Awesome first aid packaging...
Hello. I'm sorry you cut yourself. It could
be an isolated incident, or maybe you are
a very clumsy person. Don't worry. The
clumsy are much more lovable than the
graceful. The graceful are always busy
ballet dancing, and doing incredible feats
on the trapeze. The clumsy are always
busy being coddled, rubbed, and cared for.
So if you're not too busy having attrac-
tive persons ravish you with affection,
take a minute to care for your
injury. Wash it, and lay one of our
pretty bandages on top. In a
matter of moments you will
clumsy affairs. yy