• [BB sourcetietamix sourcetieldmix
good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords
whenever
FA. omgweatherunderground
Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can
have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever.
Make a harem and marry
a
full production chain
Monopolygamy.
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    • Who wants to join my production chain to make intercontinental ballistic missiles
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    • A harem of blacksmith girls
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    • You will never have a big titty blacksmith GF, what is the point of living
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    • This is what the communist want
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    • slaves
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    • Monopolygamy is one of the best plays on words I've heard in a while
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    • Marry your whole staff. Then the slogan "We're not just a team, we're a FAMILY" will really start to sink in.
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    • Fuck, that was a good pun
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    • Why is polygamy illegal?
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    • Harem so large you get an entire kingdom
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    • Just get a dog who is a blacksmith.
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    • I’ll never have thic blacksmith gf, what’s even the point.
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    • "Monopolygamy" wtaf
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    • Make a predominantly female company and all your female employees double as your harem
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    • Be a minor and have him get arrested
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    • When I was in 4th grade our class took a field trip to a town that was amish-like. I asked the blacksmith to make me a sword and he yelled at me saying that blacksmiths dont make swords just repair them. I have been confused ever since
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    • Use a Harlem for vertical integration and then fight the trust laws because it’s just a few different family businesses
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    • Yea, I like polygamy, call me a polygamer
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    • Harem of miner girls to supply your harem of blacksmith girls with material, who in turn supply the miner girls with pick axes for mining
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    • Sounds like communism with extra steps
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    • Hello 7 other people
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    • The person I’m seeing is literally a metal smith, so this meme hits different
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    • Thats vertical integration not a monopoly
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    • Polygamy is gay
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    • Or just pay some chineese children some pocket change and get a armory by Monday
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    • Lol and my boyfriend has a forge too
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    • IFunny watermark.
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    • H. E. I. L. H. I. T. L. E. R.
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    • Women have been doing this for years
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    • No no do NOT marry a minor
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    • What exactly is a harem. i see it every where but i am too god damn lazy to search it
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    • That would be the dream
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    • My dad has a sword but it's not sharp so no stabby stabby
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    • Best idea: marry a gunsmith so they can make “undocumented” firearms for you ;)
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    • Bro I am trying to just get one or the other how tf do you think I’m gonna get a harem
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    • Ok that was clever
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    • I want to get into blacksmithing but idk where to start
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    • Found the bard
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    • Marry Maximillion Pegasus and get early access to unreleased Duel Monsters cards
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    • how have i not thought of this yet
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    • Polygamy is cringe
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    • My head hurt trying to say that
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    • I’m a blacksmith
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    • Degeneracy.
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    • I find it interesting that the mono and Poly in their pun cancel out in reference to marriage
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    • Does this mean more time for dick and balls?
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    • 99% of fantasy harem anime right here y'all.
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    • Monopolygamy is a clever clusterfuck of a word
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    • Marry a miner, blacksmith, and a knight
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    • Kazuto Kirigaya aka Kirito has that all set up
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    • Blacksmith GF is the olden equivalent to modern day mechanic babes
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    • Isn’t this the plot of SAO?
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    • just want to point out I'm a blacksmith
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    • Subscribe
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    • L200Nalden wait, did I do this with the sun?
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    • Got the blacksmithing on lock, now all I need in a miner
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    • My fucking mouth cannot pronounce that word
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    • This would make a great dating sim.
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    • Become a miner and marry a doctor so you dont fucking die of black lung
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    • Someone please let me marry Ilya Alekseyev
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    • I got my rogue in dnd with the captain of the guard by rolling a Nat 20 when jokingly inviting him to a ball, now we get away with allot and he makes mission allot easier since he is about 15 levels above all of us (even though we burned him to a crisp..long story)
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    • Why not play fantasy life for the 3ds and be the entire production chain
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    • you'll never have a harem of big tiddy blacksmith wives. why even live
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    • Isnt this basically the rothschilds
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    • WoW
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    • SOMEBODY MADE A FUCKING ANIME OF THIS RN
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    • Do you mean capitalism?
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    • Fuck having a harem, I just wish I had one person to love me
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    • This user died reading that last word.
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    • Soo the people who ruled over Persia that long ass time ago
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    • *ourligamy
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    • We see our employees as family
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    • Yeah we fuck and we also make swords
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    • Classic wordplay
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    • Just want a big tity blacksmith gf
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    • That's... actually pretty funny.
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    • Funny, but monopolygamy would be marrying *all* the blacksmiths
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    • Monopolygamy sounds like regular marriage..
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    • Rule of Acquisition 110: Exploitation begins at home. Wives and kids can provide free labor so use your free manpower wisely.
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    • So Skyrim basically?
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    • I'm a blacksmith so I just need the miner yee
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    • Ha
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    • I'm a blacksmith but nobody wants to marry me :(
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    • How about just go to the lady in the lake?
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    • I don’t think it’s ok to marry a minor
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    • Build guns. Like the STG-60 from Wolfenstein The New Order
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    • Become a minor
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    • Seize the means of production
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    • Polyganopaly is more fun to say
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    • Haha funny relationship joke!
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    • This is just sword art onlinr
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    • I’d settle for a harem
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    • I want to be a blacksmith, and I'm single 😉😉
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    • Even better idea. Marry a minor
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    • I feel like this is how Slannesh operates
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    • Every other fantasy harem story does this
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    • Hey ladies, blacksmith over here.. Need a sword? (I have serious doubts about this ever working)
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