When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of
22
Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am
f @ <
AS
Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life)
A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer.
Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at
Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Siddymac Siddymac
12 may
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of 22 Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am f @ < AS Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life) A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer. Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
when you add two odd numbers together
We're now, bitch:
when you add two odd numbers together We're now, bitch:
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
Me watching steam download the
Cyberpunk release update
with
kahoor kahoor
10 dec 2020
Me watching steam download the Cyberpunk release update with
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck
It's treason then.
olin
AHOAo iAaD
It is only natural
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
Fucking stop quoting Star Wars the movies suck It's treason then. olin AHOAo iAaD It is only natural
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
staples1724 staples1724
28 jan
I was giving y'all free speech AND a profile song, but NOOO you just had to go to Facebook didn't you.
How my driveway looks after it rains:
imawsome
5 feb
How my driveway looks after it rains:
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?"
have food at home"
Mom:
ie
Orsoth
27d
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?" have food at home" Mom: ie
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.