• Quadruplets: a 1-in-180 million story!
A cow has apparently defied great odds and
given birth to four calves that have been
named Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Moo.
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    • Imagine being named miney just so your sibling could be moo
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    • u know how hard it is for a heifer to even have 2 babies jeez almighty that must of been a pain to help em out
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    • I like the pentagons on their heads
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    • Hehehe moo
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    • Someone draw a person sliding into their foreheads like it’s home base please.
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    • Catch a cow by the too. If he hollers let him goo.
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    • When me and the boys order 4 steaks...
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    • Ok with those names you cant take them to the slaughter house
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    • Four veal parmigiana for the price of one.
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    • Use code MOOOOOOO
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    • Me: whats your name? Moo: moo
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    • eeny meeny miney moo, put dem bishes on da barbecue
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    • I'd name em, Hamburger, Steak, Pot Roast, and the cute little one: Veal.
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    • You don't name cows you will eventually send to slaughter.
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    • What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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    • why is this odd? how many do they normally have?
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    • Who even knows how many calves they normally give birth to lmao
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    • Bibidi, Babidi, Buu
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    • I’d love to be that farmer. Easiest 4 grand of his life
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    • Ahhhh so cute!!
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    • Thing is, it will only pick one to raise and the other will have to be raised by humans
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    • One of them is bound to be abandoned my their mother
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    • Mildred didnt make it
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    • Bet they can't wait to be milked
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    • From left to right (based on head marking) their personalities (using ninja turtles as the base reference): Leo, Mikey, Ralph, Don
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    • And then they died
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    • I mean they have four udders for a reason right?
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    • Moo not Moe?
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    • Fan-fucking-tastic
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    • They saw an opportunity...and milked it
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    • Should’ve named them E,I,E,I and rename the mother O.
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    • What about Elmer?
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    • Yum
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    • Awe, moo. That’s cute
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    • shouldnt it be moe is that how they spell moe
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    • The only acceptable names
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    • Complete and utter destruction
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    • They will wind up in the same barbeque.
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    • And they will be delicious
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    • Moe
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    • Shemp, Larry, Curly, Moe
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    • They look just like their mom
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    • Guarentee the females went for thousands and thousands more made off straws of the bulls
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    • Hrnn beef
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    • Them some nice tasty steaks right there
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    • I wanna eat Miney
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    • Moo :)
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    • moe:)
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    • Imagine how fat she was with literally 4 whole cows in her tummy
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    • It’s moe, not moo
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    • great names, can't wait for them to be forced to live in horrible conditions before being slaughtered en masse
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    • The mom will more than likely die within a year unfortunately. Cows are not designed to have more than 1 calf at a time. My neighbors cow had twins and once the calf's were weened she finally gave in and passed. Inside, her heart was literally like Jell-O.
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    • Can't wait to eat them
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    • Eeny meeny miney moo, who’s the next on my barbecue? (Please note I was not the creator of this line, I found it on r/cursedcomments)
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    • Are cows doing features now?
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    • Actually its a 50/50 chance, either it'll happen or it won't.
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    • Ha. I’m a quadruplet too
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    • That’s a disappointment. Fucking moo...
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    • And the rancher had dollar signs in his eyes looked at Betsy and said “you will survive the coming winter”
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    • That’s a 1 in 180 million steak!
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    • And they’re going to get butchered like the rest of them lol.
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    • They selling em for the meat catalog yet?!
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    • It’s gonna suck for moo
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    • Not to mention the calves and mothers odds of survival
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    • Yes
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    • If someone told me their cow's name was "Moo," I would think they were retarded.
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    • Imagine being named miney
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    • Haha that’s pretty funny. Too bad the phrase eenie Meenie miny moe is now racist and anti-black
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    • They saw an opportunity and they took it
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    • Burger burger burger and burger
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    • HAHA the farmer must be so happy he made a huge profit lucky fellow
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    • I remember this story from 2008. Jeez
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    • Eeny Meeny Miney and Meat
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    • Eeny meeny miny and speak
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    • It’s in Wyoming there my cousins
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    • You know I bet this has happened a thousand times it's just no one has ever givin a shit because we eat them
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    • I love steak. Please don't turn these babies into steaks.
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    • Yeah... shes only going to take care of one. The others will have to be bottle fed or given surrogate mothers
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    • Well that's 3 calves worth of colostrum they're gonna have to buy for the ones that get abandoned.
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    • Really? Cowdruplets was right there and you missed it.
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    • Man that farmer just made so much money off that cow
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    • Now we can have 5 burger family's
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    • I’m sure one of them was in my burger at lunch
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    • Why would you name a cow
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    • Amazing they diddnt die
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    • What happened to Mo?
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    • One of them is definitely safe
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    • Tasty meat
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    • That is udderly amazing.
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    • Hahahahaha he sure is gonna mood right before he’s fuckin slaughtered for McDonald’s
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    • i like moo :D
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