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    • Imagine actually shitting in a public restroom.
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    • I will be deleting hentai tc as well as porn so fuck off with that shit
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    • That always sucked. I'm just tryna take my fatass dump and some douchebags waddle in like "YO THIS noon'S BOWELS MOVIN" they always tried looking through the door too, it was the worst
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    • I swear, ya’ll noons who do this are likely the most annoying pieces of shit in this world. “Hehehehe I’m so cool I can make fun of someone in the bathroom while they’re doing their business”. Like noon shut the fuck up, no one gives a shit about him. Just let them be.
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    • Why the fuck is shitting at school so taboo. If I need to take a shit ima take a shit and no amount of shaming is gonna stop me
      carhuerta 27 jul
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    • There’s a bathroom on the top floor of one of my university buildings that I always go to because it’s always empty
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    • imagine thinking it's lame to use the bathroom
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    • In 7th grade I went to the bathroom to take a shit, and then an upperclassman came in to take a shit too. But I ended up having a very large bowel movement that can only be described as a buffalo groan in agonizing bliss that reeked so bad, the guy called me a man because that shit was so god awful
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    • ninjikam 26 jul
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    • I would be like 10 minutes late to class waiting for people to leave the bathroom when I take a shit because I'm too socially awkward to get out of the stall and people see who it was taking a shit because the way middle school went people would be like, hey is shit boi
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    • Back when I went to middle school I was known for being that intimidating kid who doesn't talk much and this happened to me once and I responded even louder almost to the point of a yell "someone is watching me shit" and they just booked it out of the restroom and I got to have my peace and quiet
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    • When i was in school I used to get some pretty bad panic attacks in class because of bullying, So I would often ask to go to the restroom so they wouldnt notice, but some times there would show up people and knock on the door and yell at me and be really nasty. I was scared to leave
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    • Middle school kids like that are the reason that to this fucking day, as a 22 year old man, I can not poop in public, not at work, nowhere but home
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    • Fuck you and your rules
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    • One day a friend and I were skipping class and there were for some reason teachers in all the halls, so we hid in the stalls(different ones ofc) and this guy came in and started recording and was like "Yoooooo these dudes taking shits, at the SAMEE timeee" still makes me laugh when I think about it
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    • At my middle school a kid left a 3 ft streak of shit on the sink
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    • Fukin hate while u talking a shit and person try’s open stall door and it’s locked so they look into that half inch space between the door and frame to see who’s inside shitting.
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    • "Yo who tf stinking up the juul room"
      Bo_Bandy 28 jul
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    • this caught me and i fucking died
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    • I used to yell that I was shitting from inside the stall. Then proceeded to shit loudly and forcefully. They used to fear me.
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    • I remember back when it wasn’t as crazy to say, I was in a stall and a popular kid walked passed and looked through the crack a little too long, so I said, “did you get a good look f@&&0t?”
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    • I love how retards act like they've never had to shit before.
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    • Me: “Nah man I’m jackin it”
      Seigen 26 jul
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    • One time I was in the bathroom on my phone cause I was bored af in class, and someone walked in the bathroom, and than it happened, I had a big ass hefty fucking explosive fart, all I wanted too do was drown myself in the toilet, all I heard the dude say was "What the fuck?" I wanted too die
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    • Id always use the faculty restroom, much much nicer. Nicer tp, air freshener and everything. If a teacher caught me id say "all stalls where occupied and it was an emergency, im sorry it wont happen again" but it did. It did happen again, many times as a matter of fact
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    • Female equivalent, when you peel the strip off a pad, everyone knows.
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    • I always yell back, “yeah, it’s a bathroom, dumbass”
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    • Who shits in the juul room
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    • I honestly don’t give a fuck where I’m shitting, if someone makes fun of me for taking a shit then they’re an alien with no asshole
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    • Thats why I shit in a urinal
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    • *shits louder*
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    • I asserted dominance in my school by just ripping loud shits everytime someone walked in and then they leave right away
      Nickgurh 25 jul
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    • I never got that, like how is that supposed to be funny ir embarrassing? Do they not take shits? Everyone does it. If they cant do it in public bathrooms they insecure as fuck lol
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    • Then wet paper towel clumps start flying in and hitting the wall like a WWII bunker
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    • Who tf shits at school. I’ll hold that mf all day until I get home
      ImBoYo 28 jul
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    • My middle school was terrible. For some fucked up reason our toilet stalls didn't have doors and I had to shit out some nasty school lunch tacos. Anyway I had no choice but to use the doorless toilet and like 6 people walked in on me.
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    • I got over that in Junior year, because who cares everyone takes a dump and it's nothing to be ashamed about it. It was embarrassing yes, but now it's a little different.... not sure about now now.
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    • We found a large bra In the guys bathroom yesterday lol. One of the girls in class got really offended and went and fetched it off the floor and went to the receptionist
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    • I legit had some dude grab my ankle
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    • Honestly, somebody did this to me in middle school, and brought people in with him afterwards. Has given me massive anxiety ever since to shit in a public bathroom.
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    • Fart as loud as possible to assert dominance
      jdgallo 26 jul
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    • “Yooo oh my god that noon tooted” NO FUCKING SHIT ITS A BATHROOM, have some common sense you’re supposed to toot and shit here
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    • then they try opening the door n shit like damn let me poop in peace
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    • In elementary it would be if you were in the stall people would ask you who you are for some fucking reason
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    • I beat the shit out of a kid freshman year once for repeatedly looking in my stall while i was shitting
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    • This retarded kid at my school would lick the doors open
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    • The bathroom in my middle School was looked like a warzone.
