• Her: He came in two strokes
Him: I just birdied that b tch
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    • *cums in one stroke* *wii narrator voice* "Nice shot!*
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    • I'm gonna use this... if there's ever another next time..
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    • Okay. What is par? I'll go for it. Double bogey, again.
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    • I can get a hole in one if you let me get one in your hole.
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    • Hahahahhahahhaha
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    • Nothing has to end after the guy cums theres alot more fun to be had i mean guys can cum multiple times aswell
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    • I mean I dunno why it’s over when he finishes once. I can do like 3 in a row... what is up with the whole ending it with him thing?
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    • Two pumps and not even an apology....bad form.
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    • Why would women be upset over that? You feel so good to them that they came in two strokes, and they can easily make you cum with their fingers. Not a big deal
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    • Wow... Yeah. They Do That. Saw A Bird Two Pump Another Bird On Tuesday, While I Was Waiting In The LONG Af Panda Express Drive Through
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    • Okay real talk I’ll cum like under 1 minute the first round but then I can go for like an hour after that
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    • Cum in her in two strokes. Call that shit a birdie
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    • What’s the best way to get over a girl, it’s been some time but I still miss her, and she’s moved on. I don’t feel I have anyone to open up to, or ask about.
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    • Two strokes seems like a lot
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    • :)
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    • Tight ass
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    • Hold On: Its a definite compliment if you cum fast for a girl. Some guys cant do it at all in my experience, so I can take what I can get.
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    • The back hole is a tad rough
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    • Two pump chumps
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    • Send me some pics in my dm I'm bored as hell at work idc what it is
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    • Yay for the feature!
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    • Albatross
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    • Two-pump chump
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    • Ha. I finished a round before I even took my first swing.
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    • GOLF MEME GOLF MEME GOLF MEME GOLF MEME GOLF MEME
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    • Congrats on the feature, Ahole!!!
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    • Smh didn't even get a hole in one
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    • At least you got one hole
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    • Me when I just got an eagle
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    • Ladies, is it okay if we come inside in you all the time
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    • CONGRATS PERFECTLY ON YOUR FEATURE AWESOME 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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    • Dang, she’s only a par 3
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    • Funny
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    • Honestly I would be so fucking happy if I came in two strokes . I’ve gotten handjobs from 2 girls and both lasted for over 4 hours and I had to finish on my own lmao I would be more than happy for a girl to be able to stroke me twice and make me cum lmao
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    • What does that mean
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    • My First time having sex was very disappointing. I didn’t feel anything. The internet says it may take 5-10 times before you feel something
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    • I’m bored, add me on pokemon go 0926 5559 4392
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    • In my experience this is a bad stereotype. Most women cum so fast they have to finish me off. That or they are afraid to cum so they run away when they get close. I feel like this became a joke because it was rare but now people think its common.
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    • that what?
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    • Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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    • I've been with this one girl three times and I've only been able to cum once, is that a good thing? Like I love satisfying her but I don't want her to think it doesn't feel good for me
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    • HOLE IN ONE
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    • Implying she could only last 3
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    • Why is censorship of bitch and fuck and dick even a thing? We all know what it is, and I doubt many 2-8 year olds use iFunny
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    • i’ve been with my boyfriend for almost two years and he’s still never made me cum
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    • So y’all only do 1 round?
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    • 3 stroke par
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    • Two bitches one nut
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    • She a par 3 cause it was easy to reach the grass in one shot.
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    • It says bitch guys
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    • "NICE SHOT"
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    • Lmao i did that shit the other day...
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    • Of course I cum fast, I’ve got fish to catch
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    • Why does every meme I see remind me of a weird sex dream I had two nights ago?
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    • After I cum I go soft. How I prevent that
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    • The single pump action
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    • Why’s nobody talking about par being three strokes?
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    • Put another guy next to him golf is for homo's that can't play real sports.
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    • Oh god oh fuck, what does b tch mean guys!?
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    • My girlfriend takes this as a compliment when I do it
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    • I'mma Eagle this shit
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    • Birdies not as good as an eagle
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    • This is definitely a “hole in one” moment
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    • So she’s a par 3?
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    • Guys don’t worry about your first time just be confident and concentrate on making her as wet as possible use your mouth,finger, nose, dick. Use it allll to please her and i promise if you careful you will have a good experience
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    • That’s an eagle
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    • Is that a motherfucking golf reference?
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    • Btch
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    • Aw fuck yeah, hole in one
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    • Jokes on you I can get hole in ones with ease.
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    • Needs to join the 4 stroke gang. Couple hits of meth and my brother came in 4 strokes. Had no neuropothy or nothing.
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    • That implies she’s a 3 par, unless you account for his handicap
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    • I mean you should make sure your girl cums too on a serious note it's gotta be fun for both
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    • Triple boogie her coochie
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    • Eagle....
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    • An eagle
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    • Hole in one!
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    • You can say bitch here
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    • Exhibit A in the case of the misuse of memes
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    • That implies par for her pussy is three strokes
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    • 2 strokes are better than 4 strokes. They are lighter and faster
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    • I just had soda spray out of my nose. Hope you're happy lol
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    • What does birdied mean
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    • So she was a Par 3
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    • Two pump chump
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    • Golf is a game for old men and un athletic losers.
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    • In the Rough!
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    • I mean to be honest, my girl sometimes actively tries to make me cum as fast as possible as almost a game. It makes her feel like she knows what shes doing well when she can do it fast and its pretty damn hot, just communicate people!
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    • ,
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    • Just say the damn word you cunt
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