• Babies sneak into your
home using your wife
like a human trojan
horse. Are those the
actions of a "precious
angel"? I think not.
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Jun 11, 2020
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    • Speaking of Trojan...
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    • Babies are truly the most wonderful thing in life. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a lot of work to care for, and raise a person, but it’s so rewarding.
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      kanep0e 28 jun
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    • It’s funny because the Trojan clearly failed, if you made a little Trojan
      Anonyk 28 jun
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    • Someone is sneaking a Trojan inside my wife?
      tweb 29 jun
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • More like
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    • Trojan is a terrible name for a condom anyway
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    • Honestly still thinking about that reaper story
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    • Well you're the one who put it there
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    • "Zanders my dog. But this little guy is not my dog"
      WayAway 28 jun
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    • My dick is the same way sneakin sperms in to the bitch
      L0nk 30 jun
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    • To be fair we planted them in the horse.
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    • having a child was YOUR CHOICE. yes some are little demons to deal with but it goes to show how thankful you should be that your parents didnt just leave you infront of a firestation
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    • Babies sneak into ur body using ur mans schmeat as a trojan horse
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    • Coincidence?
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    • Pretty good chance the baby was made in your house tho
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    • If course it's al bundie
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    • Well maybe if you used a trojan first the babies woudn't have had the chance!
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    • Maybe you should have tried a Trojan yourself
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    • Well... you kinda put the baby there soo..
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    • SirWoodie 28 jun
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    • You likely did the same thing
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    • You put it in her
      HOTQBN 28 jun
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    • Should have Trojaned his horse
      CapTim 28 jun
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    • Tanakas 28 jun
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    • HENTAI SERVER, 300 MEMBER HENTAI SERVER
      G0DDESS 28 jun
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment if you want me to send nudes
      LewdShopManagerEcho 28 jun
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    • FurryPorn 28 jun
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    • Babies are technically parasites bc they’re a living being leeching off of another’s food and life source
      Skidnee 28 jun
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    • But you put that person in here abd if its.not yours just burn the trojan horse down
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    • STOP FUCKIN if you don't love kids then, my idiot
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    • I mean but they come from your balls which are already inside your house so technically they’re like a rebellion
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    • That's why me and my gf both hate kids with a passion
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    • They don't even pay rent or taxes. Freeloading little shits
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    • How conservatives sound making an argument
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    • I’m so fucking dumb for not realizing that that’s how the computer virus got the name
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    • Anyone gonna mention the pic is Hal from Married With Children?
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    • Suck
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    • Sounds like the other Trojan failed
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    • Ewww that’s problematic no no definitely no. I always cut off the girl im with from all their friends and family for this exact reason, makes it so much easier to pressure them into getting an abortion
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    • Yeah I have a baby kink
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    • They also don't pay taxes. Fucking leeches.
      Nave360 30 jun
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    • He's speaking facts tho
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    • You don’t use the Trojan, so the Trojan comes to you
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    • You put them there.
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    • Except that you stuffed them into the horse
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    • You invited them...
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    • All I'm going to say is, not everyone should be forced to have a kid if they want to live selfishly. You're not obligated to have one. Your life isn't meaningless if you don't birth one. Stop shaming us because we don't want to spend the rest of our lives taking care of a child.
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    • No, no. He's got a point
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    • Why do they call it the “miracle of childbirth” if it happens hundreds of times per day
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    • That would be funny if you weren't the one to put them in there. Stop featuring garbage
      CL4P_TP 30 jun
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    • Here come the moral authoritarians...
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    • if you don’t use the trojan, you’re gonna get the trojan anyways.
      iOnyxious 29 jun
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    • No, my baby snuck into your house through your wife😎
      Chubybud 29 jun
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    • Babies are non functioning members of society
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    • Ah but you did the same to your parents did you not?
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    • buzz86 29 jun
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    • This mans just got cheated on can we get an F for da boi
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    • Bruh everyone knows other punctuation goes before the quotation marks
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    • My future daughter is a tactical genius
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    • Haha being conditioned to hate the future of humanity’s survival is funny
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    • Well......hes not wrong
      fluffioso 29 jun
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    • One of the many reasons I hate children
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    • Little did you know they were your soldiers
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    • ngl I thought it said Barbie's and I was fucking confused
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    • Takes two to tango, chief. you filled the horse, now you have to let the greeks ravage and pillage your city, taking all your plunder and you women.
      Komu 29 jun
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    • So much laugh
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    • Ironic, Trojans could have stopped that Trojan horse.
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    • Sperm use ppl as Trojan horses to enter girls
      skitwit 29 jun
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    • No, no, he's got a point
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    • The guy is more the trojan horse..wheras the woman is the city.
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    • Fuckin virus
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    • As a father of a 1 year old boy and a 2 month old girl. This is true, fuck those kids they’re assholes. I love em to bits tho
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    • Ha! Trojan...
      noop11 28 jun
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    • It’s your own fault for raw dogging
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    • well yoy also know theres babies inside her
      ct6669 28 jun
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    • No babies are like the mac and cheese you forgot in the back of the fridge for 9 months before finally finding. It may have snuck up on you but dont forget you put it there in the first place
      awsimical 28 jun
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    • Anyone else’s parents mad at them because they don’t want to have kids?
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    • My kids are awesome. I love being their mom. They arent perfect and neither am I, but damn I wouldnt trade any of this for the world. Dont take it for granted.
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    • Wife? Pffft it's the current year. It's all about accidental pregnancies with your gf now
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    • Should of used your own trojan
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    • Jokes on them, I’m horny
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    • Hating babies is such a reddit move
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