my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
NAY
Accept this blep in these trying times? - Accept this blep in these trying times? 💙
Bubbly_Thicc_Girl Bubbly_Thicc_Girl
25 sep 2020
NAY Accept this blep in these trying times? - Accept this blep in these trying times? 💙
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do?
Me:
Tabby Tabby
26 mar
Him: You've got a smart mouth, what else can those lips do? Me:
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
HorniTheImp HorniTheImp
4 oct 2020
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
Let's see
I what is out there today!
Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
Let's see I what is out there today! Yup, still trapped by the enemy...
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY
My dog:
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY My dog:
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area.
He eventually died waiting at the bus stop.
Source : @blowingfacts365
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 sep 2020
A dog named "Fido" returned to a bus stop in Italy over 5,000 times (over 14 years) to wait for his deceased master to get off the bus, even during times of "violent allied bombardment" of the area. He eventually died waiting at the bus stop. Source : @blowingfacts365
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
Men's nodding
Hey, man, what's up?
UP NOD
Hey, I need to
talk to you
MAN'S RIGHT NOD
Yo, man, check this girl out!
MAN'S LEFT NOD
DOWN NOD
Greetings sir. You have my respect
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you MAN'S RIGHT NOD Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect
jamzenn
@jamzenn
Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
TrioShitposters TrioShitposters
22 sep 2020
jamzenn @jamzenn Mentally I'm cowboy-cat looking over my crops
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
Me smoking weed
My lungs
My 'liver knowing it's next
PyroniusThePenguin PyroniusThePenguin
26 sep 2020
Me smoking weed My lungs My 'liver knowing it's next
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan 2021
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.