When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
HIM: what r u coin
HER: just here in a tank too
HIM: send me pic
HER:
LaMadrina LaMadrina
29 mar
HIM: what r u coin HER: just here in a tank too HIM: send me pic HER:
good ol days
People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
17 nov 2020
good ol days People in 2002 when unlimited minutes kicked in after SPM
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
Ryank0991 Ryank0991
21 sep 2020
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
te
There is good boy amons us
MemeCental MemeCental
25 sep 2020
te There is good boy amons us
U.S Government: We given you S600
Me: you said $1200
U.s Government:
I said we given you
just_a_little_sus just_a_little_sus
23 dec 2020
U.S Government: We given you S600 Me: you said $1200 U.s Government: I said we given you
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one....
The hardest drip in the animal kingdom
11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
AlmostShttyMemes AlmostShttyMemes
22 sep 2020
thinking abt the tiger who cracked her tooth chewing on toys so they gave her a gold one.... The hardest drip in the animal kingdom 11 Aug 20 Twitter for Android
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much?
Me: I dont know.
Also me:
____i____ ____i____
25 sep 2020
Friend: Why do you like goth girls so much? Me: I dont know. Also me:
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.