• B charlesoberonn
Anti-Mom: It's okay if you don't finish your plate because you're only human
and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government
organizations throwing it away, and not households.
Ba charlesoberonn
Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate
the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for
the both of us.
ER, captainlordauditor
this.....this is the addams family
e sympathetic-deceit-trash
That's because the Addams are a healthy family
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    • Long as it's edible. I always try to eat whatever animal products I'm served. Some homie died so I could eat him. Might as well not waste it.
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    • Idgaf abt food waste, it’s about the cost of the food nigga! That shit comes out of my pocket so my spawn better be eating all of the food on their plate
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    • Yeah except 10 year old kids don't fucking understand negotiating. These Tumblr fucks are just mad their parents had rules set.
      Curufinwe 22 jul
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    • Just put it in the fridge and have leftovers??? Why are the only two options “throw it away” or “make yourself sick by overeating”
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    • My SIL is a HUGE waster of food. It's annoying af. Well take her out to dinner, she doesn't take any leftovers home (I'm talkin nearly the whole plate left still), then a fucking hour and a half later she'll ask for more fucking food, like nah b, you just threw out a $20 plate that was perfectly goo
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    • Yeah the goal as a parent isn’t a “pleasant” living experience. They aren’t room mates. You are teaching your children. There are mistakes they shouldn’t attempt to learn and there are times where a parent cannot be pleasant
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    • Imagine complaining about how fat your kid is when you force him to finish his plate
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    • I remember when I first heard that like 50% of prepared food gets thrown away I was like "I dunno about that" and then I started working at a bakery and I was like "ah yes here's the other 48%"
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    • My plans as a mom. I want my daughter to be able to come to me with anything. She’s going to have the mom I didn’t have.
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    • Treating your child as an equal and acting like they are a roommate is probably one of the most millennial things I believe I’ve ever heard...
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    • Or just listen to your parents. Damn was I the only one raised where you just did what you were told
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    • Retards saying this is coddling your children are wrong. I don't care if it's a Tumblr post. This is what it looks like when the mother is decently educated and the father is wise enough not to shit his own bed and legacy and act like a pleasant human being towards the people that matter most.
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    • All these memes about what shitty parents y’all had honestly explains why this app is the way it is lol
      ZakBagans 22 jul
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    • Lmao ya talk to your kids like that and they will run the house within a week no thanks
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    • I don't understand why more parents aren't like this. Boundaries are one thing controlling is another. Letting your child know their voice matters, along with their wants and needs is important.
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    • Small child: I refuse to eat because instead I want that whole jar of vitamins and nothing else will satisfy
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    • By anti-parent they mean one who has become a fully functional and whole human adult who is capable of balancing themselves and other peoples lives, and balancing their ability to control and enjoy their own life. Probably anyways idk what I'm talking about really
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    • It is really upsetting that the Addams familiar was supposed to oppose suburban family stereotypes because the Addams family is perfect
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    • I have a teen and this is our household. I understand people need guidance and direction growing up but they also need to learn how to make their own decisions.
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    • Parents should allow kids to have a say in making family decisions but they should also teach their kids how to do it responsibly and correctly. I've proved my dad wrong when we were arguing because he taught me well. And because I'm knowledgeable I'm allowed to make family decisions and...
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    • Feed it to the friendly neighborhood dumpster pandas. They like food you don’t eat
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    • Kids dont know shit about living or the costs of it day to day. They cant think outside themselves a lot of the time. you wish parents were these benevolent, all giving all understanding people when you people aren't understanding or giving at all. What do you give the house? What do you provide, wh
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    • I made a pledge to my parents that when Im a parent I will be better than them if my kid doesnt like a food I will stop making it for them and wont force them to eat it I wont force them to go to family reunions if they dont want I wont make fun of them for liking someone I wont hit them (1/?)
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    • i thought anti mom said ant man
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    • I get what they're saying, but Tumblr as a whole has a bad habit of pendulum swinging too far in the opposite direction in response to an issue. The "My house, my rules" policy should be a fallback for when your kid is too young to understand a concept, not the go-to like it is for many parents, but
      Shoggoth 23 jul
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    • My kids eat till they are full but I also serve them kid sized portions. I'm not going to give my boy the same amount I eat and be all pissy when he can't finish it.
