• I punched the kid NOOOO WHAT IS WRONG
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I beat the shit out of
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    • Shit my dad told me if I got suspended from school for defending myself he’d take me to Disney
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    • I was told by my mom that if I got in trouble doing the right thing that she would act mad at school then take me to go get food because she knew what happens at school
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    • I don’t understand why people hate on you for defending yourself
      boondega 21 jul
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    • There was this one kid that bullied me in 8th grade, and one day he pushed it too far so I beat the shit out of him. I called my dad and he was so excited to hear it, because I think he was convinced I was gonna grow up a wuss. The teachers weren't happy with his enthusiasm.
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    • I was overweight in high school, one kid used to sneak up on me and grab/pinch the shit out of my nipples/mantitties. Told him to stop even reported it to the office. One day I caught him running after the deed and smacked his head into the wall. Both suspended 1 day my parents took me to six flags.
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    • Teach your kids young that self-defense is a right.
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    • My proud moment was my mom watching me use my limited MMA knowledge on a school bully lmao he picked on autistic kids real bad and one day he pushed me so I backed off, he pushed again and I fucking roundhouse kicked him in the gut and when he fell on his knees punched him really fucking hard in the
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    • I choked the kid who bullied me in middle school. He was relentless had been doing it for years and i just snapped. My family all said they were proud. Said bully later got arrested as a freshman in high school for selling child porn. He was a scummy person then and now
      connman 21 jul
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    • Just as long as you didn’t punch first
      lincoln_ 21 jul
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    • Never start fights, in fact, do everything you can to avoid one. However, if you can’t avoid it... hit them with everything you have and more
      IonKanun 21 jul
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    • At my old school I was in a special ed class for my ADHD and stuff like that but their was these to kids that were always being complete asshole to me and my friend and one day I said can you shut the hell up and then one of them he got in my face and spat on me and then pushed me up against a door
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    • Both of my parents are like the bottom
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    • real talk back when kids who had issues duked it out, and fist fighting was common, and kids learned to fight from their dads to whoop their bullies, we didn’t have school sh o o tings. Now you are taught “violence is never the answer” and only the state is allowed to act YOU are not. 1/2
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    • I’ve never lost a fight because my mom always said that if I lost a fight she’d kick my ass, and I fear my mom 1000x more than I fear a random guy
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    • My parents said they’d take me to the store and buy me a video game of my choice if I got suspended for defending myself, or other people that were getting bullied.
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    • Momma told me to punch them in the throat
      justjarad 21 jul
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    • Nah both of my parents praised me for standing up for myself. Schools need to get their heads outta their asses and allow for the bullys to get fucked up. Be a dick, get hit
      sazy323 21 jul
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    • In middle school some kid kept talking shit to me at football practice thinking I wouldn’t do anything. Not wanting to get kicked off the team I told out coach what was happening and he put us on the “board drill” (basically just trying to knock each other down) first time he got me and then 1/2
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    • If you want someone to stop messing with you, make them
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    • My mom having grown up in the bad part of town as a kid with siblings told me during my first day in High School told me that if I got in a fight with a bully and defended myself only to get in trouble, she would call her brothers to have them go kick the dads shit in and get me food to cheer me up
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    • I fought back my "bully" and my dad said " the next time he tries something like that again headbutt him on the face" he didn't, but when he returned from suspension he started a fight with a black dude, that dude knocked him out with 2 punches and finished him with a uppercut, it was hilarious.
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    • The kid that bullied me kicked me in the nuts 5 times so I proceeded to knock him out for 2 seconds
      MeTheAron 21 jul
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    • the bully that beat me up😔...
      cena 22 jul
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    • Not for me. "Hey mom, I'm being bullied" Her: I need a name and address NOW please! M: I knocked him out, shouldn't be a problem anymore? Her: that's not what I asked you! I got some shitty people that need a lesson in parenting!! 😂
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    • "Kids, don't start fights, but if it's in self defence, beat their asses black and blue."
      Dovahnime 22 jul
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    • Had a perfect opportunity in 8th grade to uppercut this ghetto kid who wouldn't leave me alone when we were in the Library. I was sitting down and he was standing to my left. Teacher was busy helping a student on the other side so he couldn't stop the kid right away. In the end, I decided to...
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    • My dad has always said if you know your gonna get into a fight make sure it a fight to remember bevause your gonna get suspended anyways.
