• Backside of mom's gravestone.
Everytime someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said, "Over my dead body!"
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    • It’s like her last final wish was for everyone to know the recipe so anyone could enjoy it at their leisure
      Pathless 5 sep
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    • My grandpa just died 5 hours ago and I still don’t know how to process it. I have no idea what to do.
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    • If this woman has this amount of confidence in her recipe to have it etched in stone over her resting place, you gotta know it fucking slaps.
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    • why does this actually make me want to cry
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    • The death industrial complex is beyond belief, like you can’t remember your loved one without a 10k headstone?
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    • I saw this a few years ago and actually made the cookies. They’re pretty good
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    • RIP
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    • That recipe is simple af
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    • What is Oleo?
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    • I made them and they fuckin slap
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    • She held her word
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    • Y'all ever feel as usless as a candy bar given to a dude with diabetes?
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    • Someone try this and send me the results please❤
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    • I just learned that my grandpa was a child m0l@st!ng k!d f&cking p @d0. 5 family members apparently know & never came forward because not enough ev!dence. He did my mom/daughter, my half-sister & m0l@sted 2 other half sisters. He passed in 2013. He was everything to everyone. Over 400 attended.
      LexxsH 6 sep
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    • Family secret is the most basic looking cookie recipe
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    • for those dont get it over my dead body is a figure of speech and her gravestoe is literaly over her dead boby like so peolle can see
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    • That moment when you turn into ashes instead of getting buried and you’re forced to watch your remains get put into a jar
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    • Wtf is oleo
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    • Those cookies smack I just made them!
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    • I'm still learning to cook. What does "add alternately with 1 cup of cream" mean? Like you add a cup of cream in between each set of ingredients? Or you substitute cream for something in the recipe if you want?
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    • Someone make some and let us know how they come out?
      Sdvix 6 sep
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    • tf is oleo
      MegaYote 6 sep
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    • Oleo?
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    • She didn't say how long to back the cookies for. It just says back in 350 degree oven.
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    • Apparently “oleo” is another word for margarine
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    • Why use 3 teaspoons when you could use a tablespoon?
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    • Tf is oleo?
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    • Raise your cookie for mom y'all
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    • Doesn’t say how long to bake
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    • Oleo is an Oreo substitute that doesn’t involve any dairy or gluten based products. Produced primarily in southern Brazil is why price can be much higher, and rarely seen in big box stores.
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    • The mom: NO, NO YOU CAN’T MAKE ME. Her children: Mom, C’mon. You can’t take it with you when you die. The mom: Oh, oh alright. But not until I’m dead and buried! The children: Of course, mom.
      MGyaboy 6 sep
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    • Damn these are actually fire
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    • that must have cost a fortune. isn't each engraved letter like, $10 apiece?
      Kasagure 9 sep
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    • how long do you bake em tho?
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    • She was dead serious
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    • Leave in oven until it becomes ash
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    • HaHaHa
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    • cause this is definitely this ifunniers mother...
      Clutz 7 sep
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    • I dont get people who aren't willing to share recipes. You aren't a restaurant I just wanna make my own stew at home too and yours is better than mine! Everyone thinks they're mr krabs the moment you like their food
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    • Who tf going to tell me what a oleo is
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    • I might just be retarded but what is "oleo" or whatever it says in the second ingredient
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    • This may be a stupid question, but what’s oleo?
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    • Just turn to ashes and get mixed in spaghetti
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    • content not available more
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    • Tf is oleo
      ginnger 6 sep
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    • Imagine having a typo on your grave and writing oleo instead of oreo lmao
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    • Bake how long
      Archives 9 sep
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    • All those words must be expensive as hell
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    • It's literally a basic recipe.
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    • Mum :"Over my dead body!........like literally"
      Elitist 9 sep
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    • I've never see such a wet cookie recipe. Or one that didn't have u cream the eggs and sugar first. This would be a runny fucking mess. Never seen one with heavy cream.
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    • Yes!... I waited 10 long years for this day!
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    • Thanks for the recipe
      LAZYx 9 sep
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    • Thats like everyone's cookie recipe
      Soymilk 9 sep
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    • Swaglord
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    • Im gonna save this
      jthjr 9 sep
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    • damn, someone nooned her for the recipe.
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    • How long in the oven????
      M1N3 8 sep
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    • Wow, that’s fucked up lol
      ofdom93 8 sep
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    • Thanks grandma! Never having kids, but I’m sure the doggos Imma adopt will love them too
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    • I don’t wanna make them because I’m worried they’ll only be okay.
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    • Beat my eggs
      Sombro 8 sep
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    • Awsome
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    • Wtf oleo?
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    • Thanks for making me feel shit you monster
      Rynar 8 sep
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    • Fucking genius
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    • Lol they did her dirty😂
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    • Nana pissed!!!
      Feelup 8 sep
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    • What is oleo?
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    • Add one tablespoon of tears, cause this some sad ass shit
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    • Thats an expensive recipe sheet
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    • I will make this in honor of her
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    • What the in the hell is oleo
      icywing 8 sep
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    • it’s simple but it’s prob dope asf, wanna try it out
      hamnugh 8 sep
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    • Oleo?
      WutMutt 8 sep
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    • The funny thing is. Thats just a normal fking recipe
      noider 8 sep
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    • Tf is oleo
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    • I hate recipes like this I wanna know what brands what stores because you know a good recipe you cant just use random butter it's a special butter you get from so and so
      BinoGam 8 sep
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    • Thinking mine will read: Buried Alive
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    • Tf is oleo
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    • Wtf is oleo
      Mementum 8 sep
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    • This is an expensive ass tombstone because it’s paid by each letter
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    • This is actually a really cool idea for a headstone
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    • Dead mom gang
      crutkoff 8 sep
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    • Wait doesn't engraving cost a lot?
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    • Is it bad that I saved this?
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    • Wtf cream doesn’t belong anywhere near cookies unless you’re frosting them
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    • thanks for the recipe
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    • That’s dumb
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    • wish my dad did that. i had to spend 3 years perfecting his foods. he was a brilliant chef who worked at many different places over his life. i’m not even sure it’s correct, all the data storage devices he kept this stuff on are encrypted. i got into 3 out of 14 of them.
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    • Anyone know where one of these are that has a Moonshiners recipe on
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    • I had to bury my grandma who I lived with for over my childhood and into a few years of my adult life. I feel you. Take time to grieve and work through what needs to be done. Praying for you and if you need anything just pm me.
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    • They didn't disclose the "perfect" amount of time to bake them...still keeping secrets I see
      Teenor 7 sep
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    • I really just took a screenshot of a gravestone
      idk534 7 sep
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    • What is oleo
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    • That’s awesome
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    • We will carry on the legacy.
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