• When you ask "what size is it?" And someone
says "about that big" and holds up their fingers,
now there's a wrench for that!
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    • Penis measurement
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    • Some girl is going to ask my dick size and ima whip this shit out
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    • Everyone's like now I can measure my dick! But that thing probably only goes to like 4 inches at the most so... I hope for y'alls sake it doesn't work
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    • Or you can do the exact same thing with a regular one
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    • That's going to be annoying in tight spaces
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    • I can finally measure my pp size
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    • Random Story: Girl I knew asked a friend how big his junk was, he said it was normal but she was like is it big or small. He responded that however big she imagined it was, it probably is. Now for 2 years she kept asking and he kept saying the same thing until one day she invited him over and clim-
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    • Ewww
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    • Where can I get one?
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    • obama wrench obama wrench
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    • Or you could use a regular wrench
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    • Really, featured with 18 likes? I know my memes are trash but I still got more
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    • Yes you fool! You can’t know the exact size by just looking at the nut? Pathetic
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    • Why does it look bloody?
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    • I want that so bad.
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    • Absolutely crushing my cock
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    • But can you touch your dick with it
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    • It looks like an ET hand
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    • I think they left the funny out of this one
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    • Hey boys I know I am grifting but if some of you could check out my YouTube channel tMParagon I would appreciate any support or feedback on my videos that you guys can give me
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    • Sub for tits
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    • Why does it look black?
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    • Benas
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    • I immediately thought about how it would feel to swing this at someone’s head
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    • You’re a fucking degenerate if you do that.
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    • The perfect dick measurer
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    • "give me the flesh wrench"
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    • Where can I acquire one?
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    • Why is it black?
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    • TIHI
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    • Ah yes, portable fisting, this is the future.
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    • Penis inspection day
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    • Let’s try making less jokes about penises
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    • Titty twisters
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    • Finally
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    • Penis torture
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    • Imagine the autopsy "looks like a baby with bronze knuckles gave this man a brain hemorrhage"
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    • Use it to jack off
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    • Aww shit I wanna watch Colonel Mustard using that in the Study 🤤😩
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    • Now men can measure their dicks
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    • Why does this make me uncomfortable? Like, just looking at this seems... wrong... somehow?
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    • It’s a left handed wrench
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    • How big is your dick? About that size
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    • the hands of a heroine addict
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    • Except you don’t need to know how big it is bc u can adjust the size anyways just like any other adjustable wrench
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    • Looks handy
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    • Thanks I hate it
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    • Use.. Use a caliper
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    • 🤏..
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    • Fucking demonic, what if you opened it all the way
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    • I fucking hate adjustable wrenches, I have to use them sometimes though, because who has a 1 1/2 inch socket.
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    • Im slightly disturbed.
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    • Leaf blower can
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    • This wrench makes me so uncomfortable
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    • Original crescent wrench probably way way more sturdy
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    • Forbidden fleshlight
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    • Imagine whipping this thing out when the boys are roasting you, and you sit there calmly tightening the wrench to roast your homie’s tiny penis.
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    • Thanks, I hate it.
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    • Anybody else find this thing just disturbing?
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    • cool wrench with a retarded caption
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    • Does it come in an SAE version or only metric
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    • Genus
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    • My pp smoll
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    • Who makes these? I have a friend that would love these.
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    • Are there ones in extra small
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    • Still too big
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    • That’s a pipe wrench
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    • I need this for work... I'm a mechanic.
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    • Flesh wrench
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    • *Sticks dick in it*
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    • If they laugh you just beat the shit out of them with the wrench
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    • Leaf blower can!
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    • Finally. A tool to masterbate with
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    • Imagine giving yourself a handjob with that
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    • But is it weird I want one to work with?
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    • I don’t like this it’s creepy as fuck just imagine finding it in the dark
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    • I was annoyed how people could tell the size of bolts and nuts just by looking at them. Now I'm slowly catching onto it too. Plus depending on the object, vehicle, or age, between standard and metric also
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    • a real mechanic knows just by looking
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    • That there's an adjustable thumb wrench
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    • Imagine you just are like “wait hold your fingers like that for a sec” and just whip that shit out and make it the same width
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    • That thing must die
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    • Creepy...
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    • caliper
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    • ahh the girth wrench now i can get proper measurements
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    • Thanks, I hate it
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    • Le cursed wrench
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    • How well can it jack me off
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    • This is an uncomfortable wrench
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    • This looks like something PorkSword would post
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    • I like it
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    • How big is their hand?
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    • That’s fucking E.T’s hand you ain’t fooling me
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