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    • Once was poopin in my schools bathroom and a black guy came in and smelled it and started to sing “ohh someone takin a shit... but thats alright because we all so ittttt!” And it wasn’t half bad
      MolonLabe 26 jul
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    • I went through my entire schooling without pooping once.
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    • One time I was taking a fat shit and this autistic kid who always grunted and very clearly had great yard strength started banging on the stall door while grunting as loud as he could
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    • Idk how people shit in public I can’t fucking do it no matter what
      krakking 26 jul
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    • The kids who did this were all noons
      Wet_Memes 26 jul
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    • Middle School is when I always started carrying a flashlight with me. Those evil little motherfukers would turn off the lights in the bathroom and leave. You ever try to finish shitting and wiping the dark?
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    • This happened to me one day. When the 7th grade basketball team started playing and the 8th grade was next. So I had to go take a shit but while in the bathroom the entire opposing 8th grade team came into the bathroom and saying “oh shit, that noon taking a shit.” It was mortifying.
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    • Dude one time I spent like a whole hour cuz ppl kept going in the bathroom and I was super shy so I would lift up my legs and stay there til they left !!
      mxyxzptlk 26 jul
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    • When I was in middle school I was taking a shit in the stall. There was like 4 other people in there. One more came in and said “oh heeeeeelllll naaaaawww, someone taking a shit. *starts pounding on the door* hey, who in there?” I waited for them all to leave and the bell to ring. was late to class.
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    • I never took a shit in school because the one time I did, we had a fire drill
      Worst_Buy 26 jul
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    • “Yoo someones takin a shit!!! No one ever takes a shit!!! I’ve never seen something like this before!!”
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    • Whenever I go to the bathroom in my high school, its almost always full of vape noons
      Elchungus 26 jul
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    • My school removed the doors on stalls because kids kept jacking off and smoking pot
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    • Always the black people
      Assboyy 25 jul
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    • Bruh bc of this shit happening i wait 10 minutes after school ends to shit
      yaoieboi 25 jul
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    • Never hold your poop. Just pull down your pants and shit wherever you're standing
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    • I would always yell back something like, “Why do you care? You want some?” then they don’t really know what to say after that. USE THEIR WORDS AGAINST THEM.
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    • What, u mean the vape room?
      JG72 25 jul
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    • I can count on one hand how many times I’d shit in the school restroom. If rather risk a prolapsed anus/ bladder infection and wait til I got home.
      Dibanez3 25 jul
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    • This is why i cant shit with others in the bathroom. I always pray theres a blow dryer to make some noise to cover up my loud ass.
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    • My fucking high school I couldn't take a shit in peace without someone looking over the stall at me or asking me if I took a shit or taking a shit like dude wtf is yalls obsession with shit weird asses
      Jon_Bovi 25 jul
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    • I have a faint memory of when I was a kid and I saw a teenage guy and girl walk out of the same stall. I thought it was weird but didn't think anything about it. But now I remembered and it's funny asf
      waturr 25 jul
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    • Well for some reason they leave cracks in the door so people can literally see you naked
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    • I think this is where my anxiety began.
      zand999 25 jul
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    • PorkSword 25 jul
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    • Having to worry if they was gonna throw wet paper towels at you or splash water
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    • I once had 2 middle schoolers almost force their way into my stall while I was taking a grand shit. Pissed me off and also confused me. Nearly cried.
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    • You don’t know the pain of being horriblely sick to your stomach at school and literally getting goosebumps cause you have to shit so bad and the stall is taken by a kid trying to fill up his juul
      Divot 25 jul
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    • Maybe this is why we all fear shitting in public
      Chaz 25 jul
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    • There was a group of rights that kicked in the stall door while I was shitting in middle school once
      CatScan 25 jul
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    • One time in 2nd grade someone left a turd and it was green and hairy and sticking out of the toilet
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    • imagine being too scared to take a shit in places where youre meant to take a shit.
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    • Nah the worst is when ur taking a fat shit and they start saying " yo man this bitch stinks, it's this guy right here" then they hit u with the " I know ur shoes man I'ma call u out in the hallways"
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    • I was the one who would say who shittin
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    • I love how middle schoolers be saying that like they’ve never taken a shit in their life
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    • I had some old guy grunting and straining in the stall next to me. Then you heard a *plop* followed by “yeahhhh, that’s the stuff”
      pitsky 27 jul
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    • In all my time from kindergarten to senior year I never shit in a school restroom
      congojack 27 jul
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    • I would always say yooo your taking a picture in a place where your supposed to shit I’m taking a shit where I’m supposed to shit
      GUZE004 27 jul
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    • It was always the black kids who yelled that
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    • It's literally impossible to safely take a shit in my high school. People be like "OH HE'S TAKING A SHIT!!!" Guys, I'm using the toilet for what it's used for. I'm not gonna hold it in and shit myself on the bus. Fuck off.
      Carlos9 27 jul
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    • That is were the root of my public restroom anxiety comes from
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    • That's when you let out the nastiest fart imaginable to show your dominance
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    • I swear to god, every goddamn time smh
      iTerrify 26 jul
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    • There was a guy in my class that made the loudest poop grunts you could imagine. He'd ask to go to the bathroom and a few minutes later you could hear the HRGHHH UHHH HMMFFH echoing through the halls
      aearly92 26 jul
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    • I would yell out, “YEAH, ME noon” and they leave me alone
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    • Someone shat on the floor in my middle school... Twice
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    • *ploop ploop* *sigh*
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