• *attending a conceal carry course*
Instructor: what's the first rule?
Me: stay strapped or get clapped G.
Instructor: I
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    • One in the chamber, safe from danger. Empty barrel, your life’s in peril.
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    • The first rule of gun safety is to have fun. The reason this is the first rule is because any other safety violations with a gun are not, in fact, fun.
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    • Nice mine said but are the first rule is always treat a firearm as if it's loaded even if you have the knowledge that it isn't
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    • Applied for my Conceal carry license.. I live in a shitty Democrat state so I had to pay almost $500 so far for the process. $60 for fingerprints just to speed the process up 30 days. Still have to wait 90 smfh
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    • true 🤝🐴🤝
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    • My instructor told us that if we have made the decision to use our firearm, then "turn that bastard into a cheese grater".
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    • Rule# 1: always get involved in every confrontation, especially ones that have nothing to do with you. 3rd party encounters will get you a high five from the judge.
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    • Die with a sword in your hand and bullets in your enemies
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    • How hard is getting a concealed carry license in The state of I’m going to tax u a shit ton for anything non consumable or California
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    • Around blacks, never relax
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    • In Kentucky you don't have to have a concealed carry license to conceal carry as long as you're 21. It's pretty nice
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    • ...You were supposed to take a course? Then how the fuck did I get my license?
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    • Open carry state bois, lol. Eww, i typed that. But it's nice i can carry openly. Not that I do. I used too, but i'm confident engough to die behind my fist.
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    • This was absolutely the case.
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    • Did you know that it’s illegal to carry and have a mask on at the same time
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    • Rule #1 look cool
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    • This doesn't work if you're white
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    • Course? Process? In the great state of Pennsylvania, I got mine in under 30 minutes and all I had to pay for was the $20 photo card.
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    • Its nice to live in a constitutional carry state.
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    • Not enough we need to own at least 54% more of the guns
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    • Imagine taking a course lmao
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    • First rule of gun safety: have fun
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    • Yeah my instructors always were lame and then there’d be that fucking idiot who waves the gun around and they be like hol up, you retarded ?
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    • Can anyone recommend good iwb holsters, particularly for a hellcat cause mine is uncomfortable as hell.
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    • Dm me pp pics
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    • As a girl I would feel much safer carrying a gun but I don’t have anywhere to conceal it. 😔
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    • "Stay strapped or get clapped"- George Washington
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    • My Man
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    • In Idaho 18 year olds can walk about concealed without any license
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    • Rule number one of gun safety is to always have fun
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    • The first rule is never tell anyone you have a conceal carry
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    • Don't. Just don't. Never ruin a man's catch phrase he is known for 2 things his amazing acting ability and the phrase " My Nigga"
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    • Rule two, have fun and be yourself. :)
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    • If you have go sh00t, Sh00t to k1ll. dead man cant sue you.
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    • these gun “memes” are so fucking lame. grow up and use your second amendment correctly you twat
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    • I’m 18 I wanna do the class rn. It’s retarded it wouldn’t count for anything because to apply for a permit at 21 you need it in the previous year
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    • Lmao here in Indiana I got my concealed carry license and didn’t take a single course, they just got my fingerprints and yeah
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    • I never took a class, walked into the police station, filled out an application, and got it a week later
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    • Ee
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    • Always touch it to make sure it's there when carrying concealed, you never know when it might walk off.
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    • That’s one way to make sure you don’t get your license
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    • Rule #1 is and always will be to have fun
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    • LOUISIANA!!
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    • Rule #1: have fun!
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    • Sometimes I love living in Pennsylvania. Waited in line for about two and half hours and then the actual license process took about 15 minutes and $20
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    • Finger off the trigger until ready to fire, allways in a safe direction, unloaded until ready to use
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    • I want to get my license to carry but my brother currently lives in the same house I am in and he’s a felon for stealing money, can I get one now if I keep it in a locked safe or not? Since he can’t get to it
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    • Even if you dont have a concealed carry permit, carry anyway. Yeah theyll charge you with a felony. But it doesnt matter. Because every gun law or restriction is unconstitutional. If that judge sentances you, take that shit to a higher court. Hell, go all the way to the supreme. Fucking SHALL NOT.
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    • Stay strapped or get clapped - Hank Hill
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