AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Leroy8 Leroy8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
"Sorry, I would help but..."
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
2 jun
"Sorry, I would help but..."
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
Yes I like my own comments in arguments
to make it look like people agree with me, how could you tell?
DripPoint DripPoint
10 jun
Yes I like my own comments in arguments to make it look like people agree with me, how could you tell?
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
_TENNIS~
DOUBLES
mthree03 mthree03
17 mar
_TENNIS~ DOUBLES
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
What school gives you to prepare yourself
Adulthood
ZayZay03 ZayZay03
8 oct 2020
What school gives you to prepare yourself Adulthood
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY
My dog:
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY My dog:
companies as soon as pride month starts
HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
companies as soon as pride month starts HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS?
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.