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    • Mfw im dumber than a raccoon
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    • I used to have 4 pet raccoons and they are the coolest fuckin pet ever but you gotta raise them from a baby or it wont work. They act like a mix of a dog and cat they play and get all frisky and silly and they are really smart with soft leather hands and they loooove belly rubs and scratches
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    • Raccoons are very smart? Why they always eating my trash then? They should learn to cook if they are so smart
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    • Raccoons complete complex locks within 10 tries? Hehehe, a new addition to my burglary bag.
      Noseos 3 aug
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    • I fr think raccoons should be domesticated like cats & dogs. I would get 3, name em Larry, Curly, & Moe.
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    • The can also fly spaceships, fire weapons, and handle 1/4 of an infinity stone
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    • Hi guys it’s me
      Eklipse 3 aug
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    • One time I went to New Orleans and my girl bought some Candy Edible panties for later use, and we stopped and camped for a night on our way back home and some raccoons opened the box and took the panties out and put the wrapper back in the box. I wasn't even mad
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    • They can open up locks yet the dumbass I seen while camping didn't realize he could have opened my cooler easily if he wasn't sitting on top of it... smh...
      JewManG 3 aug
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    • Are they eligible to run for Congress or the Senate?
      arfcar 4 aug
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    • Can they open the zipper on my camping tent... this is time sensitive
      DeepCut 3 aug
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    • If they’re so smart let’s see them open that one lock box in silent hill 2 in the hospital
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    • Raccoons are North America's monkeys!
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    • Sly Cooper
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    • Sly cooper makes sense
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    • Lucky. That means they could play a game, then in 3 years itd be like new
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    • Well I catch them in cages and place a .22 into their heads so not THAT smart
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    • Look at those cute fingers on those cute hands
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    • This is why thief’s are portrayed in cartoons and stuff wearing black and white and a black mask covering around their eyes, they’re imitating the gods of thievery themselves, Raccoons.
      Parlay 5 aug
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    • But they can't get to my trash if I put a rock on the lid? Pshhh
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    • Dam that’s like at least 2 iq
      SergeyT 3 aug
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    • After three years: “damn how dat shit go?”
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    • I just want one as a pet, my own giant fuzzy cat panda hybrid
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    • Look up “How to raise a raccoon” by raccooneggs. You won’t be disappointed.
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    • Remember the combo I’m about to use on you, you little rodent GET OUT OF MY TRASH CAN
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    • Raccoons now: 📊 🤔 Raccoons three years later: 🤤
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    • Seriously though, they are petty smart and are fucking assholes! One kept going in my trash and making a mess. So i put ply wood on top of the can then a rim with tire on that. The racoon shit on top of the rim as a sign of 'fuck you' to me!!!
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    • You can also trap them with a shiny object they will refuse to let go of. Not so smart
      tm1l 3 aug
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    • Yeah and they keep coming after me chickens
      Ash____ 3 aug
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    • RanoonBoi one of your kind 😳🤭
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    • Another reason I’m sure we are in a simulation because bandits don’t naturally have masks as apart of their face and have the ability to do this as a furry little animal... while claiming to be entirely natural.
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    • Raccoons if handled from a young age make amazing pets and good companions almost like a combo of a cat and dog.
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    • Trash pandas got an IQ higher than half of Americans
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    • They will also fuck you up
      JoshMora 3 aug
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      Blitxeon 3 aug
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    • Raccoons are rad animals
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    • So k1ll them duh
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    • What a fucking Nwigga
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    • Then why is that nigga so easy to punt
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    • Hmmm next time I’m mowing raccoons down in the forest I’ll remember this post
      Admirel 3 aug
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    • There pelt also sells for nicely
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    • Um I gonna need their brains now
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    • And yet they still get caught in a live trap and can't beg for you not to $hoot it
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    • I have an unreasonably strong dislike of raccoons.
      geoys 3 aug
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    • All raccoons should die
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    • I don't care i will kiII every damn one of them
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    • Still can't beat a bullet
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    • Fun to sh00t
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    • Great now even the raccoon is smarter than me
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    • And their holes are real tight
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    • But they run out in front of vehicles at night
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    • They are robbers so
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    • *jazz hands*
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    • Wow
      CD_Bruh 6 aug
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    • Me who remembers the name of a freind from preschool
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    • One of the only animals that cleans its food
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    • Can remember stuff for 3 years but dies after 2
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    • Lie
      roat 6 aug
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    • Adorable assholes
      robro 6 aug
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    • If we just start raising them enough like dogs they could become a much more viable and better evolved pet for us
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    • Yo who tf is like, " hey rocket! You know that puzzle from a while ago? ... yeah. Yeah, the one with the cat. Wanna do that shit again?"
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    • Rocket Raccoon
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    • And they make hella cool pets!!!
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    • They also have thumbs the more ya know
      Spumpls 5 aug
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    • Thats not that smart. I can do that.
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    • How the fuck do they open complex locks without lock picks?
      zxasy 5 aug
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    • To everyone saying they want a domesticated raccoon. Just as long as you’re fine having an animal that can fuck you up senseless whenever it so pleases
      41ex_0 5 aug
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    • Jazz hands
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    • Well rocket can escape a freaking intergalactic prison and drive spaceships and can talk to a tree so ya these racoons are awesome
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    • Raphtalia
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    • I saw a documentary on how when human dienout, Raccoons are next in line to advance and take over the world.
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    • Yeah but they eat garbage.
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    • they were literally created as fucking thief
      Soulss 5 aug
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    • I’d like to see a video of this please
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    • Guardians of the galaxy 3 rocket commits burglary
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    • I'm so fuc king sick of raccoons going through my trash every night, whats the best way to ki ll them? I dont have a gu n
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    • There’s like 4 of them that come to my porch every night because of the trace amount of cat food that ends up there. Does anyone know how to get rid of them
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    • Fuck the comments these mfrs are smart as fuck
      Lex0001 5 aug
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    • Define complex lock
      DT418 5 aug
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    • Big garbage bear
      KRIEG 5 aug
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    • No wonder they somehow always get one of my chickens now and again.
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    • These guys are also vicious as fuck. One go them tried to fight my 110lb German Shepard.
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    • They’re smarter than half the IFunny community
      KeifBowl 5 aug
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    • Ok so... I’m smarter than a 5th grader, but now I have to see if I’m smarter than a raccoon
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    • Serious question, when they say complex locks do they mean those trash pandas can fucking pick tumbler locks?
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    • They remember what a shovel tastes like too. The fuckers still wont come near my house
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    • Do the locks have codes, or do the raccoons have keys
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    • Not smart enough to get out of the way of my car going 60 down a fuck off narrow gravel back road
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    • If the raccoon's last name is Cooper then it'll rob everything you own before you even notice
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    • I don’t know why people are so surprised that animals are smart
      jjjs 5 aug
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    • And they’re cute. I’d also get a possum. Possums eat ticks and are actually quite clean - just gotta keep them that way 😂 harder than it sounds
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    • You could have just said “raccoons” and I would have liked it
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    • Raccoon is an Algonquin word. Skunk is also an Algonquin word that means, one who sprays.
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