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Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up."
Adult Me:
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
5 Year Old Me: can't wait to grow up." Adult Me:
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S
THIRD DOG.
Scarletbee Scarletbee
25 may
IF WOOKIEES HAVE A 400 YEAR LIFESPAN, THEN HAN SOLO IS BASICALLY LIKE CHEWBACCA'S THIRD DOG.
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp.
ty
DarthBoner DarthBoner
6 may
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp. ty
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
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Tastes like a can of cat food left in the sun for a week.
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Eclipsed_Ferret Eclipsed_Ferret
24 sep 2020
1 Comment Like Comment Tastes like a can of cat food left in the sun for a week. Like Reply
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times
This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan 2021
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite
The dog:
Dubby Dubby
7 may
Dog owner: No, he doesn't bite The dog: