we are talking about the Tolkien ones. They are kinda enemies
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    • Why is spending a lot of time on art wrong
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    • Aren't elfs and dwarfs rivals or sort of enemies in most fictions?
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    • Goblin girls 🤤
      BangoTrue 28 oct
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    • Am I wrong to think the sex would last like....nvm I've said too much
      Ergo468 28 oct
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    • Thing is dwarves and elves hate each other...
      Sloth_ 28 oct
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    • I’d rather marry a dragon.
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    • Cringe-race couple
      Pateo 28 oct
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    • I would love to listen to my elf gf sing for 13 hours or watch my dwarf gf carve cool shit I'd make her food and feed her while she did it since you can't rush art
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    • Nobody’s going to post a picture of Gimli and Legolas?
      DilanS 28 oct
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    • Thats fuckin disgusting dwarves and elves hate each other but if general grievous became my boyfriend...
      Valkreath 28 oct
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    • I wish I had an Elf gf
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    • No, elves really only have that warped sense of scale, when it comes to time, with long periods of time. Effectively, in every single piece of writing I've read that contains an elf, they perceive time in the short term exactly how humans do.
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