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    • I always get freaked out when I’m just sitting around doing nothing and realize how short life really is. Whether it be pain or joy, any emotion makes your life fuller and more rich. Take advantage while you still can before you’ll regret it
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    • Ha hahaha cuz suicide is so relatable Hahahaha depression.
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    • My mom saved me from a pedophile as a kid. Thanks mom, now I’m gonna be a virgin forever.
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    • My uncle saved mine and my fathers life when I was little from a fire, if not for him, me and my father wouldn't be here, my uncle passed away a few days ago in a plane crash, he was a pilot and now he's flying higher than ever before
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    • Once my friend wasn't paying attention and stepped into the road as a big truck was about to hit him so I ran into the street and pulled him to me therefore saving his life, the truck was going well over 45. Day after he stole my chips so maybe I should have just let natural selection do it's job
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    • I wish people would stop using gay as an insult, you know? It affects people who actually are gay and are terrified to admit it becuase of the bad connotation on the word "gay" due to insecure and immature boys. Also, depression and suside is real. Some jokes are funny, sure. But it in itself isn't.
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    • A random lady saved my life once. I discovered that I was severely allergic to horses, like my throat closes up and I stop breathing. She was the only person at this big farm that happened to have one sudafed in the bottom of her purse. If I didn't have it, would've died before I got to the hospital
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    • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly didn’t have enough
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    • On the contrary, you might’ve inadvertently caused someone’s death with the butterfly effect
      BLU3Boi 5 aug
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    • This is very sad and depressing. I spilled my noons on the floor and now I watch Billie elish and I’m very depressed and I have anxiety -drinks 5th cup of Starbucks-oh my god I’m so sad- every attention seeker teen
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    • Imagine living alone and having dinner, and you choke to death on a green pea
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    • Cherriez 4 aug
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    • my brother pushed me out the street when i was little and he got hit by the car but its alright now
      Dmuun 8 aug
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    • If it weren't for me you'd be dead. Picked you up and put you back on solid ground. If i go crazy then wil you still call me superman
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    • I drowned at a beach once I got sucked in by the under current ended up waking up with paramedics by my side and they were happy for some reason then they told me they tried bringing me back to life for 10 min and said a guy brought me back into shore whoever that guy is and maybe reading this thank
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    • Doctors who performed surgery on me after my appendix blew up, s/o to them
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    • my friend stopped someone from almost beating the shit out of me behind my back and i never realized it.
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    • Yea I could've died many times from asthma attacks but thankfully my druggie mom wasn't too out of it to call the ambulance
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    • It’s crazy to think about how easy it is to die all you gotta do is slip once in the shower and you gone
      Rebupp 5 aug
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    • Almost went out with some friends one night but my parents wouldn't let me. Learned the next morning that they got into a bad car crash and everybody in the car died.
      igotadog 5 aug
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    • Almost biked out infront if a car, a guy with the same name as me snatched me off my bike right before and the bike rolled into the street and got totaled. I would’ve been a pancake
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    • Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Whatever it is. It will pass. It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
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    • gonna ask out my boyfriend’s sister wish me luck guys
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    • Me with little kids that get in my way while I’m skiing cuz they can’t control themselves so I take a dive in order to save their helpless oblivious lives
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    • My brother saved me from drowning once. I hit my head while I was cliff diving and got knocked out.
      Wooferr 4 aug
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    • I saved a 3 year olds life by pulling him out of the way of a moving car, by the time I got to him I could see the reflection of his face in the front bumper. He wasn’t even as tall as the wheel well, the car didn’t slow down either. Just glad I was quick enough.
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    • Grimes 4 aug
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    • As a female, I think about this a lot. How many times a guy friend, or co worker walked me to my car may have prevented my kidnapping or murder. Or going with me to a public event or bar prevented something horrible from happening and I just never knew.
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    • Me at the lake a few months ago when I almost drowned. Thanks Isaiah.
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    • I was on a motorcycle taking a ride one day and all of a sudden an officer pushed me off my bike and my bike rolled into an intersection and got plowed over. Some guy was running from the police and the officer saw me about to pass through the intersection. He saved my life and I am forever grateful
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    • Both top comments are trash and I want to beat myself to death because of themn
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    • I know who saved my life, but what makes it somewhat unnecessary was the fact he was the one that put me in that life or death situation.
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    • My brother saved me 3 times from dying
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    • And at one point you also realize that shower thoughts ran out of ideas a year or two ago
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    • Life is so awesome, why do so many people want to die?
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    • I get uncomfortable when I think about how other people’s actions can lead to my death and I can’t stop it from happening
      ccccx 8 aug
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    • I was cooking chicken and I licked my fingers after rubbing my hands on the raw chicken and my mom stopped me and made me spit and wash my mouth.
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    • I saved my bros life at a water park when we were kids. It was a tide pool thing and he got washed underneath. He hit his head and went unconscious so I quickly picked him up and dragged him out of the water. He still treats me like shit
      lrr2001 7 aug
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    • I almost impaled my neck on a pencil when I was in 3rd grade. I had just sharpened it, too. I eas walking back to my desk, tripped over my own fucking foot and stabbed myself in the sternum. I still have a little scar maybe an inch and a half from my neck.
      Reapah 7 aug
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    • I saved your life....... no ya didn't ya ruined my death!
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    • My dad saved my life cause when i was like 3 i was in a pool on a floaty and my cousin knocked it over no one was paying any attention but luckily my dad just arrived and pulled me out
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    • I saved some lady from drowning at magic springs cus I'm tall and she got swept into deeper water and I let her grab on to me and I helped her back
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    • Indeed. Fuck that guy. I hope he's suffering untold horrors.
