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    • Amazon paid an effective tax rate of 1.2% & the average American pays a tax rate of 24%. America is already a socialist country, just for the rich though. Bezos spent more on his mansion than Amazons ever paid in taxes.
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    • I love these because it really shows that all the people who want wealth redistribution are financially illiterate. If I made 240k a year I'd find a guy who knows how to invest and take his advice. Odds are I still wouldn't be a billionaire, but I'd be a lot closer than the dumbass who just works
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    • Actually $260,000 annually, $5k/week x 52 weeks = $260k. 3.8 years to make a million. If you invest with a modest compound interest of 5% you will have a billion dollars in 106 years, better investments would obviously have much higher interest returns and thus reduce that time frame exponentially.
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    • The only way to become a billionaire is the exploitation of the working class, why can’t you dense motherfuckers understand that
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    • can u even realistically spend a billion dollars in a life time if you dont spend unnecessary items like multiple houses or boats
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    • Here’s an idea instead of complaining invest in dividend stocks then reup with tech stocks and invest in a Sep Ira it’s not that hard
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    • I’ve started to realize that liberals hate billionaires because they’re rich, not because so many others are poor
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    • If that’s a shot at Jeff bezos, the fact that he’s a billionaire is his net worth not how much money in his pockets. He has very profitable businesses and assets that he continuously feeds to make more money. “bOoTLiCkEr” yea good one. I’m a bootlicker because I believe in hard work.
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    • Don't forget to figure in that overtime. After the California fires, a couple electricians I worked with went over there to rebuild and made over $300k a year with a base hourly of less than $100/hr.
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    • Actually if you made that money you would easily become a multimillion buy investing 80% of what you make and building up insane compound interest. Might take awhile to become a billionaire but possible.
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    • It’s so naive to believe billionaires just have a billion dollars like its salary income
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    • You have to wait until you're almost 32 to reach your billionth second
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    • Congratulations on not knowing the difference between income and net worth, you economic illiterate.
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    • If I made 240k a year, I'd keep 100k and invest the rest. Oh wait, that's what all wealthy people do. Even CEOs don't make billions in salary, they gain a net worth of billions via investments.
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    • I mean invest, if you make 240k and you’ll be a billionaire in a few years
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    • That’s what overtime and investing is for
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    • Nah i could care less if I’m making a $100 an hour
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    • I would be happy to just have a few million dollars honestly. With that much cash I can invest and retire.
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    • I don’t want to be a billionaire. Just want to be happy with a job and enough stress free assets to settle down on a little acre with some animals and a hobby buisness.
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    • I would invest that in stocks bonds and mutual funds
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    • Working for someone else is not how you make a billion dollars
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    • Unless you invest
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    • Who isn't making $100 an hour?
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    • Let's talk investment and interest income
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    • Once you make that first 240k you can realistically do it in 15-20.
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    • If you didn’t invest any of it. Compound interest would fuck some shit up.
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    • Companies pay taxes off of their profits, they still pay for income tax, property tax ext. After a company pays all that along with their expenses, they invest the rest into the company. Since that counts as a deduction they technically have no taxable income. Learn tax laws before you post this.
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    • The more you have the more you get. A universal truth many are fully incapable of understanding.
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    • If you aren't happy with a 200K salary, you'll never be happy with a billion dollars
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    • Stop bitching if 1k a day doesn’t make you happy no amount of money will
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    • Ha he forgot taxes. If you were a moron who doesn’t understand compounding interest and chose to save 100% of your earnings it would take you 6333 years
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    • investments: now this looks like a job for me
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    • I just want to live comfortably :(
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    • There will always be a 1%. And no matter if that group makes $100 or $1 trillion, you will probably never get there. Stop envying those more fortunate than you and start doing your best.
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    • Yeah so let's hate people that are successful right? Just because YOU are not making as much as them doesn't automatically make them a bad person. Stop expecting handout and fucking work for something
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    • I thought a billionaire net worth came from assets and holdings, not your salary.
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    • And that's with the tax evasion plan
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    • But if you know how to invest and are willing to take on some risk with money market mutual funds. You can get 13% or more average annual interest and if you invest just 20k annually into it, it will take a little over 65 years to get 1billion
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    • If yall don't like Jeff Bezos than stop buying shit from amazon. Except you won't, because its the best service ever created in history and that is exactly why it has made him billions of dollars
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    • That’s why there’s this thing called investing and starting a business. Gee isn’t America wonderful, that nothing is stopping you from doing those things?
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    • I dont fucking need a billion
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    • Millionaires and billionaires have multiple sources of income. They dont get to where they are by keeping 1 jobs the rest of their life. They save money and invest it into stocks and buisness. So that their money can make money
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    • People who try to get rich on salary alone are often disappointed. Invest your money! Start a Business, real estate etc... but do it on something legit. Of course everything has a risk.
