• bananas two seconds after you buy them:
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    • So two days ago I lost a friend. They asked me if I like my bananas crunchy/unripe. This person liked crunchy bananas. They were about to eat a banana when they asked and I could hear the fucking thing crunch as they bit into it.
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    • Gotta get them while they’re still greenish
      Colsifer 4 sep
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    • Make banana bread you weenies
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    • Thought it was my baby but now its dark
      Much_Wow 5 sep
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    • Going darker
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    • Once they start to get brown, freeze them and then they are fucking great in smoothies and shakes the more brown(not gray and moldy) they are, the sweeter they get!
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    • Unpopular opinion, black banana taste better
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    • Then you make banana bread with them
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    • Don't buy when they're completely ripe
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    • More like a week I always ignore them until it’s too late
      qwertym 7 sep
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    • What mission is this
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    • I buy them when theyre ripe and i eat them all in less than 24 hours...
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    • How the fuck do you lose a banana?
      Somdlomd 7 sep
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    • I was an idiot and thought it said “two seconds after you bury them”
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    • Just because a banana is bruised doesn’t mean it’s inedible it just means it’s extremely ripe because bananas never stop ripening
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    • But then you realize nvds make everything green
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    • Is this a bananas ripen too quickly joke or a shove bananas up your ass joke, I think it works either way.
      Gimble 6 sep
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    • Gotta get them green
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    • anyone who eats green bananas (except plantains) is a sick fuck
      jackasss 6 sep
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    • Nobody seems to know to hang your bananas up to keep them fresh longer it seems
      egorogre 5 sep
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    • yall retards put every fruit in the fridge except bananas wtf do you think is going to happen. leave an apple out over night? it withers. leave an orange out overnight? it withers. so what the fuck makes you dumbasses think bananas are special that they can be left out without consequence.
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    • Crazy thing is I like them the most when they start turning but for me it seems it takes forever for them to turn
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    • Hey, a banana feature! :D
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    • The word noon is free to use.
      Grivaxyn 5 sep
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    • Who is bravo and why is he 6
      Dodbye 5 sep
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    • People wont eat the brown parts of the banana but will eat ass
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    • What is banana bread
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    • I wish
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    • Buy them when they’re still green and don’t put them in the fridge
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    • Bravo six, going nigga
      ariho 4 sep
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    • Even when you buy them while their still green they go straight to fuckin brown before yellow by the next day.
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    • Black people be like
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    • When roughly 50% of the banana is covered with little brown specks that mean it's ripe and will be nice and soft and sweet, not bland and hard when you eat the banana if it's only yellow with no brown
      rheehee 4 sep
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    • Military wives 2 seconds after deployment.
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    • Avocado*
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    • They’re better when they have dark spots
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    • First time I’ve laughed at this app in like a year
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    • Is it just me, or does the lighting make it seem like he's giving the ultimate poggers?
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    • Is this a Day’s Gone reference?
      Ifunnee 4 sep
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    • Really just buy em for banana bread, but it usually takes 3-4 bunches before i actually turn one into bread
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    • You need to buy them when they're not quite completely ripe yet and they'll last much longer
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    • I got really upset that that line was never in the game
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    • I asked my mom if she could buy some bananas cause I wanted some the other day. She did cause she's amazing and you should love your parents but that's beside the point. Bananas aren't as good as I remember
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    • Nah when you buy them they’re not quite ripe enough so you wait but two minutes later you come back and they’re spoiled already
      SmirkVG 4 sep
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    • I was curious so I put my bananas in the fridge just to see (I bought 4 and put two on the counters and two in the fridge) they last way longer in the fridge. Like the skin gets brown REALLY fast but the banana is still good like you just bought it. Weird eating a cold banana but I have good bananas
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    • More like avocados
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    • Darker the banana sweeter it is, i make banana bread once they are not all the way brown but half brown makes it taste better
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    • Buy the green ones they’ll age quickly!!!
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    • Oh I thought y’all were gay as hell for a sec, forgot bananas go dark kinda quick since I don’t eat em
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    • Gotta buy them while their green still
      fspsyco 4 sep
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    • fuck trump
      Retr0_ 4 sep
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    • I buy them in varying shades of yellow to green. I also only buy like 4 at a time.
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    • Or they start of green as hell for like a solid week and outa no where turn black
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    • This comment section is retarded
      TheBuzz 4 sep
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    • Transforms into NibbaBanana
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    • Bravo 6 releasing ticks
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    • I never understood bananas like what the fuck. They sit on store shelves for days and never turn dark, but the moment it hits my kitchen counter, it’s dark in 10 minutes
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    • In fact, why do strawberries go bad so quickly?
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    • This is so true
      Cyraxox 4 sep
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    • me when i decide to shit myself instead of making a stink bomb in school after the power goes off
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    • The forbidden dildo
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