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    • They gotta orgy it up to get that positive energy going to get their connection to universe turtle back. Its all very scientific
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    • *Pennywise walks in on them having an orgy* "Yo what the fuck?!"
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    • He did a lot of drugs while writing. Like... a LOT.
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    • Stephen king has like the same eight characters for every book lmao
      WeridR 11 sep
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    • I mean I get why he wrote it but it's super fucked up, he could've wrote literally anything else
      tomiz 9 sep
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    • you should always be able to separate a creator from his art but man does this beady eyed fuck make It hard
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    • I haven't liked any of his books that weren't dark tower
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    • I hate his books
      blerp 9 sep
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    • At the end of the book the kids had an orgy? How did I miss that
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    • He was an interesting author. The shawshank redemption is still a great short story, and even better movie with fully fleshed characters
      Ratte_ 11 sep
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    • Not just sex, literally child gangbang
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    • This man wrote entire books while coked out of his mind and then forgot he wrote them
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    • In Stephen King’s The Outsider they find a dead child with a stick violently shoved up his ass. Why? It doesn’t really add anything to the plot, you take it out and it doesn’t really change the plot at all
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    • The stand is good and the shining is good but the movie of the Shining is actually better than the book. The book is mostly just a stereotypical supernatural horror story but the movie has so many loose ends and interpretations
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    • You could literally take out the chapter where the kids fuck and it wouldn’t change a thing in the book, it’s written like some bad fan fiction
      Mrmuffin 11 sep
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    • My man was off his shits writing that but I don’t know he seems kinda sus
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    • I remember when my homie told me that was in the book and at first I was like “no fuckin way man that didn’t happen” and sure as shit it fucking did
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    • I'm actually just starting to read the book, which chapter should I not read?
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    • Sophie a giant turtle told me that we need to have a sewer orgy with you to help defeat the evil clown you need to trust me
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    • Yeah retard I know it's about "cumming of age" that's why I'm fucking pissed
      Perrin 11 sep
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    • All of his books have one intense sexual scene, I’ve read four or five of them
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    • He's a Jew isn't he?
      Forager 11 sep
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    • Wait wtf when did that happen
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    • Oh, the sewer...
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    • Join me in firebombing his house
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    • I love king but tbh the child sex scene is pretty concerning. He was coke'd out of his mind while writing though. The weird thing is he defends the scene still.
      Fallout__ 21 sep
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    • My aunt grew up in the same town in Maine as Stephen King, and by all accounts, he is every bit as much of a detached weirdo as you'd think, and more
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    • Yeah my ex told me to read his books. I lied and told her i was reading one of them. Then she asked if i made it to the child orgie part
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    • He writes really good books tho
      BigSam1 12 sep
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    • I like that whenever people ask hes like “well i writing and i was like fuck it lol”
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    • He was on cocain
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    • The trilogy of Mercedes nooner books were so fuckin good though
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    • Isn’t it about the loss of innocence which causes the monster to not be able to scare them or something
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    • Looks like a psychicpebbles drawing
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    • Darren Shan is the superior writer
      Jernard 12 sep
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    • If I remember right he was so strung out he doesn't even remember writing that book
      trex20 11 sep
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    • You guys think cheese pizza is not scary? Y’all disgust me
      Jotardo 11 sep
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    • We wrote cp while coked up on a week long bender drunk
      liimona 11 sep
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    • His only good books were the green mile and Misery
      phobic 11 sep
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    • i read this in Zach/psychicpebbles voice and i have no clue why.
      theson 11 sep
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    • I've read Cujo, Christine, Carrie, and The Shining. None of them impressed me. Have I just been picking the wrong Stephen King books to read, or is he just not as good as they say?
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    • Haven’t read the book is there actually a scene in there
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    • That is quite possibly the ugliest doge I've ever seen
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    • Coke is a hell of a drug
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    • When pennywise gets high of adrenochrome because he likes to scare children and eat them 😅
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    • There’s a difference between shock value and this shit.
      CARRlE 11 sep
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    • great book, unnecessary scene
      Auti 11 sep
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    • Needful things has a 10 year old having a sexual fantasy about his teacher and goes into detail about him masturbating. It’s fucking gross
      thorne 11 sep
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    • She gave all them lil niggas head
      yokimmer 11 sep
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    • Back then it was like prophetic to have stuff like that, he didnt even go into detail with it like someone would jf they were horny for it
      DanBTD 11 sep
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    • King is such a fucking hack
      Fartass 11 sep
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    • I’ve read a few of his books and this was by far the weirdest schene
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    • What is this doge called I love it
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    • Wait what
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