• Asteroids are flying past Earth more
often than usual owly/
enough of the foreplay, just hit us
already.
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    • Hit or miss
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    • MR217 9 may
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    • Ok just because you're ready to die doesn't mean I am
      fat_sal 10 may
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    • I'm pretty sure that's because we're going to be entering an asteroid belt we pass through this belt twice a year. Twelve days in June and twelve days in i believe November
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    • I don't understand why everybody wants to die
      Shawn__ 11 may
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    • That, or we’re getting better at detecting them.
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    • I think we should just force all these suicidal people to fight to the death, if they want to to die why not make it entertaining
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    • Just kill yourself if you don't want to live. I'm trying to live my life tf
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    • launch all the suicidal people at it if it gets bad
      Red_User 9 may
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    • I mean, maybe it's because we have the tech to more accurately monitor and spot them and they've just always been this frequent?
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    • This is honestly a huge fear of mine
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    • Ever just want to yell "Bomb!" In an airport?
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    • Anybody else's science teacher non-chalantly inform them that there is a massive asteroid heading in Earth's direction from Millions of light years away and that it was either going to hit earth or miss it marginally but still close enough to cause mass devastation? Or was that just mine?
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    • Or is earth flying past for asteroids than normal
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    • We're in the endgame now.
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    • Please don’t hit us, I actually have something to live for now
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    • Hey anyone with extreme anxiety like me i just wanna let you know 98% of all asteroids that hit the earth burn to dust in the atmosphere before getting the chance to reach the ground stay happy
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    • You won't
      Skull00 9 may
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    • It’s because our radar is more advanced and therefore we detect more of them
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    • How about instead of wishing everyone died, you just kys
      fucof 9 may
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    • Nigga stfu, the moment an asteroid is actually about to hit us you'd be crying to have a couple more years to live
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    • Wow you're so funny and quirky cause you pretend you want death even tho you're a basic as highschooler
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    • Galaxies have a higher chance of hitting each other than asteroids hitting Earth.
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    • It just means we are getting better at detecting them
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    • Chill not everyone wants to die bruh
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    • People are really gonna blame this shit on climate change soon
      whaii 15 may
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    • In 2030 a meteor with the diameter of the empire state building will fly oast us at 70 kilometers from the surface. That's really fucking close, we have some satellites out that far
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    • No. It just we can see more because we have more satellites looking for them.
      StBrn 13 may
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    • Ya world needs a redo im tired of living with a bunch a morons that believe men can be women and women can be men and that socialism is a great system of government and that some how diversity is a strength and we are alrdy heading towards killing each other might as well have the asteroid do it
      Thrano 13 may
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    • I find it funny that asteroids are near the hemisphere and hemorrhoids are on you ass. Personally I feel like we need to flip them
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    • Everyone is like ok hit us, but what about ur dog?!?!?
      OhSnahp 12 may
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    • Fun fact: there is a hypothetical star called nemesis orbiting the sun nearthe Oort Cloud. At some points in its orbit it approaches the Kuiper belt, launching asteroids in several directions, and towards earth. The asteroids thrown from it are what are believed to kill the dinosaurs
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    • *we can detect them more easily now
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    • Hope one destroys tilted for good
      shamchez 11 may
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    • So I just finished 2 quarters of astronomy and no just no we have most of the asteroids mapped out and know where most of them are there is one that is going to pass between earth and the moon in the 2020s I believe.
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    • We’re doing a better job than the asteroid ever could have
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    • No one really wants to die cause the people who who actually do have already killed themselves. Now it’s just they wouldn’t mind if they died but they ain’t gonna go looking for death
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    • One of them would have hit us by now if the earth was round
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    • Y'all fuckers need to do your Duolingo lessons. The owl is not kidding around.
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    • I thought it was the head of a cow. Jesus beef.
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    • That’s called the moon stupid
      Camunist 10 may
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    • Aliens slowly trying to destory us which I dont blame them. Taping the asteroids in our direction but they keep missing.
      253val 10 may
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    • Fuckin Trump I swear
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    • I’m ready
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    • It's been happening for thousands or even millions of years it got leaked and now "they're passing more frequently"
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    • I guess they never miss
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    • Always been regardless of the frequency
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    • At this point is history our entire planet is basically masochists. With a dom constantly asking if you wanna be punished, getting you all hot and bothered, then just walking away.
