• Banker: sir your account is -$25.2...
Me: ayo lower yo mf voice
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    • “And we’re going to add a $40 “go fuck yourself” fee”
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    • I work register and I always feel bad when the persons card gets declined when other people are around and I have to tell them. They always look so embarrassed
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    • Some good news: CHAZ has been overrun and the police successfully cleared it out
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    • Most ppl know that shits gonna get declined when they hand it to you, then wanna act like “oh that’s weird” and hand a different card that miraculously works.
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    • Like this comment and maybe I’ll go on a crusade against all the fucking spam bot accounts 🙈
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    • I’m soooo bored smug like this comment and maybe I’ll smash your head in :)
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    • My boy just got $100 for his birthday and showed me his account, after the 100 dollars deposit ,mf had $103
      Ponyos 1 jul
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    • do this and ur gay and fat
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    • Game over if he sneezes
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    • kanep0e 1 jul
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    • You shouldn’t be embarrassed about having money problems and it’s your embarrassment of such a common issue that’s causing you to not seek the proper help and take the right steps to solve it but instead just pretend like you aren’t struggling
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    • My voice is lower than your current balance sir
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    • One of my favorite things is when I get to tell someone that their card has been declined, especially after they were rude to me like “we could just cancel your order and toss the pizza out or you can try another card” then they’ll get even more pissy and act like it’s my fault they broke
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    • The baby when they hear you giving them some awful name
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    • My cousin is a fucking millionaire, dude is a real estate broker and drives a $100k Mercedes. It’s hilarious because his credit card chip is scratched and it declines everywhere he goes lmao. It’s funny to see him come up with an excuse “guys I promise I’m rich”
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    • bam0217 1 jul
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    • Him
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    • Like if you have more than 20k in ur account
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    • Chemical 1 jul
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    • ayo
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    • So I’m 14 and I just found out my dad has corona virus hopefully those years of football and basketball help cause I’m pretty sure I have it
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    • Banks are a scam. Invest in silver and human trafficking
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    • “... and let me get yo number while I gotchu.”
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    • -toe
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Old school Godzilla coming through the city.
      Plain 1 jul
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    • Honesty with information like that, i’d expect them to be quiet
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    • How the hell do you have a negative balance
      Matt707 1 jul
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    • The guillotine goes chop-chop.
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    • Why are black people burning down innocent building and beating up innocent whites people? Also I’m not racist because I watched black panther.
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    • Haha I love being poor.. I mean rich haha ;(
      Matilde 1 jul
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    • Bruh
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    • I just had a nightmare, complete with me shouting "do it pussy" at fnaf animatronics in my room, then a fake wake up to a fake Davanna that kept me in bed by laying on me until a voice told me this was ginna be Davanna's pregnancy simulator,
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    • I work at the bank, and we have a rule of being discreet with customers about their negative balances
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    • I can honestly say that this is one of the funniest memes I've ever seen. I'm still laughing my ass off.
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    • I once had a coworker who I tried helping set up her direct deposit account and I saw she had -$12 in her account with no savings. I hope she's doing well :(
      Nudables 4 jul
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    • Are you broke sir? How would you like to borrow money from us and be more broke?
      geexd125 3 jul
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    • I used to work as a bank teller for 3 years. Every bank’s supposed to ask if you want your balance written down or stated before you even get to this point—been there myself, it’s super embarrassing to the customer
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    • My boi just go $50 bucks for his birthday and showed me his account, after the 50 dollars deposit, MF had $17
      kasim17 3 jul
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    • I've always wondered, do you americans not have online banking to check your account and make transfers? Seems kinda dumb in this day and age having to go to the bank for anything like that.
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    • Huh
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    • That’s not social distancing!
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    • Those aren’t bankers. They’re tellers. And they are to ask first if you want the balance said out loud or written.
      Pandiiii 3 jul
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    • I only keep around $100-$200 in my checking every week and am terrible about remembering when auto payments come out I have plenty in savings I just forget to transfer it so I have a lot of cards declined moments where I gotta step back and transfer money and look broke
      kstove96 3 jul
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    • Imagine just bringing down a double hammerfist on the back of that dudes neck while he’s like that.
