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    • Astrology is bulllshit. and those who deny it can go fuck themselves
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    • *Commits mass treason, turns America into a dictatorship of the proletariat, throws the world unto a mass nuclear wasteland, and makes classic cartoons illegal* "Lmao omg! Sooorrryy can't help being a Gemini 😂😚💕"
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    • Don’t make fun of a Caprisun. Respect the pouch. Respect it.
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    • People who think religion is fake but believe in starsigns and crystal energy are as bad as anti-vaxxers
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    • I'm a cancer........ On society
      Joseffu 18d
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    • What if I today a girl and said “hey it’s not my fault, it’s cuz I’m a Virgo”
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    • If your sign is asparagus don't talk to me because I'm a Capri sun and we are NOT compatible
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    • Hoes be murdering they husband with an ice pick and then shooting themselves in the head and be like “I can’t help being a gemini”
      Proxie 18d
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    • Don’t ever disrespect Caprisun like that again
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    • If scorpios are all about sex, then EXPLAIN WHY IM STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN YOU DUMB WHORES
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    • If you want to believe if astrological signs and whatever, have at it! But it is not an excuse for bad behavior and, if anything, something to look at and watch out for bad behavior so you can improve yourself.
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    • I majored in geology and there was a girl who tried to tell me about crystal therapy. She knew I was a geology major.
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    • I am more of a Kool-Aid Jammer myself
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    • Bitches will run over they child in their 2003 Honda Civic and be like “Can’t help being a Gemini”
      EIPaso 18d
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    • Bitches will run over they child in there 2003 honda civic and be like “Can’t help being a Gemini!”
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    • Since it’s founding, the constitutionals have been shifted by 2 months and astrology has never corrected itself and White girls still haven’t noticed
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    • "Oh haha sorry, I'm a Pisces" no Sarah... You're just a bitch.
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    • I hate that. I mean it’s cool to look up stuff about your zodiac and even cooler if it matches. But if I stab you and go “well I’m an Aries and you made me mad”, that’s not okay
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    • i passed this and had to come back to make sure i read that right
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    • C a p r i s u n
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    • Chicks love zodiacs because it removes accountability from their actions. The only thing women hate more than other women is accountability.
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    • Lol thought that said caprisu- ... oh
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    • That’s such a Gatorade thing to say.
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    • It's cause they want my straw inside of them
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    • “Can’t help being a Germany”
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    • Lol! Can't help being a Gemini! 😘
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    • I’m more of a kool-aid
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    • LoL sorry I'm such a bitch, I'm a virgin ♍
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    • Lol my sun sign is Capricorn. Gonna call myself a capri-sun from now on
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    • I’ve never met a sane person who believed in astrology
      _Kiwi 18d
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    • No Karen you're just a bitch
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    • I too am a juice pouch
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    • Imma gremlini
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    • I love reading how stupid they are. I.e., Leos are supposed sex machines. This...this does not apply to me
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    • *turns arounds and shoots them* Oops, but I meant it.
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    • A sour caprisun
      xyz0808 18d
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    • 8210 18d
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    • I was gonna scroll past but I saw caprisun and I lost it
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    • when you’re a juice :
      ceceaqt 18d
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    • I thought I was the only capricorn that called it capri sun because why not
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    • Whoops im a kool aid jammer
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    • Its Capricorn but I expect the astrology girls are too dumb to know the difference
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    • Bitches will run over they child in their 2003 Honda Civic and be like can't help being a Gemini
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    • My girlfriend broke up with me because she said she wasn't compatible with taurines
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    • I think he meant crappycorn
      MyBad 18d
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    • I found this quite amusing thank you very much
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    • *white*
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    • I’m one of those bitches, but this had me rollin.
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    • "I'm a Gemini. So fuck you and my other self says fuck you."
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    • Astrology is fake and gay
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    • Caprisun
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    • Caprisun👌
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    • White girls are hella retarded
      Nabed 16d
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    • No karen its because your a capridissapointment
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    • I think the word your looking for is space ranger
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    • Astrology has scientifically been proven to not be in the least bit accurate and most peoples “signs” are wrong because the stars and planets have shifted in the last 2000 years since the zodiac signs were created. In other words bitches just crazy cause they crazy
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    • Bc, I'm a god damned caprisun
      Joff420 18d
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    • Get that man a Capri sun
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    • And my roomate Kyle
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    • Tbh whoever believes these are as smart as flat earthers
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    • White girls who use Buddhism as a personality
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    • Total Gemini Mood though
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    • Am Caprisun, can confirm.
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    • Its cuz I'm a juice pouch
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    • boy do i sure love the same 7 posts
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    • I used to hate on astrology so hard because I believe that if you grow up reading your horoscope daily you will subconsciously or even consciously begin to act and force yourself to match your zodiac. Be your true self and if it happens to fit (like mine) well then cool if not, its all hoopla right
      BEETZ 18d
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    • Astrology is as much of a waste of your time as gender studies is
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    • Who els read Capri sun as caprisun
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    • I don’t get it
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    • What if they get a tumor? Will the say “ well I’m an cancer😜😅”
      koala2 18d
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    • A white girl will straight up shoot a toddler in the head pointblank with a rifle and be like “Oops, Sorry I’m an Aries 😂👌😜👀”
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    • Respect the pouch! Respect it!!
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    • Nah cool aid is better
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    • I’m a Powerade blue
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    • The caprisun got me so hard
      Hackz 18d
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    • can't help being a gemini lol
      Turtley 18d
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    • Caprisun.. ? ..what ?
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    • *walks* "lol! Im such a Scorpio!"
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    • Runs over 26 people with an 18 wheeler "whoops guess I AM a Capricorn"
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    • My sign is legit sideways 69. Not gonna obsess over that.
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    • Respect the pouch.
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    • Astrology is a cool concept and is a great inspiration for art and it is fun to read about. But if you revolve your life around it you're a fucking dumb ass. No Karen, you didn't do that because you're a Scorpio. You're just a fucking bitch.
      TheSeal 18d
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    • Read this as “im a capri sun” at first
      Lburbs 18d
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