ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
CRAZYGAMERDUDE0 CRAZYGAMERDUDE0
28 sep 2020
© Based on: clout9clips3
This is why the internet was created
When you take NyQuil and
DayQull... at the same time
_FAFA_ _FAFA_
5 feb
When you take NyQuil and DayQull... at the same time
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked
Out, broke the vase, and was left with this.
cragontatoes
some cat: does this
ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold
collars*
Pothead.
saltywerewolfrebel
And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
My friend's cat got his head stuck in a vase, freaked Out, broke the vase, and was left with this. cragontatoes some cat: does this ancient egyption pharaoh: oh what a LOOK "starts wearing huge gold collars* Pothead. saltywerewolfrebel And here we see two types of people have commented on this post
FBI breathing technique, 99th form
safety_is_3rd safety_is_3rd
24 sep 2020
FBI breathing technique, 99th form
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby'
SS
Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
Imagine breaking into a house, getting
shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
NoSpace NoSpace
5 dec 2020
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' SS Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if
I was coming back but is
to see my dog super glad I am home now
PyroKen PyroKen
26 sep 2020
Me coming home My dog who wasn't sure if I was coming back but is to see my dog super glad I am home now
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend
108 minutes outside the USSR.
Lost_in_Collective Lost_in_Collective
22 apr
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend 108 minutes outside the USSR.
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded
bri-ecrit
Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.
Jdog102397 Jdog102397
11 nov 2020
Student confidently submits worst essay professor has ever graded bri-ecrit Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is.