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    • Can I just hang out with the snakes for 30 minutes instead?
      MrYata 10 aug
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    • since these bois are looking pretty plump im assuming that they're well fed and since they're just loose im also assuming they're both used to being handled and have good temperments so getting past them wouldnt be too hard
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    • I fucking love snakes
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    • I have a ball python and he is the absolute best thing in my life rn. He is a dumb and fat little baby and he makes me so goddamn happy
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    • Das cute
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    • Plap
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    • They're constrictors. They give big hugs.
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    • Venomous snakes would make more sense for the challenge. Those all look like Burmese and/or reticulated pythons. Docile and easy to get around as long as you’re an adult.
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    • So lemme get this straight, I get to play with some cute danger noodles and get enough money to start my own country? It's a good day
      Raven_N7 11 aug
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    • I'm not scared of large animals even if I know they can hurt me. Fuck bugs tho. I'll piss my pants at a house fly, but I'll fist a bear's anus.
      OGJon 12 aug
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    • You chose like literally the most passive snakes
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    • Idc if fucking Cthulhu was in front of me I'd risk it all for 15 billion
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    • they aint venomous so im not scared
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    • I've always wanted a pet snake. But I'm broke as shit
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    • Those are pythons therefore not venomous. You guys keep saying snakes make nice pets but only these kinds. Y’all niggas not buying a cobra or a viper
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    • Why would you use a gun against a snake?
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    • “People who have a rational fear of deadly animals are fuckin WILD”
      Beight 11 aug
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    • Honestly i wouldnt be afraid of them im more afraid of me maybe accidently hurting one opening the door
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    • I got a tattoo of a snake to help with my fear...it hasn’t helped I live in constant fear of my left arm.
      shagit420 11 aug
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    • I don't really like snakes but A. Pythons aren't super aggressive unless they're hungry or feel threatened B. For that much money I'd run through twice that many snakes naked
      Nobs2ya 12 aug
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    • Only no guns? Pulls out comically large sword
      Phyr 12 aug
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    • Snakes are wonderful. I've never held one until I met my bf (he has a Mojave ball python) and it feels so awesome and I love how she just coils around your arm or your neck to get warm.
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    • Idk snakes so do those get aggressive?
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    • Even if they were aggressive you can still bring any kind of weapon except for guns
      saipanstu 11 aug
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    • If they are pet snakes yes, wild snakes fuck no
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    • Are they venomous? That makes a huge difference
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    • Pythons and boas are fine it's the venomous ones that scare the shit out of me
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    • Rent a mongoose
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    • Recognizing the snakes and knowing pythons and boas aren’t venomous, I will proceed to claim what will be mine, also pat the snakes cuz they’re cute.
      Samurott_ 11 aug
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    • People are afraid of what they don't know/understand. It's perfectly reasonable to be afraid of snakes if you don't know which can hurt you and which can't. Once you know, often the fear vanishes. However, sometimes you still have an aversion, and that's valid too; you can't tell what it'll do next.
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    • Snakes and spiders are usually only aggressive when they detect a threat. A spider will never see you chilling on your laptop and purposefully crawl on you (often times they do it by mistake.) Just as a snake will never see you walking and bite you unless you bother it or step on it or something.
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    • Dont need a gun. Door looks like plasterboard. Im 300 lbs. Run full tilt and dive head first, arms over my head at the door. Ill go straight through
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    • Those are pythons, you’ll be fine. Now if it was a bunch of golden lanceheads you wouldn’t even need to be in the corridor to be in danger. Those bastards ARE GOING TO MURDER YOU. They know where you are and know what you fear most.
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    • y’all realize there’s a whole evolutionary history for primates having a fear of snakes... stop spouting your pro snakeness like people are making the conscious choice to not like them.. yes you can get over it, but there’s an evolutionary piece too
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    • I have no problem with constrictors, but its the venomous ones 8m concerned aboit
      L3465 11 aug
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    • This my baby girl Athena she’s a Central American boa
      maddlink 12 aug
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    • They never said no knifes so I'm bringing a knife
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    • I’m nervous about snakes but even I know that those big ones will do nothing to me... as long as I don’t fall asleep around them. It’s the small ones I gotta watch
      Tuesday 12 aug
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    • I don't care if my fellow Iniggas agree but I honestly have to appreciate all the gems i found on tumblr, there's so much talent hidden under the rubble of feminism but the diamonds hidden in tumblr are great
      BangoTrue 12 aug
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    • I become nervous around snakes not because im afraid but because im scared I’ll accidentally step on it or hurt it.
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    • 1. Snakes only attack when threatened or hungry 2. Snakes only eat things they know they can eat rarely humans 3. To threaten a snake like those is to makes sudden moves or pressure on them
      WTaufPzIV 11 aug
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    • That last picture was cute!
      LadyChaos 11 aug
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    • I would get the money and keep the snakes
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    • That’s fucking easy some of y’all are just pussies
      pigles1 12 aug
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    • I hate/fear snakes, but I’d do it for 150$ or more. That’s ~15 hours of work in 5 minutes of facing a fear.