      Arlaul 9 may
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    • If you wanna die then kill yourself bc nobody cares attention whore
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    • No balls you won’t hit us asteroids
      trioinc0 9 may
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    • In 1908 Near the Tunguska river in Siberia an asteroid didn’t even hit earth but had an air burst, it destroyed about 2,000 square kilometers of forest
      jem2 9 may
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    • Stfu I’m finally getting my shit together and if you jinx me I’ll beat the shit out of you in the afterlife
      Brutus56 9 may
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    • Since we are just now getting the ability to see these asteroids we have no idea what the "normal" rate is
      Dharq 9 may
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    • Who started sburb without me.
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    • Or dont, I'm not an edgy fuck who wants to die
      DeJong 9 may
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    • If earth was going to be hit by a meteor and we all are gourmet to die the Internet would probably just meme the shit out of it before we all die
      ziltch0 9 may
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    • Y’all call for a plumber
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    • Good for them
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    • More people want to live than people who want to die dont take us down with you
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    • Hundreds of these things hit us every year, most don't make it to the surface, those that do aren't very big. I'm sure we'll get the big ELE someday though
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    • Y’all know if an astroid hits us we don’t just die right? The atmosphere would slowly grow up to 1,200 degrees and we would all literally cook alive. You want death just go get yourself a gun like a fucking gentleman
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    • Fucking global warming
      jakekfc21 13 may
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    • Aim for Kansas.
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    • ok but if you could choose whether or not a meteor wipes out the human race, would you?
      zzeki 13 may
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    • kill us all. end this planet
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    • All you need is a headline like this and about 80 to 90% of you completely believe it right away. You're all so easy lmao
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    • Fuking climate change
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    • When the earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it and believe me, he is winding up.
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    • There is an asteroid that overlaps our orbit, that's 30km long, and the one that killed the dinosaurs was only 10km long so we're fucked
      Cheater51 11 may
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    • I only wanna die of the whole world does too
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    • No but serious there is a pretty big asteroid headed towards us and NASA isnt sure they can stop it.
      3cho419 11 may
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    • Twice a year we pass through the Taurid meteor stream and have a chance of getting hit.
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    • The end game is here
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    • How can there be a "usual" amount. It's fucking space
      loneill97 10 may
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    • We need to build a missile system to fire at the meteors if the get too close
      Billy817 10 may
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    • Cause people have been keeping track of all the asteroids flying by for thousands of years and can make a claim such as “ever before” meanwhile the moon over there like what the fuck
      Sc0rp1an 10 may
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    • That will happen year 2031
      BlackMani 10 may
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    • I still gotta bang a big tittie blondie Chilll
      Obedd 10 may
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    • If an asteroid did hit earth would we feel it or would it be an instant death
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    • I would throughly enjoy seeing all of the people that are saying “yeah lol just hit us”, reaction if it actually happened. All of that cool acting turns to sheer terror in a split second. When in reality they’re getting their wish.
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    • Stop fuckin teasing us,and kill us already,I had enough of this world
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    • I don’t want my family and pets to die we need like a big ole Shield
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    • You’d think what with all the technology out there that we’d have some kind of Death Star laser to blast stuff like asteroids
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    • We hot hit 12,000 years ago. Full blown reset on civilization. Big discoveries this year. Sadly media stays quiet.
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    • Its not so much that there are "more" we are just better able to track them now. We found one in 2004 called Apophis thats 300 meters wide and could hit the planet in 2029. However, astroids do hit the planet all the time, they are just usually VERY small.
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    • I hope Elon Musk sends an astroid toward the Earth while he's on his moon trip
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    • the universe is a tease
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    • Some of us want to like ya know
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    • Guarantee liberals will blame that on either Trump or global warming
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    • It's Trump's fault
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    • You watch it’s an asteroid shaped like a dick that hits us.
      mrxxxx 10 may
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    • I wanna go out like the dinosaurs
      tcliff 10 may
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    • Quit getting us all excited and finish the job ffs
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    • Avengers meme next feature
      cozii 10 may
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    • Niburu coming closer
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    • Must be global warming
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    • Yes!!!!
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    • Oof
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