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    • I work at Target, and this isnt funny. Every night after close, we must defend the ramparts from the wicked men of Walmart. They harass our borders every minute of the night. We wear red so our loyal guests don’t see the wounds left by those azure beasts...
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    • Hello customers, it’s 5 mins till closing. If anyone remains, hope you’re good with dogs for we will be releasing the hounds.
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    • ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS, THE TIME IS NOW 9:45 AND TARGET WILL BE CLOSING IN 15 MINUTES. PLEASE MAKE YOUR FINAL MERCHANDISE SELECTIONS AND PROCEED TO THE FRONT CHECKOUT LANES. OUR STORE WILL REOPEN TOMORROW AT 8AM. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT TARGET 🎯
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    • I used to work retail, and if you walk into the store 5 minutes before it closes, go fuck yourself.
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    • So.... The Ikea SCP....?
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    • SCP 3008: “THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING
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    • I'm not trapped in here with you you're trapped in here with me let the games begin
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    • "The Most Dangerous Game" (1924)
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    • The store is now closed, please exit the building
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    • Did I miss something? The fuck is with all the chimneys?
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    • Attention Goodwill shoppers, just a friendly reminder that the store will be closing in 5 minutes. Please make your final selections and bring them to the register at this time. If you stay, you will be hunted as trophies. And as always, thank you for shopping at your Friendly Portland Goodwill.
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    • Man, the most dangerous game. Let the hunt begin
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    • What's with all the chimneys in the comment section?
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    • Fuck last minute shoppers I hate them
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    • So I have this concept I’ve been working on and I call it Walmart battle Royale. basically you lock all the doors to turn all the lights off and announce that PVP has been enabled and the last one standing will get five hours in the store and the ability to grab anything if they want.
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    • Don’t threaten me with a good time
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    • I work at a zoo and let me tell you people see the zoo closes in five minutes and they're like shit we got 45 minutes left
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    • God I fucking wish I could say that. The amount of fuckers that come in 5 minutes till close and get FULL shopping carts is ungodly
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    • Is this the IKEA SCP?
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    • Id be fine with this. When the hunted, becomes the hunter that is
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    • Why the fuck in my store 5mins b4 I close, I WANT TO GO HOME TITHEAD
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    • Sounds like another day at IKEA.
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    • There was a post a while ago about posting chimneys on April 6th without explanation for anyone who doesn’t know. I’m not deleting this so don’t even bother yelling at me retards.
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    • Sound like the scp about IKEA
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    • Shiiiet I'd be volunteering for the closing shift if that was the case
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    • Is it chimney time already? Time flew by quick.
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    • None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!
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    • Bold of you to assume that wasnt my plan from the start.
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