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    • Snakes, especially non-venomous ones, are ambush predators. If you just boldly walk up there’s a good strong chance they aren’t gonna do a good goddamn thing
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    • They only LOOK dangerous. If they're already fed and in a good mood, fuck yeah I would actually take a minute to sit and chill with those cute babies.
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    • 1st thing is it says no guns not no weapons so I could bring a fucking great sword and shit. 2nd snakes are chill until you fuck with them or get in their way depending on what kind of snake
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    • Lol. People that are afraid of all snakes just don't know what snakes they should be afraid of
      SulVur 11 aug
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    • Fuckin love snakes, they're adorable
      Maxolotl 11 aug
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    • Not if they got eggs meng!!! Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiit foh
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    • They said one rule no guns, therefore i can bring a sword
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    • No guns so I’ll just use a sword
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    • Terrified of snakes but if you think I wouldn't walk through a minefield for 15billion you're fuckin dumb
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    • They're not cobras or rattle snakes you'll be fine
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    • I want snek but how start
      Bearcaulk 12 aug
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    • GoofyFuck 12 aug
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    • They've already eaten and besides they're constrictors not vipers you can literally pick them up and move them wear them to formal parties like a feather boa
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    • They are only Burmese pythons. If they were cobras I’d say heck no!
      Noonie86 11 aug
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    • The only snake I’ve been scared of was a water moccasin that swam towards me while I was fishing on a river from my kayak. I put my pole away when I saw it and readied my paddle in case. Good thing too. He started nosing his way up the backside of my kayak.
      idiotpee 11 aug
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    • Those are all Boa's, I'll walk through the door
      Andy62 11 aug
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    • I mean primal fear of snakes will hit me but after a bit they will just be dogs to me. Snakes are generally pretty relaxed and don't want any problem. Constricters like those won't waste their energy on you unless they are really really hungry or defensive.
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    • I used to be a snake guy, I just don’t see anything going on in their eyes anymore. Hard to deeply care for a pet you can’t read/understand anymore.
      neonbee33 11 aug
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    • I wholeheartedly believe one of those snakes would lunge at me
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    • If they were fast aggressive and venomous it’d be different
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    • 15.5 billion? Oddly specific.
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    • Hey! Its my birthday :>
      Locotrbl 11 aug
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    • I had a snake for 3 years he was a ball python he only "attacked" someone once and it was because my dad had a dead mouse in his hand and my snake missed
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    • Snakes are super chill. My corn snake who's like 7 now has escaped twice in his life and both times as soon as he was out, he went up to someone to say hi. He likes people too much.
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    • I'll use the money to buy the snakes
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    • I use some of the money to get a good meal for those gorgeous beasts
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    • I've always been the only girl I know that LOVES snakes. I invited my homies over and every one of them, even the guys, screamed their heads off when they saw my pet snake. One of them even left lmao
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    • Obese snake
      ItchyDong 13 aug
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    • They said the only rule is no guns, So ill just use a weed wacker
      Dresser 12 aug
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    • Didn’t say anything about flamethrowers
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    • I would do it no issue. Those species of snakes are friendliest and most docile of snakes. Literally not a threat
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    • Snakes are legit only dangerous if they think you want to hurt them or if they want to eat you.
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    • Snakes are super chill. We have 4 and only one is a bitch. She is cage aggressive, but once she is out, she's fine. The rest are big babies though
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    • While Burmese Pythons have been very popular pet, they tend to be aggressive, especially when food is involved. This large-bodied snake is responsible for the most deaths and attacks on reptile-keepers.
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    • This but Honey Badgers instead of snakes.
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    • Where's that video of that snake opening the door and thudding on the ground
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    • I’m deathly afraid of bears but I live in a rural town so I come in contact with them a lot but I would honestly rather deal with a bear than a snake
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    • my ball python is the love of my life and anyone afraid of a ball python: do you want me to cut the crust off your sandwich and tuck you in so you can go night night?
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    • I know these snakes are harmless, I'd still be scared shitless by standing near them
      ElChaya 12 aug
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    • I’d chew my own foot off for 15.5 billion dollars
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    • 15.5 billion dollars? Id stick my hand in a blender for that much money
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    • Big snakes aren’t scary but small snakes are kinda scary
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    • But Burmese Pythons are considered dangerous because of their aggressive nature so fuck that lol
      SirDew 12 aug
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    • Pythons are harmless af, I'd pick these dudes up into the room with me.
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    • Most of my family dislikes snakes to some degree
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    • As long as they are fed they would be pretty docile
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    • I lub dem
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    • Aren't these snakes constrictors?
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    • Snakes are awesome these guys are very cool
      James_K 11 aug
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    • Plot twist they've all been starved for a month and are females with eggs to protect
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    • Yeah no. I get that snakes are cool and all but I am absolutely piss terrified of snakes.
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    • If they don’t bite I would bring one of my best friends with me so she could take the snakes cause she loves snakes
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    • I never had a snake of my own but I went to the morph shop with my ex and I met a BIG ASS python named Atlas and he was cuddly. God I wish snakes felt love
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