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    • This was me. Some special needs kid got mad at another guy and kept hitting him while the dude was just sitting there, didn’t step in cause a guy should be able to fight. My female friend stepped in and she tried to get him to stop, she walked into it so her problem. 1)
      gotohel 21 jul
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    • Good
      Lovehurts 21 jul
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    • I got suspended from school for fighting back because one of my friends was being bullied a bit my dad took me for lunch then we went fishing for a bit I hope to be that kind of father
      mrYettus 21 jul
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    • One day I got suspended for fighting a kid, my mixed step dad asked if the kid was black, I not understanding why he asked said yes, his next words was something like good job thats my boy
      MDAWG00 21 jul
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    • our parents always taught us “Never throw the first punch, but by god throw the last”
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    • My dad said he'd let me stay home and play video games and eat dominoes if I punched someone who was bullying me
      Truck_kun 22 jul
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    • I miss my mom, she died last month. I love you mom <3
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    • I was kind of bullied when I was in China and Australia because I was very timid as a kid. I was still in primary school back then. It honestly shaped me into a person who can be quite aggressive and cunning when needed because my parents never stood up for me and I had to do that for myself.
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      BIG_IAN 22 jul
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    • I’m Texan, my mom and dad would congratulate me and stand up for me in the principal’s office. For kicking the shit out of the bully of course.
      Reggies 21 jul
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    • My mom and dad would be proud of me
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    • dad will take you out for ice cream and then call you a pussy if you dont do it a second time
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    • Both my parents taught me to never start fights but to always finish them. It was actually like a rule they had, if someone hit me first I was supposed to beat their ass
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    • Dont start it but if they start it rock that mf world and back then fuck his mom
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    • My dad would be mad at me for getting bullied in the first place
      NubSlayer 21 jul
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    • Bruh I saw on the news a 5 year old was registered as a predator for hugging his classmate...
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    • I remember in 8th grade I fought some kid. Got 4 weeks of in school suspension. After the fight, the VP called my mom to let her know I got 2 steps (suspension and a referral). She started arguing with him why he got a step because he defended himself. Conversation went on for 30 minutes, and (1/2)
      SonicREAL 22 jul
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    • I once got punched in the face and a loose baby tooth came flying out. Later that day I shook that kids hand and told him it was cool, on my own principal, no adults involved... WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME
      Inui 22 jul
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    • My mom was always the one to say good, next time hit him even harder because bullies deserve it, my dad would always say don’t get in trouble
      jibjab 22 jul
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    • Make Fighting Allowed Again
      Sefrius 21 jul
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    • Shutting someone up with your words is a lot more impressive than shutting them up with your fists. Unless you’re really good at martial arts lol
      Claudes 21 jul
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    • "hit em twice as hard and run like hell" and "there's no such thing as a cheap shot if you win" are two bits of wisdom from my dad. I swear he wanted me to be a boy lmao
      Glowing 23 jul
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    • When I was in elementary, I thought I was the quiet awkward kid who got picked on sometimes but apparently I was an intimidating little bastard and my "bully" was the one kid who was brave enough to mess with me, I beat his ass a lot until we were almost out of elementary until one time he 1/2
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    • Both my parents said to not start fights, but hit back if I was ever hit
      Davril 21 jul
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    • When I was in kindergarten this kid kept punching me and I stabbed him in the forehead with my pencil. My dad agreed with me to never speak about it with my mom lmao
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    • My mom said she won’t get mad if I fight but if I lose she’ll beat my ass.
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    • Kid kept kicking me in the shin intentionally during a game of 4 square. Told him if he did it again I'd punch him. He looked me in the eyes and kicked me. Knocked out him and one of his teeth in one punch. My dad took me for icecream and his parents tried to sue us for the dental bills.
      aearly92 23 jul
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    • "If someone's fucking with you, break their ass, because if you dont, I'm going to kick it"
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    • I punched a kid in the face in grade 9 cause i had enough. His friends started talking shit at school about how i sucker punched him. Man these people were retarded
      philip26 22 jul
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    • Moms are usually cool about it too, the top one should be the school staff
      Shoggoth 21 jul
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    • My parents were big on me defending myself my dad taught me to fight and my mother said she wouldn’t hesitate to beat the shit out of a kid if it was a girl
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    • I fucked my bully
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    • This is y I don't tell my mom stuff like this. I only tell certain things to each of them. Had my first kiss? Telling my mom. Got run over by a car on my bike and didn't get hurt? Telling my dad. He'd just tell me 'good job not dying'
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    • To this day my favorite memory was funny enough my dad asking if I won a fight in junior high, me replying no, then very shortly after (within a month) being put into boxing lessons, because my dad was proud I admitted to a loss but upset I did lose, and he didn't want me to lose anymore.
