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Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!!
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LMAOQOOOO0OO0000
theblackd4hlia
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a
big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with
a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
te anonbuddha
If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I I really had to go so I I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, "Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot.
"You dropped your dick man"
True solidarity
yashee-but-jjloa
Look you just gotta help another man out in case his dick falls off
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    • Actually disgusting. These people will never be fully accepted by society.
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    • This was funny until it involved mutilated genitalia
      iShit 11 sep
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    • Mentally ill
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    • Feel bad for trans 'people' cuz they are mentally ill
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    • Ok thats wrong
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    • Why didn’t she use the women.. like, look, I understand you’re a guy in your head. But holy fuck, just go to the women’s since it’s the same sex as you.
      The_ONI 11 sep
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    • Honestly same
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