      MyBad 3 jul
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    • Don't be broke bitch
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    • Funny how a crazy negative bank account number is still leagues better than less than 20 bucks in your account
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    • I had 5k in my savings one time and I transferred 1k to my checking to the day prior and I tried to buy chick fil a and my card got declined because the transfer didn’t go through instantly worst feeling ever
      Cuddly 3 jul
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    • I remember the days. So good to laugh at this now
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    • I just seen this same meme with just it was three Dollars 😕
      ZayMurda 3 jul
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    • Fucking dumb ass overdrafting motherfucker
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    • so, we’re just not gonna y’all ab that girl right there?
      _Ernie 3 jul
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    • Aren't you guys all b0ogaloo tho
      SEIKOSHA 3 jul
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    • What the hell is the purple shit in the dude's hair
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    • um I’m showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both your accounts
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    • I don't understand people who go to a store and get something like a soda that's like $2 and their card gets declined and they leave. How the fuck are you that irresponsible with your money? That you cant even afford a soda and dont know that you are broke
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    • I was on negative in my Wells Fargo bank account once and the lady says my balance. She says with kinda an attitude yeah I know you don't care about paying it. I told her I literally came to pay it rn. She rolls her eyes and was like yeah sure... I was just thinking wtf is wrong with this bitch.
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    • This be retards who can't follow saftey guidelines during the pandemic
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    • Same meme back to back, do better iFunny
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    • Me tryna catch a nipple in my mouth
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    • Psttt... want to know how to get financial freedom? Invest into asset and not liability
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    • Same
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    • Is that the grand priest?
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    • people during covid
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    • I had a bitch come up to my register at dollar tree and say "don't say the total out loud"
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    • This is basically me but only to my phone cus I just got on this app about 6-8 minutes ago at 90 percent and it’s now on 18 so I shall gladly fuck this phone right off into the depths of hell
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    • This meme nvr gets unfunny
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    • Um, is it just me or is this guy not complying to social distancing
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    • Yeah I appreciate banks that have professionalism on talking to you while knowing how broke ass you are
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    • Boomers in the pandemic be like
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    • I would try to tell them in a very subtle way if the bank was crowded. Maybe whisper or write on a note
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    • I don’t miss those days holding your breath to see if your card will go through or not
      robinigu 2 jul
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    • Goes literally $0.46 under the amount in your account. Adds a $40 fee cause we’re badass 😎
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    • I always tried to tell my customers their card declined in a reasonably low voice so I didn't cause them embarrassment.
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    • "6ft or I'll lower more than just my voice."
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    • Normally I’m super discreet if someone’s card declines, but if they’re being an asshole and general karen the I take delight in going MA’AM YOUR CARD DECLINED. SIR IT SAID YOUR CARD DECLINED DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER FORM OF PAYMENT?
      Gavoot 2 jul
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    • Now stomp on the back of his neck
      Toast_E 2 jul
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    • Why is a declined card always do embarrassing for people? Mine has before and it’s not hard to accept and remember that the person behind me in line has been where I am
      Reilaki 2 jul
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    • Buckle his knees and it's all over
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    • Poor fool spent all his cash boosting his memes on ifunny
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    • That's illegal nowadays. What a time to live in.
      Ki11face 2 jul
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    • Imagine being so broke that you owe the bank money
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    • What are you doing step sis
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    • Me: *coughs
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    • I don’t understand this picture
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    • That’s why I have my card decline if I don’t have enough
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    • Why do they talk like that?
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    • izzyd11 2 jul
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    • We think my sister had it back in November, she’s 5 foot 3 and pretty skinny, if she can do it you guys can do it
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    • Hey, I was wondering would anyone be interesting in playing Minecraft? [Xbox One] We can do any game mode!!!
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    • When ever I ring people out now an in past jobs I knew the how embarrassing it was to get declined so I would just ask them to swipe again until they figured out that it got declined or I would say “oh it didn’t pass idk why wana try a diff card” even though it clearly said low balance on my screen
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