• B, yourplayersaidwhat
Player: *passing DM their character sheet* Here's my
half-orc! Her name is spelled weird, but it's
pronounced Koh-oh-chee-eh.
DM: This is just 'coochie' with a bunch of
apostrophes.
Player: Yes
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    • Playing dnd currently and I'm playing a bard with 3 revolvers and I'm using the mage hand spell to wield the third one
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    • BKIND 18 jan
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    • Ain’t that the short dude from part 4?
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    • You truly were a reliable guy Koichi
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    • oi_josuke 18 jan
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    • Co'o'chi'e
      Shaylin 18 jan
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    • Coochie but with extra steps
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    • Hyphens, you dipshit
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    • Ay bro those are apostrophes
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    • She's a bard that brings death by snu snu
      kse777 18 jan
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    • If I get 2 likes I'll post a pic of my five week old mini yorkie shitzu
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    • Hyphen*
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    • I want to be dungeon master x
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    • Ooz Domain Cleric Blood Genasi. Named Sanglobin Hematoma.
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    • Bruh
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    • No love for the hyphens? Don’t see a single apostrophe tho. Jusssayin,
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    • Wouldn’t you know it? First character to die
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    • Seems right to me
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    • TOP COMMENT PLOX
      adayum 18 jan
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    • Arniss but the a is silent i hope you see this
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    • Apostrophes. Yes.
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    • Jibrils 18 jan
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    • Omg so funny I love DnD players who have to turn every damn thing into their own Netflix comedy special
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    • There aren’t any hyphens. It’s spelled Co’o’chi’e
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    • I named my Dwarf Tova Keen. I was in a skyrim kick at the time
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    • I love how nothing dnd related is funny.
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    • Imall469 18 jan
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    • Oryx 18 jan
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    • Sick of dnd
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    • Mine was the letter z spelled with 15 letters none of which were z
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    • DM here, had a player once who was normally known for making joke characters come to a new campaign and say his characters name was pronounced Ah-Shoal. I asked him to spell it and he said A-S-S-H-O-L-E
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    • I have a dude in my party who named his character dickcheese, but it's pronounced di-cheese
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    • Nobody cares about D&D nerd
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    • Recently played DnD as a half elf named Du-rag who was raised by my half orc sister Du-bag, who was also being played by a friend. Same mother, different fathers. Was fun as hell
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    • See thats not how it would sound
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    • Heh
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    • A math teacher at my school is Welsh and he calls enclosed angles "kvtched" angles, and it sounds like "coochie angles"
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    • We had a dark elf named Churrough, his weapon was a cookie cutter
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    • I had two Dragonborn characters. One named Way'Vrin and the other Drah'gun.
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    • Guy in my session named his character: Casey B Tanner.... I'll give you a moment.
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    • Is this dnd shit just imagination or wtf
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    • Isn’t that what Chick Hicks from Cars says?
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    • For fucks sake people the hyphens are when the player is sounding it out phonetically. The DM points out it's spelled Co'o'chi'e
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    • Co'o'chi'e
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    • Those are hyphens not apostrophes
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    • If you want a funny name just take a normal word and pronounce it very sophisticatedly
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    • did you name your goddamn wizard taco?
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    • i read it as koichi
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    • I’ve always wanted to play DND. I’d make a monk and put all my points into his punching so I could role play Saitama
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    • HYPHENS
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    • Shes truly a reliable guy
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    • Co'o'chi'e
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    • I named my Half Orc Barbarian Hank Hill
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    • My friends named my character Sinep Anigav.
      Elcian 18 jan
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    • K o i c h i
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    • Stupid Microsoft network wouldn’t let me put anything fun for my user ID so I had to get creative and I am now CommanderLabia
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    • You truly were a reliable guy, Koichi.
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    • Tumblr is the last nail in the coffin for DnD
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    • I'm a half orc in my campaign named Enne-Wurde
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    • Reminds me of Martian Manhunter.
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    • I had a character named Tutshi ruul pronounced tootsie roll
      The_Be_an 18 jan
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    • I currently am playing a high elf wizard that teaches young humans with magical power and shows them how to harness it
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    • It’s DnD day and I’m excited
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    • Half-orc coochie got me acting strange.
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    • What a reliable guy :)
      Atrael 18 jan
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    • Nerds
      Connor659 18 jan
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    • Someone teach me how to play DnD please :,(
      nosittap 18 jan
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    • Started up my first DND, I'm a Neko breed Necromancer (Nekomancer) who currently dual wields pistols
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    • My newest character is just Jorgen Vonstrangle. Cant wait to play him
      Bonf 18 jan
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    • Tried to pass k rack alakin as a tiefling name....needless to say it didn’t get allowed D;
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    • My half orc was named nig'ga
      Driptendo 18 jan
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    • Co’O’Chi’e
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    • The mighty coochie will go down in history.
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    • "She was named after what her father loved most." "Understandable. I'll allow it."
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    • ‘ is an apostrophe. - is a hyphen or a dash you illiterate
      crabnibba 18 jan
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    • Eath ass was mine
      hateNbait 18 jan
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    • spare co'o'chi'e ma'am
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    • I will never understand you guys and your DND but I can at least try
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    • Currently playing as a salmon that has magical abilities and rolls around with a little water ball it sustains
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    • My_Pizza 18 jan
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    • Are DND players obsessed with sex in a fantasy game because they know they'll never get laid for real?
      craig_s 18 jan
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    • My character is a half eaten baguette that uses mage hand to carry itself
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    • You truly were a reliable guy coochie
      Nuggys 18 jan
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    • Like when Prod named a custom character Gina but pronounced it “Jye-Nah”
      UncleGael 18 jan
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    • Hyphens
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    • STCat 18 jan
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    • KOICHI!
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    • My best friends Rogue was named Sukan Disdik (Soo-kahn-diz-dic)
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    • I'm gonna introduce a way of travelling for my players. A hill giant, trapped halfway inside of a small mountain. Him and a friend charge people for the giant to fling them across the land. His name is Ye' et
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    • co'o'chi'e
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    • My brain is reading them different on how they sound
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    • PorkSword 18 jan
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    • The mighty Co’o’chi’e.
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    • I’m just gonna say it, DnD is stupid and you all need to get a life
      Joe__Cool 18 jan
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    • “Did you name your freaking wizard taako”
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    • Played my first game of DnD today. Gotta say I fuckin loved it
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    • Lvl 13 human element variant wizard that only used delayed blast fireball
      Taisho 18 jan
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