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    • Honestly this is the way we treat my 3 year old and its going great he comes when he’s scared or feels like he did something bad he’s not afraid to talk to me unlike me with my father and I love it
      seg909 23 jul
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    • This sounds like my family :)
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    • That is because the Addams Family has money
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    • Tumblrites will get yelled at once because they wrecked their brand new honda, and they'll hold a grudge against it for the rest of their Internet lives
      Testicula 22 jul
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    • silver style
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    • Seeing all of these comments makes me fear for the future generation. All of those coddled kids are eventually going to be released into the real world and won’t be able to make decisions for themselves
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    • My 2 year old goes threw phases either eats a week's worth of food in one day or doesn't eat much of anything. I just fill his plate get him to eat a bit of everything and if he doesn't finish he has his lunch for the next day 1/2
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    • Do people believe things on the internet just because they type dots? "this...this is the exact plot of Tintin". "fam....this is a perfect example of Anakin being true neutral". "did....did you just solve white guilt in the Shrek franchise?" "I...I never realized how much I needed this"
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    • That would not be a good dad actually. Fuck this
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    • Proper family, makes it easier on the parents because the child understands their reasons and motives, and its healthy for the kid because it's not do this because yes and they're being heard
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    • This is the dream
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    • My dad is an anti dad?
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    • The eat all your food thing is because they want you to appreciate the fact that someone bought and made food for you, I knew kids who would go to restaurants or other peoples homes for dinner and then refused to eat the food they didn’t like despite the effort and cost. It was so incredibly rude
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    • Idk if I watched the wrong vid but didnt the Adam's family have s3x with each other
      muslimjim 22 jul
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    • On the amount of food “waste” that is both edible and inedible, wouldn’t it be great to have a portable bioreactor? Throw some banana peels and expired meat in there and charge your phone a few times. No idea how the energy in uncooked meat translates to direct current, but it’d be fucking awesome
      Cephelo 24 jul
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    • I think it says a lot about the our mental state that we look at them and say "that's healthy"
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    • I'm not your fucking friend. We aren't roommates. You're not my business partner or a lawyer. You're my fucking kid. Shut your mouth or I'll slap it.
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    • You must also take into account life experience, knowledge and emotional investment in outcomes
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    • Imagine doing this and your kid grows up with logical views on law and justice and then they begin an uprising against your government and go down as a terrorist and a traitor welcome to 1984 (now) america
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    • Bite and chew, until it is done
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    • These the kind of people who have those screaming brats named Joffrey or kormichael or smthn in Kroger on a Tuesday afternoon being all like “I understand where you’re coming from, let’s try to communicate” when what they really need is an ass whoopin
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    • At the end of the day every single person is vastly different and its a combination of nature and nurture. This household could produce a perfect member of society and a complete psychopath as siblings. Every kid needs their parents to learn them and mold them specifically. A perfect parent doesn't
      dizzle_ 23 jul
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    • When the anti mom and anti dad are better moms and dads
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    • I'm 25 and honestly that first one blew my mind. I cannot believe how screwed up lies people tell us are
      RazKun 23 jul
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    • Edgy families are better than families that try to act up to society’s standards, like mine
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    • I negotiate with anyone, with the exception of terrorists.
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    • I would hate to live in that family it would be so weird feeling
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    • Or you're a fucking kid a need to listen to your fucking parents you spoiled little twat waffle
      B0YD 24 jul
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    • My dad could not understand or refused to understand that I did not like certain foods. It wasn't an unreasonable amount of food either, just certain things like mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese. Either the texture or the taste I didn't like. He constantly forced me to eat these foods and would
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    • Fucking dipshits stfu, You need to learn respect and to follow rules when your young or else you end up ON TUMBLR. Absolute dumbasses, getting coddled isn't good parenting, it's just the far opposite of abuse but still bad just in a different way.
      LuckCat 22 jul
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    • Parents bad for making rules and enforcing them. Eat your food because food cost money and is expensive.
      Dr_Spoons 22 jul
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    • PorkSword 22 jul
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    • Tumblrtards need to be told that they're dumbasses more often. They arent smart, clever or profound, just borderline retarded
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    • Alright fuckers, you eat what is on ur fucking plate ok. My little brother is like 12 and every night we have somthing new he sits at the table for like an hour defusing to eat it. I dont care of it doesn't look good, your going to eat it. End of story.
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    • Ya lemme go negotiate with my 7 y/o on what bedtime should. Dumbass.
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    • I can tell the author has not been to the grocery store for bread or milk
      dooms7 23 jul
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    • Who still lives with their parents?