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    • I almost got squashed by my garage when I was 5, but thanks to my fatass, I didn't make it in time for it to squish me.
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    • One time I was at the bottom of the pool showing my dad how many backflips I can do staying under water and I got dizzy and for a little bit I just sat there not knowing too from bottom or side from side. I was in all senses of the word lost. I stayed still down there for a while. Long than a normal
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    • I mean, I suppose that would be a decent reward.
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    • Ive accepted I'll probably die from something extremely stupid
      80085_AJ 6 aug
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    • Guy:"I saved your life!" Me:"you did didn't save my life you ruined my death!"
      _Dashie_ 6 aug
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    • My dad saved my life. Someone tried to kidnap me when I was a toddler and he chased them down and right before he had a hold of him he dropped me, so my dad picked me up and the guy ran off. To bad the he got away because someone else probably just took my place.
      sdixo1 5 aug
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    • I pulled a kid out of a pool during early stages of drowning. It happened so fast that he didn’t even realize he had lost control
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    • I was swimming at a public pool once and this little girl had stepped too far into the deep end, just enough that she could bounce up to the surface and weakly say help. Nobody else had noticed yet, but i happened to be wading past and pulled her back to the shallow side. Someone else probably would
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    • I know who it was. His name was Ben and he pulled me out of the way of a school bus because my dumbass wasn’t paying attention. Thanks Ben!
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    • Y’all realize one dude sat in some political office somewhere and said “naaaa that might escalate something” halting a potential war or conflict.
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    • Nah, there's no "probably saved my life" and not in the "I'm depressed, I don't want to keep living" way. I was born with transposition of the greater arteries and Dr. John Lamberti is the man who saved my life. There's no way I can think of possibly thanking him.
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    • Almost died on the beach, dude stopped me from drowning, wasn’t even the life guard, just a good guy, then he walked away like nothing happened
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    • I nearly fell off a small mountain but this guy shoved his foot into my heel because my feet were sliding backwards.
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    • Weak there was a guy that saved my life and I know all about it
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    • A few times actually
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    • A doctor saved my life
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    • I was saved the day I was fucking born. I died and I my great aunt brought me back. She died a few weeks after.
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    • Fuck him
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    • Nah, my bestfriend legit saved my life before, I know exactly who did it, I still thank him every time we say goodbye
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    • Nah I don’t leave my house
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    • I almost drowned when I was 7. So....k
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    • That's a legit thing that happened to me. I sit so close to the steering wheel that the airbag would have done more damage than the wreck I was in. A friend of mine had been driving my car & messed up the seat adjuster, so when I wrecked it pulled me farther back & saved my ass.
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    • Who?
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    • I’m immortal bitch
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    • Almost got hit by a Prius because I didn't bother looking both ways so my friend yanked me back by my collar
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    • Every pilot safely landing the plane
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    • I remember walking to work and having some homeless dude yank my backpack. I thought he was trying to steal it until I realized that he pulled me out of the way of a car that ran a red light. Even though I don't work there anymore, he still has free frostys for life, my old gm made sure of it
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    • Final Destination noons be like
      Urbanxx 4 aug
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    • Almost drowned in a hotel swimming pool, my little brother saved me
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    • Although life often sucks, I still try to enjoy it
      _Eleven_ 4 aug
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    • Yeahh I almost got hit by a car
      soulking 4 aug
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    • One time my brother (about 5 years older than me) were climbing up this bluff while we were hunting and it was snowing and icy as hell and I slipped and went feet first over the edge of a 40 or 50 foot drop. My brother, whos kind of a little guy, somehow managed to grab my hood and pull me up
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    • I'm tired of all the suicide "Haha relatable, it's so cool to be an edgy depressed person" jokes. It's so fucking old and boring.
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    • Of course I know him. He's me.
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    • My brother and I were walking along this train track and it came to a bridge around half a mile long, it was narrow and if a train came there was no side to get out of the way of the train I wanted to go but he said we shouldn’t about 2 minutes after that a train came down the bridge he saved my lif
      grifflop 4 aug
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    • My dad pulled me and both my siblings out of a rip current at the same time in Lake Michigan about 18-20 years ago. Said it was the most terrified he’s ever been in his life
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    • Rolled over once when I was a infant and had my grandpa do CPR to save my ass. Closest I've been to death.
      GenZ 4 aug
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    • Y’all bitch noons who say they want to die would probably piss their pants if they actually were in a life or death situation, stfu and grow a set pussies.
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    • I did get saved and i knew i would if died
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    • if i died right now absolutely nobody would notice or be affected
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    • When I was one I stoped breathing and my aunt gave me CPR and an ambulance came and my older cousin literally saw all of that go down and when ever it’s brought up he tells me “ dude i could’ve seen you die “ and I sometimes wonder what that would’ve been like
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    • Actually I remember this because I was thrown into a pool when I was 3 by this bitch, and it was deep, so I couldn’t swim. Well thanks to this one guy who heard me scream because he jumped into the pool and saved me. I owe this guy my life
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    • I was in a pretty bad car wreck on Tuesday and when my car stopped flipping down the shoulder I thought, ‘fuck I’m still alive.’
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    • I was 4 and almost drowned in a pool my brothers bestfriend saved me my family thought I was faking until when he pulled me out and I threw up water. Won't go near a pool no more
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    • One time I was at a crosswalk and bent down to tuck in my shoelace instead of walking straight away then I took a few steps and a car came speeding through narrowly missing me by only a few feet. If I didn’t stop to fix my shoe, I would’ve been fucked
      Da_boom 4 aug
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    • Um doctors and medicine have saved my life on at least two notable occasions in my life
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    • Ain’t it weird how life is short but it’s the longest thing we’ll ever experience?
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