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Innovative New Process Converts Vegetables Into
Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
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    • Incredible. Absolutely phenomenal.
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    • Guys vegetarians can eat meat now
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    • Bright 28 jul
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    • kanep0e 28 jul
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    • I’m so happy I’m alive while this technology is being created
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    • Technology will never cease to amaze me
      Mrnoob467 28 jul
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    • Your move, vegans.
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    • The most inefficient way to feed a society
      Planters 28 jul
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    • “Don’t worry it’s vegan”. “Have you tried the impossible burger it’s like....”
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    • but i love my grandpa
      Arcentine 28 jul
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    • Aight to be fair, if everyone on the planet switched to a plant based diet it would solve a lot of climate and industry problems; however, steak is fucking amazing, so I propose making anyone who likes it well done eat vegetables instead because if ya like ur steak well done u don’t like steak
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    • 189 IQ moment
      PEARCUBS 28 jul
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    • Innovative new process turns meat into vegetables by burying it
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    • I mean, they’re not wrong
      iPod653 28 jul
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    • Science has gone too far
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    • It took me a second, ngl
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    • Take that vegans
      Picoso 28 jul
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    • Thought it said turns vegetables into cows. I need to sleep.
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    • It's sad to see the state how much food society rejects. Sweden helps tackle this issue with Biomass plants that produce natural gas that powers their busses. In America, the food supermarkets and farms cant sell just goes to landfill. Imagine a ceaseless world where everything isnt just forgotten
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    • Yeah but I'm still not eating vegan/vegetarian food
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    • The anti-vegan process, I love it give me some more
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    • nice
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    • Ourstanding
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    • nooo! then our meat will taste like veggies
      yeff1 28 jul
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    • Don't you just love modern science?
      MacDiggy 28 jul
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    • Fucken A
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    • It’s evolving, just backwards
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    • I can do it too by bringing a chainsaw to my local hospital
      nitwitty 28 jul
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    • So do they shit them out for our pleasure or...?
      Walkerobi 28 jul
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    • Do go on
      blue_too 28 jul
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    • Uh oh, I got here earlier then usual and there’s still a bunch of furry porn
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    • There is actually technology that allows us to grow meat but it’s so expensive that it is not practical. If we would invest in progressing this technology instead of yelling “VEGAN BAD AMERICA WOOOOO”, not only would we cut down on pollution BIG TIME, but we would also make modern veganism obsolete.
      lamelion 28 jul
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    • How did this get featured with 300 likes
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    • Sharena 28 jul
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    • content not available more
      FurryPorn 28 jul
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    • Doesn't sound right, I'm gonna need Snopes to fact check this.
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    • So it's the iPhone of being vegan?
      Lord_Cain 30 jul
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    • Lol lowering the countries meat consumption is one key component in climate change however, No American in their right mind is gonna give it up. 😂😂😂
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    • @thatvegonteacher on tiktok
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    • But how
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    • No way!
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    • Nooo that one converts fibrous plants into milk and dairy products
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    • Pigs turn vegetables into bacon.
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    • Something is wrong I can feel it
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    • I remember reading somewhere that adding seaweed to cow feed reduces their methane emissions by over 90%.
      Zenith12 29 jul
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    • I recommend watching FreedomToons Racist Cows, it's absolutely hilarious.
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    • History will see you differently than you see yourselves.
      JonTarbal 29 jul
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    • So this whole time meat has been vegan
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    • I've seen the sissy burger I ain't fuckin with it
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    • Astonishing
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    • Where would we be if not for these modern innovations?
      NonCom 29 jul
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    • What if we could make a plant based "meat" that was just as tasty and nutritious as real meat as well as cheaper? Would people back off meat?
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    • New?
      JoMan 28 jul
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    • That is what technically happens
      HintoLime 28 jul
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    • "Me giving them hospital vegetables" the nurse what are you doing to that patient.
      dbshdjdj 28 jul
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    • Mmmm cow shit 🤤
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    • Thats grass cows eat grass
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    • Take that vegans!
      xubalba 28 jul
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    • Is this fake or did some legend tell a reporter this?
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    • i’m having a stroke right?
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    • At a 3% energy conversation efficiency rate
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    • Why are the furrys back!
      alanbuddy 28 jul
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    • Unfortunately it's inefficient. Roughly 1 kg of steak is produced for every ton of grain and 1000L of water consumed
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    • Why do their eyes look like that?
      Ki11face 28 jul
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    • The most trusted news network, BabylonBee
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    • Grantipoo 28 jul
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    • The is revolutionary
      Prindle 28 jul
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    • Which domestic animals would be fine if we set them free into the Wild? And how much damage would they do to local ecosystems?
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    • This new vegan meat stuff is gonna save the world but y’all ain’t ready for that yet
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    • Makes me hungry.
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    • Fascinating
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    • And then we feed the vegans what comes out the other side. It’s brilliant!
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    • Most cows today wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for the farms. So slaughtering them doesn’t mean you’re ending a life that would’ve existed peacefully. Slaughtering wild cows is different though.
      G4vin 28 jul
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    • Revolutionary
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    • there is no fucking way
      Buttterss 28 jul
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    • False it converts grass into shit using meat
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    • Something tells me...this is going to change the world
      MrSauce3 28 jul
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    • We calls it agriculture
      ZER0K00L 28 jul
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    • You telling me that they just put veggies in a cow and it comes out as beef?
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    • I mean…yes?
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    • Wait what? How do... Oh
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    • Babylonbee.com is a satirical news publisher. They do not make it clear as such, so a lot of people believe what they say and spread it around as fact. But yes, I do get the joke here.
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    • Brilliant!
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    • Food
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    • And manure.
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    • What a time to be alive
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    • Look at the progress our society is making under the Trump administration.
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    • Please stop feeding cows corn
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    • That’s some gourmet shit right there.
      Raynen 28 jul
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    • On a different note, what’s the point of making tutorial videos if you’re going to skip important steps because you think they’re obvious?
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    • Those are dary cows
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    • They’ve been doing this for years
      Redneck_7 28 jul
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    • So if a cow eats grass to make meat a vegan can eat cows because the meat used to be grass problems solved.
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    • As long as its not corn. Corn is what gives them methane farts
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    • I can turn cows into fertilizer by eating them. The circle of life.
      NickSax 28 jul
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