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    • Is it too much to ask for both
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    • I’m not even joking, if I had a choice I would slap the mulch
      Inquire 28 jun
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    • That ass is very average
      Focus_RSS 29 jun
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    • Why does her ass have a topographic map?
      Flexo 29 jun
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    • I use to work at homedepot and i loved to slap those. It eventually got me fired. And now im in prison.
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    • I work for lowes and I slap these each time I walk past them
      B0NER 29 jun
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    • TWM249 29 jun
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    • The bags of sugar and brown sugar hits different tho
      ODogX 29 jun
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    • Those ripples on that ass are hypnotizing
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    • Her ass literally caved in
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    • _nyah 29 jun
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    • I’m pretty sure some of us girls wanna slap those too
      tenten123 29 jun
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    • I'm a girl and I'm surprised to see so many negative comments about that butt. What's wrong with it from a guys perspective?
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    • She has no ass
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    • Nah gimme that ass
      Wossy 29 jun
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    • Let me know when it gets featured (sigh)
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    • Guys I cannot stress this enough, slap a fukin bag. You'll feel better. Like, multiple drips of serotonin good.
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    • I am a girl and I always slap the mulch or dirt. I don't know why I do it, but it's very stress relieving.
      BrookIyn 30 jun
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    • Gotta slap that nature scapes mulch my dude, I work for lowes and I slap em each time I walk past them
      B0NER 29 jun
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    • She aint got nothin but bone to slap. I rather slap concrete than that flat ass.
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    • Yes. And watch the bag move around. Then pick it up and carry it on my shoulder as I walk past the other guys proving my dominance
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    • Bro everyone wants to slap any kind of bag, hell I get in trouble every time I slap my raw meats still in wegmans
      Maddheat 30 jun
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    • Yes this is correct I only slap tits and soil
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
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    • Watermelon
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    • Why not both?
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    • Here yall go
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    • Bags of rice too bro.
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    • Ain't no one tryna slap that flat ass
      natevargo 30 jun
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
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    • Hell yeah I’d pick the mulch. It’s just as satisfying and it’s not going to sue me for sexual harassment
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    • I would rather slap my homie’s ass
      IonKanun 2 jul
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    • Why not both?
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    • wheezler 30 jun
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    • Well I mean, both are good
      acco 29 jun
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    • Nah. Y’all have fun slapping the mulch
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    • At the movie theater I worked at we had huge pallets of popcorn kernels. Each bag on the pallet was just 35 pounds of kernels and man I loved slapping them.
      nazpoato 29 jun
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    • If you choose the ass youre gay
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    • Don't forget the peanuts at Five Guys
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    • creeper6 1 jul
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    • Most assess aren't even triple ground
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    • What ass shes flat
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    • I don’t want to slap the bags, I NEED to
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    • She is flat af
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    • Wtf is that ass?
      Osallo 29 jun
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    • Nah bruh I want to slap a chicken if you get the reference
      Dylicous 30 jun
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    • I thought that it was shingles on a pallet and I was like what? That doesn’t even make sense, how preposterous. Then I found out I was retarded.
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    • Xylon 29 jun
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    • I slap the fish at Wegmans
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    • Can't it be both?
      runbds 29 jun
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    • Fo yall see that design on the girls ass it looks like fingerprints or am I just tripping
      KitKkat 29 jun
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    • (Slap) That’s some good mulch right there.
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    • One time, I slapped a cheap ass bag of rice so hard, it fucking broke. Rice all over the stores floor..
      V_ortekz 2 jul
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    • I got a fat jiggly ass but as a lesbian I can appreciate a cute little booty. 🥺
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    • kred must slap chickrn food bag
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    • I’ll slap the everliving shit outta some mulch
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    • Or rice
      Mcprocker 29 jun
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    • Those circles represent cum stains... so use your camera and see what girl has cum stain
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    • Yeah cause no one wants to slap a flat ass
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    • Why not both?
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    • ifunny is gay
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    • Nah I want ass
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    • TOPO CAMO
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    • No, I wanna slap my girls ass
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    • Featured for sure
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    • for the top pic i like to bend the tips of my fingers and grab the bottom the cheeks and squish so hard i cum.
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    • I actually want to kiss💋 that Ass!
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    • Of course they’d choose the second one. Slapping that ass is equivalent to bellyflopping from a cliff into a lake it will sting because how flat it is.
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    • If you picked Mulch over ass maybe you've been on ifunny too long, and you need to balance it out with some porn.
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    • That's not an ass
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    • They aren’t entirely wrong
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    • Is her ass made out of oak?
      pudx 2 jul
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    • Don't let this meme fool you, we want to slap both.
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
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    • No I would slap the ass because I'm horny. I love cooming.
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    • did anyone else’s school have a slap ass Friday. And the staff was aware of it. But. It was like. Ok for some reason
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    • Why not both?
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    • Is that supposed to be an ass ?
      Joquer 2 jul
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    • Both
      Skrrtt 2 jul
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    • Actually I would prefer to slap a nice ass
      FLeone 2 jul
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    • The urge is strong
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    • And briskets...if you don’t slap at least one brisket while at the grocery store; are you even a man?..
      DoeRet 2 jul
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    • You know what I what I really wanna slap? The hood of my car
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    • cute little butts> fat fucking jelly ass
      Dinky 2 jul
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    • I'll take both please
      jonz1 2 jul
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    • That's true, smack the second clap the first
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    • Dat ass concave
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    • Both
      kurtbart 2 jul
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    • Could you at least supply an image of a girl with a little bit of cake?
      gekyume 2 jul
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    • Por que no los dos
      dashooty 2 jul
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    • Its become an addiction
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