Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
When your Dad helps you
dress up for Halloween:)
BasicMemes BasicMemes
29 oct 2020
When your Dad helps you dress up for Halloween:)
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
ErosOne ErosOne
27 mar
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat
Bring her. to me
Tiara Tiara
25 sep 2020
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat Bring her. to me
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
He: What that mouth do?
Her:
Argue)
He: What that mouth do? Her: Argue)
collaboration
lush_uncannedbeanss lush_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
collaboration
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED
THIO A THREAT
Braptain_Skiddty Braptain_Skiddty
9 sep 2020
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED THIO A THREAT
Crime Watch Daily @
WOE cam Crine WatchDaid,
University bookstore worker stole
$20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt
dog daddy
MEMEOLOGY
I hope he returned those 2 books
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
24 sep 2020
Crime Watch Daily @ WOE cam Crine WatchDaid, University bookstore worker stole $20, worth of textbooks, police say buff. ly 2h-QNOt dog daddy MEMEOLOGY I hope he returned those 2 books
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat
600, dafug you gunna do?"
Me:
Maybelater Maybelater
2 mar
Him: "II can bench 420 and squat 600, dafug you gunna do?" Me: