• At Random Comics by Ryan Mason
Bobby took the ladder and said hes going to make us starve for stealing his fort!
That's because Bobby knows I propey siege tactics.
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    • Bobby will catapult a sick cow at them
      nimz 3 sep
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    • Now throw a corpse over the wall
      Find_Out 3 sep
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    • The girls fortress has a clear weakness of only having one entrance and exit meaning billy can devote more resources to keeping them trapped inside while he basks in the glory of attrition warfare where he holds every advantage.
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    • Catapult dead bodies over the wall to spread disease and create a pit around the tree to prevent escape
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    • Based bobby
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    • next bobby will prevent outside trading from reaching the fort, in this scenario a dead corpse would be ineffective given the small size of the fort, instead give rotten food as a fake peace offerring
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    • When Bobby does it hes "based" but the ATF does it and all of a sudden it's a big deal
      Kevuasa 3 sep
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    • They’ll die of thirst first
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    • The next best thing to do is close all trade routes to the fort by making the enemies sick by giving infected food as a peice offering
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    • Bobby will plant poisonous berry bushes around your fortress walls so when you starve due to the invasive plants covering your roads, you will be forced to k1ll yourselves with the berries. Bobby will be stationed outside your fort along with armed men just in case you try to escape.
      Cropshit 3 sep
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    • *in the spongebob “P.O.O.P.” ad voice* Good for you bobby.
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    • Bobby is the ruler of the Ottoman Empire
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    • Read the art of war
      a_hat 3 sep
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    • Be like Bobby, Bobby is smart
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    • Proper moming.
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    • bobby reads siege
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    • *in the rainbow 6 announcer voice* round lost OPFOR diffused the bomb
      BagScum 3 sep
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    • As a bobby I couldn't be more proud
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    • Bobby read Siege
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    • Keep up a constant artillery barrage. You don't have to hit them, the continuous action alone will lower morale.
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    • As a Bobby, I find joy in finally having a meme where the Bobby isn't a dumbass or jackass
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    • Damnit bobby
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    • Id hate to see what happens to anyone that trys to bring them supplies
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    • Be like Bobby
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    • Give them half rotten meatloaf as their only meal, with a side of moldy bread and sewer water
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    • Block trade routes, how the south lost the civil war, but won’t happen in the coming one, hell north are mostly anti gun lol
      2rawwww 5 sep
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    • Catapult diseased cows over the walls and wait.
      _WAR 5 sep
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    • Hes just going to drop shot them later
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    • But does Bobby have a nitro cell 🤔? He will be good with a nitro, and if he stole gridlock LMG no ones going anywhere.
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    • What a good mom
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    • Bobby took the shot
      kaloman 5 sep
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    • yo someone explain wtf based means to me
      aisu 5 sep
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    • Light tree on fire
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    • Is the goal of the siege not to get them out of the fort? Preferably as prisoners?
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    • Art of War
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    • And thus, the wall was too tall, and too wide to toss over
      MilesOff 3 sep
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    • Catapult plague infected soldiers into the fort
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    • Good job Bobby
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    • Bobby just committed a war crime
      The_Sir 3 sep
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    • Bobbies middle name is Sherman
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    • Bobby is the asshole that smelled weird in gym class during elementary.
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    • Why is the drink frowning?
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    • Lol
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    • Is that Ash from Rainbow Six ?
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    • Sun Tzu said:
      kdin100 8 sep
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    • Yet even after weeks of resistance despite starvation and low moral, bobby is force to load the trebuchets with corpses.
      Ginimy 8 sep
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    • Get the warwolf
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    • Should i get r6?
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    • Bobby was there at the siege of Constantinople
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    • Yeah go get em bobby
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    • People never admit what they did to somebody that made them do something back
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    • He will then build a trebuchet
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    • That’s a lot of damage
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    • Just jump down
      lactuca 7 sep
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    • Ayyy my name is Bobby :)
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    • Read siege
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    • Set fire to the tree, throw dead rats over the walls, dig a pit so they are guaranteed to get an injury should they jump out have constant bugle calls, a constant artillery barrage is expensive make sure you surround them so a message can’t get out
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    • Candace vibe
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    • Medieval problems require medieval solutions
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    • Have you ever double tapped to give a like Cuz your lazy and it gives the sad face shit
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    • Rogal Dorn approves
      Spike_13 6 sep
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    • Bobbys gonna build a wall around them fort stealin fuckers
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    • The Mom then fucks Bobby because she is turned on by his superior strategist intellect
      Alixer 6 sep
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    • I want a game that’s an actual siege campaign, then the final siege is Constantinople and it’s actually impossible to beat unless you’re the Mongols
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    • Bobby will place sHarpened stakes on the ground below you
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    • Good on Bobby
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    • noon
      Exile 6 sep
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    • Next bobbys going to light the tree on fire and claim its because you dont segregate your fort for BLM
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    • This post pleases the Iron Warriors
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    • Bobby can also speed the process up by eating in front of them or burn the tree
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    • Then you seize any near by farms. Any farm caught bringing food to the fort gets burned and the earth salted. After that, the trade routes.....
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    • That's Harry's mum
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    • Shouldn't have stolen his fort then.
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    • Now Bobby waits for the inner turmoil to begin over food and water which will lead to cannabalism and one remaining enemy, Bobby then waits for them to become weakened again before going up and being the holy shit out of the last survivor
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    • That boy ain’t right
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    • Bobby is ganna go get rats and poisoned food if you don't die quickly
      jrsw 6 sep
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    • Huh
      Smallpp3 6 sep
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    • Me as a parent 😂
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    • Based just means you're doing your own shit and you dont care what other people have to say, and yes its still retarded to say based
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    • Waco ass nigga
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    • Damnit Bobby
      ariho 6 sep
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    • Fuckers shouldn't have stolen the fort
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    • Now throw the severed heads of thier allies in so they know there is no one coming to save them and to spread fear and disease.
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    • It now becomes a game of attrition
      noon 6 sep
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    • Should have changed the book to “the art of war”
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    • Bayonet charge the walls after three weeks and claim victory
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    • Thats no magazine its the art of war
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    • Always attack the supply lines
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    • Should have tossed a dead body over to cause disease
      Hrfjio4 5 sep
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    • That’s me as a parent
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    • Build trebuchet, when they surrender use it anyway.
      Volcryn 5 sep
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    • Cut down tree. Problem solved
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    • Throw a plague infested corpse over
      bigGOOP 5 sep
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    • It might just be my dumbass, but it kinda looks like her drink is frowning
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    • Bobby will catch smallpox in the camp in a few weeks and die but his generals will act as if nothing is wrong and will only announce that he is dead until after the siege.
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    • Jump. But make sure to do a flip
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    • Bobby is going to throw severed limbs into your fort so you die of disease
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    • Knows siege tactics? Bobby is still hardstuck gold fuck you mean?
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