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I'm making you come at 12 on Friday
First off you're not making me do shit
second off I don't remember
scheduling any dick appointm:
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    • shouldve led with that maribel
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    • If your boss doesnt ask you for a shift change they are absolute garbage people and dont deserve to be your boss. If you're scheduled for 4, and they need you to be there at 12, they should fucking ASK YOU not this "I'm making you," bullshit
      slimez 16 jan
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    • Y'all are saying she's fired but I'd quit with a boss acting like "I'm making you come" fuck that.
      ndrobb02 16 jan
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    • Hey maybe say "This is your boss, got a new number. Your shift got changed to 12" instead of expecting everyone to suddenly know you got a number change
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    • At the same time, she could of said, “who is this?” and everything could have been avoided
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    • Fired no question
      Sawlsa 15 jan
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    • There’s no way I’d work for a boss like that. You ask me to come in at 12.
      Xiggles 16 jan
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    • "Dick appointment" quirky asfffff lmaooo
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    • No normal person would get a new phone and send a message like that without a hey its ___. First
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    • Ahahaha if my boss says "I'm making you come in at ___" then sorry my guy but my granddads nieces brothers cousins pet worm died and i have to be there tp support them through this troubling time.
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    • "I'm making you" fuck you cunt.
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    • You can't just get a new number and make demands expecting people to act nice that's on you
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    • "I'm making you come" I don't fucking think so blow it out your ass
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    • Still, making you come? Like who says that
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    • So how about start with that second text, MARIBEL, you fuck
      kamsayn 16 jan
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    • Why would she get fired he texted her with no context except im making you come friday at 12
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    • If you classify men as "Dick appointments" your a whore seriously
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    • I am your slave labor manager, you will report to your slave duties at 12. This is non-negotiable. You get money to disguise your slave labor as trade service, to pretend you get a choice in your own living quarters, but your pay rate is your true living quarters designation. You're a slave to the m
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    • Woman bad
      poisonxo 16 jan
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    • Whore moment
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    • Never heard a boss say "I'm making you come". Nakes me think it's fake
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    • She said it in a bitch way. They always act like we need these minimum wage jobs
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    • In her defense, she thought some random number thirst texted her
      Hiss66 16 jan
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    • Fuck the manager tho “I’m making you come in at Friday” maybe ask?
      YeeHaww 16 jan
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    • I would've just blocked that number immediately
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    • It's his own damn fault for saying it like that
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    • I don't think he should be fired because he wouldntve sent that to his boss, it doesn't make sense to fire him over a misunderstanding
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    • That's a dude in the profile pic tho
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    • That’s still rude of a boss to word it like that regardless
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    • Sppiicy 16 jan
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    • Legally, don’t they have to ask you if you could come in at that time if the work week schedule is up, and they also have to ask you if you can come in at that time that same day?
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    • So? I didn't stutter bitch
      TexasWolf 16 jan
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    • I know this is fake because she would have opened with “this is maribel I got a new number” and wouldn’t have said “I’m making you come” she would have said “could you come into”
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    • Bitch so dumb they don’t know cum and come see different words
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    • Why didnt the boss begin the convo off with that
      Echo_419 16 jan
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    • My sister was planning her wedding and seemed to forget that random ppl helping her would call for various things. She answered one call with a loud belch thinking it to be a telemarketer...it was one of older church ladies from her church. I laughed my butt off! 🤣
      BooBoo88 16 jan
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    • That would be a savage pick up line though.
      ECHO5ECHO 16 jan
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    • Ok but what boss randomly texts from a new number saying “I’m making you come”? they would say something like can you come in, I need you to come I’m or I’m having you come in.
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    • My boss says Im making you do anything I tell him/her to fuck off. You don't dictate what I do in my time off unless its on a schedule.
      trueGator 16 jan
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    • Well, you could have lead with the "this is your boss I got a new number" part
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    • 0_____0 16 jan
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    • Dumbshit boss doesn’t introduce himself first and expects someone else to just comply from a potential stranger
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    • Did she get dick tho
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    • She’s fucking the boss if they talk to each other like that 🤓
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    • I mean what do you expect from a name like that
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    • Dudes got boost... he definitely can not afford to lose this job
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    • Woman moment....
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    • Yeah if your boss talks to you like that get TF out. You're a human being, not a slave.
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    • Ok but the boss shouldn't be mad, if they were, since they didn't lead with who they were since they had a new number. Obviously, if you get texted by a number not in your phone you are going to assume it's probably a wrong number text
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    • I hate the sexual revolution and all it's consequences
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    • Maribel can cause a lot less issues by asking or at least rewording her schedule
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    • Ahaha because sex lmfaooo I get this joke 😂🔥🤙🏾
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    • I don't remember asking
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    • Air passes through nostrils
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    • Bruh.
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    • Actually in her defense if she's not scheduled she doesn't have to come in
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    • Yoou in trobel and what the fuck a dick appointed and i was just on porn hud sooooooo im ralyy hard
      ineedhel 16 jan
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      Foundry 16 jan
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    • Can’t fire someone for that. Just saying
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    • I ‘ m m a k i n g y o u c o m e
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    • PorkSword 16 jan
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    • they don't have my cell number at work just the house phone.... if you can't reach me on the house phone I'm out doing things and can't come in
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      I post farting babes
      fartingbabes 16 jan
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    • Hopefully she lost her job
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    • Maybe address yourself with the first text if you got a new number? Or surely you should expect some clap back like this
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    • That black dudes name is Maribel?
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    • I meant to message my gf telling her my boss was being a lil bitch and not letting us get on our phones or we were fired while working out in the woods doing erosion and I accidentally sent it to my boss....... Lol
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    • “I’m making you”.... bitch
      JJelly 19 jan
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    • The correct response to that is "well you could've led with that first"
      BumRush 19 jan
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    • Which is why we have different spellings. Come and Cum.
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    • Then introduce yourself as such, I apologize for nothing
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    • Response still wouldn't change if I knew it was my boss. You aren't making me do shit. If I was already scheduled, fine. But saying that shit out of the blue? Hell no. Stop going on a fucking power trip and ask me with respect.
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    • My boy here didn't fuck up. Bitch with a capital C boss over there fucked up.
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    • I don't that was a mistake either
      oquelius7 19 jan
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    • Oooooooooofffffffffffffffg
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    • 1,000th comment motherfuckers
      Grivaxyn 19 jan
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    • I'll take things that didn't happen for 100
      _lilking_ 19 jan
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    • If you dont talk shit to your boss on purpose like this you dont really have a job
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    • Whats a dick appt?
      HSJURIS 18 jan
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    • Its exactly 2:06 pm for me, coincidence? Yes
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    • That dude:
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    • Boy that escalated quickly
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    • Next text should be “the dick appointment could be scheduled again”
      Kryunice 18 jan
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    • Fired? Bitch plz that could be turned around into harrassment. Guy can't even properly tell his employee he's changing their shift.
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    • Ya'll really never have had a good boss have you? They could just be teasing each other...
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    • Sounds like she deserves to be talked to like that by the way she talks. Prolly a fuck-up
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