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    • Work for someone and you will never be rich
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    • $240,000 is well above the average pay and if you wouldn’t be satisfied with that kind of money then you probably won’t be
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    • My god who cares,240K a year ? Nigga that's ballin right there you dont need to be a billionaire to be rich as fuck/live like you're rich as fuck
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    • So I know complete socialism doesn’t work but I think we should murder jeff bezos and redistribute his wealth among the people
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    • I’m pretty sure 10hrs a day for 5 days a week has at least 10 hours of overtime so the math is a little off
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    • If im clocking 240 bands a year im, last thing on my mind is how long it goin take to be a billionaire. And if you making money like that, you can invest to become a billionaire.
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    • Both capitalism and socialism have plenty of flaws we can all agree. Can we all agree that the rich should pay a higher percent taxes than the working man at least??
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    • Invest you money in an intelligent way and there you go
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    • Then invest. That’s how every billionaire got their money. By investing in their company
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    • You aren't realizing this, fuck being a billionaire, I'm making 20k a month
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    • Sad that some people actually make this kinda money and they do nothing but throw a ball and run fast
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    • Why am I not in the least bit disappointed in this lol 😂 $1000 a week! That's almost a months rent!
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    • Literally no one on this will ever, EVER make a billion dollars. We trick ourselves into thinking it's always a "possibility." It's not really.
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    • Sorry buddy not everyone can be a billionaire, and I’m okay with that
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    • So you're telling me... I could buy a subway sandwich make it a meal get cookies AND add bacon
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    • Taxes though
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    • Let’s go back to taxing the rich 60% of their income. If you make 10 million and get taxed 60% then you still make 4 million fucking dollars. If you make 45k in the current system and get taxed 13k then you are going into the negative every year and building debt.
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    • I’d still be happy.
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    • Way to put that shit into perspective damn
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    • Ok? You don't need billions to be happy. You don't even need millions.
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    • Can I just ask why do ppl feel the need to defend billionaires and top 1%? Like you all realize that 99% of the population lives on 1% of the wealth. Ive only ever worked for what I have, but damn why is someone’s commas more important than public welfare? Imagine if it was just 5%, 5x what u make..
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    • Thats why you invest
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    • The fuck i need a billion dollars for
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    • And want to know what GREAT, LIFE CHANGING THING could help you hold onto THAT MUCH MONEY in ONE lifetime???? Come up with an idea just good enough that thousands of people will work to fill your pockets
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    • Probably because of high taxes
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    • That's why they say if Bill Gates stops to pickup $1000 he dropped he would lose money.
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    • “Just invest!1!1!1” stfu parasite
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    • Invest is the only way to make that much money. Rich dad poor dad. READ IT!!!
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    • Billionaires are immortal
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    • Government; it'd be a shame if someone were to take a little of that 💰
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    • Net worth /= total earnings
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    • Roth ira index funds. If you can invest 60% of your income in your 20s. And diversify your portfolio.
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    • If you made $1 every second it would take you four years
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    • Yeah, that’s why the top 10 richest people aren’t wage slaves you jackass. It’s called venture capitalism. Entrepreneurialism. Investment. Make your money work for you, don’t work for money
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    • So say being a billionaire was you goal, so you hire a funds manager to create an investment portfolio for you, you put in 15k a month because you are goal oriented, assuming your investments average 20 percent, in 40 years you have 2.6 billion. The rich invest in business not just hoard
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    • A million seconds is 11 years, a billion is about 31 years
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    • I don’t need to be a billionaire. I just want to be able to afford my home, provide for my family, and play video games. I want to live comfortably, not luxuriously.
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    • My mom makes at least $6,500 a day, at most $50,000. She’s a saleswoman, for her own company, she has no employees except my stepdad, she decides when to work and when not too. She buys anything she wants, we enjoy life.
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    • Don't forget about taxes 😃
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    • Imagine whining about not having 1 billion dollars
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    • That's because billionaires have a billion dollars worth of assets and investments not straight up cash stupid
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    • Fuck that if it's anything over 100k a year you're fine
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    • Id be just fine with that , I dont want the stress of running a company hiring employees, media outlook
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    • Ever hear about investing?
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    • Taxes
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    • Naw fam, gotta equate for frigin inflation.
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    • Scalable income retard. I can make an app it sell it however many times as I want without it costing me anymore time or effort for multiple sales
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    • You’d have to earn $2000 every single day since Jesus was born and not spend a penny of it to be a billionaire
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    • Wrong. You would get 10 hours of overtime each week
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    • You underestimate my pessimism, and ability to stay at work till I almost die over and over again for fear it's going to disappear. I would be a billionaire in no time my friend.
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    • Dumb I could
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    • You really need to go back to school
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    • That's just the income of a mechanic
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    • Okay, I don't need billions of dollars. I just need enough to make sure my family is taken care of if something ever happened.
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    • That’s close to what I make, and I get taxed 35%. It’s fucking bullshit.
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    • Thats not even correct because TAXES! Lmao, but its a nice thought. Now how about that $7.25 federal minimum wage?!
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    • What kinda math is that, 1000 a day = 365,000. (1000x365 days)
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    • You gotta invest my dude
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    • Boo fucking hoo
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