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    • Riiiiiiiight...
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    • My parents always made me eat my whole plate. Probably a good thing because now i can’t eat much and im already full and want to puke and ive lost a lot of weight
      iria_co 22 jul
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    • That's how your child turns into a failure of a human being if you compromise with your kid there something wrong with you
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    • If your mom slaved away over dinner and you don't eat every green bean and bite of food, you just don't have the respect you should. Parents work hard hours and spend a lot of money to give you food that you'll just throw away. Don't be a dick
      froggydew 22 jul
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    • Thats not healthy thats how you raise brats that wont know how the world works listen shit stains if you do the work and pay for everything you make the rules
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    • Omg there's only 8 comments! Can i get top comment please? 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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    • Blacks need to go back to Africa
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    • Food waste in domestic homes is still very high
      Gleambo 26 jul
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    • It’s no surprise that people on Tumblr have terrible parents.
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    • 1st is about context. If I put the food on my kids plate id never force it but if it loaded his plate up to the rim himself and can't finish it afterwards I will force it to do so. My kid chose to eat that much himself and it will teach him to rather take multiple smaller plates than overload one
      Vault_69 26 jul
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    • Wednesday would make frequent and elaborate attempts on her brothers life
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    • I don’t believe in having a child finish their plates when they are full. This causes them to miss true hunger signals and can cause them to over eat without realizing it. My dad forced me to eat and I didn’t understand hunger signals and was about 300; got weight loss surgery and lost 150.
      GoIAHAWKS 26 jul
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    • More like "finish your food because we really don't have the money to be wasteful."
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    • A healthy family isn’t a real family. That’s just being roommates
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    • Man it makes me sad people can be so horrible to their own children that they decided to have
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    • Some white people shit...
      Ayzia 26 jul
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    • Damn is it really that rare to have understanding parents?
      Mason422 26 jul
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    • Food at restaurants be expensive as fuck but we throw out half the shit like it’s no big deal
      King_Leo_ 26 jul
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    • The finishing the plate thing has nothing to do with waste, that's just what parents say to get their kids to eat it. They want their kids to finish their meal so that they have a balanced diet with appropriate and healthy portions
      Muser38 26 jul
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    • This isn't right at all
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    • Naw. Teach kids not to waste. Otherwise they grow up wasting and littering, the 2nd one is agreeable tho
      JKFarmer 25 jul
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    • I'm not gonna listen to Tumblr about healthy families
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    • Oof
      Mad_Laden 25 jul
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    • It’s really hard trying not to retaliate against my parents because I could legit get kicked out. So I guess for now I have to sit here and take it 😔👌
      BLU3Boi 25 jul
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    • Anyone feel like rlly stressed and anxious for no god damn reason
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    • Explaining why you make decisions as a parent and as an adult to your children will help them to understand how to function as an adult. Don’t expect kids to just ‘figure it out’ like most of us had to. Treat them as if you were their life mentor, because you are.
      faust667 25 jul
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    • Your parents aren't there to be your roommate. They're there to teach you about life so you don't grow up being an ungrateful entitled douchebag. Guess it's too late though.
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    • This is stupid. People are stupid
      colt45dem 25 jul
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    • So apparently the opposite of a mom is a crazy leftist trying to brainwash their kids..... I can agree with that
      yrtesd 25 jul
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    • This just sounds a bit like my parents.
      Y23Y 25 jul
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    • Nothing wrong with rules. You shouldn't get to "negotiate" with your parents. Are all parents perfect? HELL no, but having no fucking discipline or rules is what births idiots like those who thought CHAZ was a great idea.
      YeOldJake 25 jul
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    • Meanwhile I once slept at the dinner table because I couldn’t leave until I finished my plate
      wundeadx 25 jul
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    • these are the people that being a parent is easy
      DXarmy3 25 jul
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    • Whiners just pissed they had rules. You should have been struck harder and more frequently.
      Requeum 25 jul
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    • That is my family... just without the mom. Didn’t have one.
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    • Thats how it is at my moms as long as i go to school and help with the house its good and any problems come up we talk them out (dad haven't been aloud to even visit since i was 16 cus my step mom hates my ass)
      kilo809 25 jul
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    • I just got diagnosed with an eatting d!sorder and my therappist said it comes from always being told to finish my food and being made to sit and eat it all. So now I feel the need to eat all the food I make in one sitting even if I'm planning to save it for later... Its really frustrating
      MamaJitsu 25 jul
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