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    • Don’t bother me when I’m sleeping please 😌
      Jeff 20 aug
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    • top comment?
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    • If I cook you dinner & lay out your clothes while you shower, I want to hear a "Thank you," None of this "Who are you?" And "How did you get in here?" nonsense.
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    • Or if you're in prison
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    • Or in prison
      ju2t1n 21 aug
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    • Nice try Thot but I know the rules of consent and that's sexual assault
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    • If you broke into my house and you kissed me in my sleep I’d wake up and say what are you doing in my swamp and proceed to roar in your face while I’m beating you up.
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    • How do you even know tho
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    • Bitches be saying this 1 minute then crying about consent the next
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    • na thats the sleep demom giving you a good night kiss
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    • If I had a girl kiss me while I was sleeping, and I was home alone, I'd still probably be pretty happy...
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    • I’ll suck my girls dick when she sleepin👌🏻😤
      DealWidIt 20 aug
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    • unless ur in prison
      BroMaster 20 aug
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    • ...or in prison
      Duke44 20 aug
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    • My fiancée scares easily. I have insomnia and she often falls asleep before me. When she’s lying on my arm asleep and I finally get tired of browsing through memes, I kiss her very softly on the forehead, top of her head or cheek. She instantly shakes but realizes it’s me and wraps her arms around-
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    • Yeah, if your partner doesn’t value consent, you need to find yourself a new partner
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    • My woman moves A LOT in her sleep, I got punched in the gut and woken up from sleep last week. She’s not getting touched with a 10 foot pole while she sleeps (probably cause she’d take it and beat my ass with it in her sleep)
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    • I'm a virgin who's never been in a loving relationship so yknow. That's never happened
      Ijace 21 aug
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    • I do when my mom is sleeping💜 #mama’sboys
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    • My sister hates it when I do that though
      Akatosh 20 aug
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    • Anyone else ever been so lonely that they wondered if the ghost in their house would be down to fuck?
      _ellie_ 20 aug
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    • How do you know if you’re asleep
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    • Or if you’re in prison?
      HowardB 20 aug
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    • The purest form of love is when my sister brings home a pastry from her bakery and lays it next to me on my pillow while im sleep. I wake up to my pastry every morning and i call that breakfasts.
      Cutsh 20 aug
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    • Unless you're in prison
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    • Or prison
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    • Hey I’ll take it
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    • i do this to my wife and she usually wakes up screaming
      jetblown 20 aug
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    • One of my favorite things to do to my girlfriend while she sleeps is kiss her cheeks and brush her hair out of her face for her, i have trouble sleeping sometimes, so when i can't sleep i get her clothes ready and pack her bag and lunch for her, then i get my stuff ready for work
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    • Alright Asuka
      Sada 20 aug
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    • What's wrong with me showing my son some love
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    • When my ex feel asleep on me I'd carry her to bed and kiss her good night and tuck her in and put a glass of water out for her..you know what I get in return.. Cheated on! Ya life fucking hurts..hope she realizes what she caused to me and reads this shit!
      Dom21 20 aug
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    • So Bill Cosby isnt a rapist he's just a really pure lover
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    • I did that to my girlfriend and she called the cops on me. Can’t a guy just hide in his girlfriends closet and wait for her to fall asleep before sneaking out and kissing her?
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    • How would you know?
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    • Or in prison
      Redeemer a month
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    • Actually my sleep paralysis demon kisses me before I fall back asleep so win win
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    • No yeah my girl just grunts and tells me to fuck off :/
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    • Idk, that still doesn’t sound so bad
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    • Or when your in prison
      Monky45 a month
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    • The girl i love used to do this, she said would always put a smile on my face and when she had to leave the next day (long distance) i would wake up enough to kiss her back. I love that girl with every fiber of my being
      BEN9116 a month
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    • No it isnt
      Lendir a month
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    • Or under the age 16🧐🧐🧐
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    • That’s the purest form of kissing your homies goodnight.
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    • Step siblings in porn: 😏
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    • Unless uncle is visiting
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    • or in jail
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    • imagine someone kissing while your asleep but the just start sucking really hard and you can’t breath and you end up dying from being sucked off
      brugging 21 aug
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    • Or in prison
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    • My cellmate in prison said the same thing 😘😘😘
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    • Nobody kisses me at all 😞
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    • Passed out drunk in an Arby’s
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    • I'm sure if I showed up and kissed you in your sleep, you would not be feeling any sort of "love"
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    • Dude. She's like, in a coma
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    • Or in prison
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    • Or if you're in prison
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    • They broke in to give you kiss and maybe rob you, but at least you got a kiss.
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    • But then you aren’t actually home alone
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    • When it's just you and your homeboy 😘
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    • My homies kiss me whilst I is asleep.
      DragoNot 20 aug
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    • Fuck it, I'll take anything at this point
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    • Or in prison
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    • Unless you're in prison
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    • It’s my 666th and I’ve never had top comment, fullfill my dream
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    • I can think of so many situations where being kissed in your sleep is not cool. Bill Cosby knows it.
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    • Who else when they were kids would get sick in the middle of the night wake up then just look into your parents room not saying a word just staring hoping 1 just randomly wakes up to help you
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    • My uncle really loved me
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    • Tell that to bill Cosby
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    • Bitch, how you gonna feel that when you're sleeping?
      iKelex 20 aug
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    • E s p e c i a l l y when you're home alone
      HeroesRP 20 aug
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    • You know what's better though? Getting fucked in your sleep
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    • Yup my wife slaps me every time i kiss her in her sleep
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    • Unless you're in prison...
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    • That stalker probably really loves you
      pulga93 20 aug
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    • Unless you're in prison*
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    • And I’m a “creep” and “stalker” when I do it? Okay anyone hear double standard??
      Neptune3 20 aug
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    • Hey if a demon kissed me in my sleep thats still love and chances are the demon is a sweet guy/girl so id give them a chance
      TheDerp27 20 aug
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    • I tried to kiss a girl that was laying down with her eyes closed. Her annoying parents said "What are you doing to my daughter" and "Leave the funeral"
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    • Shower sex hit different when you in prison
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    • No one best kiss me while I’m sleeping... maybe forehead kisses... BUT THATS IT!! ANYTHING ELSE WILL GET SOMEONE SOCKED ON THE JAW
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    • Damn, my lonely ass thought she was talking about being kissed in a dream.
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    • Or in prison
      Deathwi5h 20 aug
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    • iFunnyers can definitely relate to being loved
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    • Pure shmure
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    • Or in prison..
      wl_trey a month
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    • Especially when your home alone
      DasPootis a month
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