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    • I was never a fighting kid, and I’m kinda trash with my fists so I use the environment to my advantage. Example: douchebag was fucking with me in class so I grabbed the back of his head and slammed it into the radiator with the might of Zeus.
      Throb_ 22 jul
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    • A kid once pushed me against a wall and called me a cunt, he did it again when I started walking away and I swung a quick right hook and knocked him flat on his ass, he started crying and the cops were called. The cameras saved me from going to "Juvie" said the officer.
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    • I was getting bullied daily so one day I took a thick ass math textbook and hit him with it so hard it knocked him out and I’ve never regretted it
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    • I beat the shit out these girls saying they were gonna jump me so I met 2 of them and went 1 on 1 at a time and they couldn’t fight worth shit when my mo m got called to my school the principle said he was going to suspend me and kick me out of my welding class I’ve never seen her go so mama bear
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    • I had a bully in high school who would constantly pick on me when his helper wasn’t around (he couldn’t speak English) and when I had enough and stood up to him, I ended up getting in trouble. Wish I could go back and tell the principal to suck my dick.
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    • I was bullied in Kindergarten for being slower than other kids. I was the smartest though.
      Lebnoon 22 jul
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    • I like how this meme template doesn't annoy people with how much use it gets, but instead it allows people to have a platform to share stories similar to that of the one depicted in said template. I like this meme template. :)
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    • Kid called my sister a whore so I pushed him over and held a saw to his throat (I had a saw bc we were in the woods building a tree house)
      syberworm 21 jul
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    • If some asshole kid bullies my kid and my kid defends themselves well...looks like we need to go get ice cream.
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    • It's the complete opposite for me
      OH_YEAH45 21 jul
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    • There was this one short kid who always bullied me. I’m a bit of a gentle giant, especially because I don’t weigh too much. But one day this bastard was slapping me with the metal end of his belt and (even with my high pain tolerance) I had had enough. Kid got slammed across the gym floor. The end.
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    • Pretty much except he wasn’t bullying me he just happened to startle me
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    • My mom wouldn’t care if what I did was to defend myself/others.
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    • My parents told me if someone hits me to knock his teeth down his throat. My parents are brutal.
      memeg0djr 21 jul
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    • If I kicked the shit out of an asshole because he fucked around and found out I’d get ice cream and a high five
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    • In high school, someone would kick me in the shins everyday. I eventually got angry enough to stomp on their ankle and broke it. Nobody ever messed with me after that.
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    • My mom encourages getting payback to any bullies we have, any mom that treats there child like crap for protecting themselves is a shit hole
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    • Dont start shit but dont take none either. At my hs, my dad acted all disappointed in me and then we went and got blizzards
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    • Switched around for me
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    • Porksword is a pirate
      Boat_Man 21 jul
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    • When I get threatened with a future ‘fight’ if any kind, I’ll always threaten to bite them, or I’ll just be funny and say some dumb shit like “hot” or “ill eat your ass”. It works really well for me tbh. If you have to go to physical force, bite them deep and hard. 1)
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    • Nah all 4 of my parents encourage me to stand up for never
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    • My mom and dad both said “epic” and gave me a high five when i mf smack downed a horse bitch
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    • My mom told me to apologize
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    • Both of my parents are fully supportive of me fighting back
      E_Money04 25 jul
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    • My mom always told me if I really needed to hit someone, make them hit me first so I don’t get in trouble for beating the fuck out of them
      KaiSatou 25 jul
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    • Yeah
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    • For me it was the opposite i knocked out the guy that was bullying me for 4 years. The school knew about it but didn’t do anything so I had to handle it myself. My dad tried to ground me and yelled at me for an hour. My mom stormed down to the school and got mad at the principal for suspending me1/2
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    • People love to say that violence is never the answer, and it may not be but it can be a pretty damn effective one.
      Diabhal 24 jul
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    • But if I fight him then I make more problems for my parents
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    • No?? My mom told me to do it after we both went administration about it lmaoo
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    • This format is getting old
      JustFacts 24 jul
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    • Who started the fight? Some people would say that it doesn’t matter and that both people should be equally punished. I disagree. If you start the fight you’re an asshole, but if you end the fight you’re a god damn hero
      TheSaints 24 jul
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