• Asparagus grows like it’s trying to prank
some idiot into thinking this is how
asparagus grows
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    • What a bunch of fucking nerds
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    • *immediately googles how does asparagus grow*
      ginama 29 apr
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    • Alright Bois I googled it, it legit grows like that
      UmChill 29 apr
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    • I am both confused and confused
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    • Me: *googles how asparagus grows*
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    • It does grow like that, I grew it before, it take 7 years to look like that btw. I learned by helping my great aunt garden.
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    • Everyone knows asparagus grows in the ocean with a giant asparagus monster protecting it
      pussypass 29 apr
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    • Um I think you mean sugar cane. I play mine craft I know my stuff
      EliHoover 29 apr
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    • This is actually how it grows wtf
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    • Update I looked it up and actually this is indeed how asparagus grows
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    • That’s how asparagus works
      _WAR 29 apr
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    • Well now I'm just confused
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    • And if you don’t harvest it in about 2 weeks it turns into a freaking poisonous tree
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    • Uh no, if KND taught me anything, they grow in the sea 😎
      Alericus 29 apr
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    • Asparagus is good if u eat the grilled bacon wrapped around it
      meep117 29 apr
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    • Asparagus is like an invincible plant once it's established. Comes back year after year with no care. We used to mow the stuff down to kill it, but it'd still grow through the grass. Highly recommend.
      NiceAF 29 apr
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    • I have wild asparagus in my field that the horses love to munch on and it’s more of a bush than just sticking out of the ground
      j_bro7100 29 apr
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    • Everybody gangster till the asparagus starts growing
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    • Did any one else stroke out trying to read this
      CarpeDiem 29 apr
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    • But it does.. if you don't pick it it turns into a big bush
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    • It IS how it grows...Google it sharon
      papsts 1 may
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    • Are you trying to trick me into thinking this is how asparagus grows
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    • Looks like how everything grows in Minecraft
      Horde 29 apr
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    • Fun fact: it grows fast as fuck, needs to be harvested daily by hand
      Hunneds 29 apr
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    • I had to actually fact check this lol
      Arting 29 apr
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    • Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
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    • That is, in fact how it grows. Just not as neat.
      temothy 29 apr
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    • Asparagus full grown is Asparagod
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    • I assumed that’s how it grew. Pineapples grow like they are trying to prank some idiot into think that’s how a pineapple grows
      NotSoFun 29 apr
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    • I honestly don’t know what the truth is about this
      HATBAT 29 apr
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    • Made me google that shit, and yes that’s what it looks like
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    • Holy crap that's actually how it grows...
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    • I used to think they grew in the ocean or water because of that one episode of kids next door
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    • But it does in fact grow like this.. i have some in my back yard. If you dont pull them at that stage they grow suuuper tall and begin to flower.
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    • Wild asparagus used to grow at my fathers house, it really does grow like this, and wild asparagus is THE BEST, I might grow some thus year~
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    • Cooked, buttered, and salted asparagus is pure heaven
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    • The episode of KND with the asparagus sea scared the shit out of me as a kid
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    • By god it does
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    • Endgame spoilers below
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    • XX chromosome comedy, amrite😂😂😂?
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    • Now I don't know if this is a prank too or if this is really how asparagus grows
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    • My dad is growing asparagus and we've gone foraging for asparagus before. Y'all been pranked.
      KayskolA 29 apr
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    • Pineapples grow from the bottom. And I find that weird
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    • This is also why it's one of the most expensive produce items on the market
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    • No guys - I grow asparagus in my garden. The shits actually just grow straight up. Fast as hell too. I get a whole bunch (like one bunch you get at the supermarket) every 2 days when in season.
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    • It's true though...
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    • Asparagus means a spear of grass.
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    • Is this how they grow or am I being taken for a fool
      ImBoYo 29 apr
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    • Well asparagus grows really thin at first and gets thicker each time it grows back after you cut it
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    • My 94 year old neighbor grows asparagus and it still freaks me out
      Erik 29 apr
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    • *googles how asparagus grows*
      420Hon3y 29 apr
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    • I remember the KND asparagus sea episode lol
      IFurry3 29 apr
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    • I’m so confused??? What did y’all think asparagus grew like??? How does this seem fake???
      SheepyRed 29 apr
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    • I’m mad because I looked this up and I was proven a fool for doubting this post
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    • Euph 29 apr
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    • As a former asparagus picker, asparagus sucks. On a hot day, they can grow a foot tall, and if it's really hot, you've got to pick the field twice because it grows that fast
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    • If you think that's neat, check out how brussel sprouts grow
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    • Looks like Minecraft crops
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    • When you think it doesn't but it does
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    • They're fucking everywhere
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    • Well shit it does grow like that no wonder it sucks to eats
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    • There's white and purple varieties too.
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    • Wait until you see a Brussels sprout plant. 🤣
      Vault_808 29 apr
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    • Anyone else look it up on google to make sure it wasn't lion...no just me?
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    • ASPARAGUS IS BIG GRASS
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    • My dumbass thought they grew underwater.
      TCshifter 29 apr
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    • wait I thought that was bamboo schutes look like
      erster 29 apr
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    • It actually grows like that but kind of. They turn into stems that support new ones
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    • Wtf that's how it actually grows
      ToxicRice 29 apr
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    • What’s the asparafuss about asparagus?
      dafroof 29 apr
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    • This is how you plant them but they look different when fully grown.
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    • I hot friends that legit gre up on an asparagus farm. Listening to them critique different asparagus when we go out to eat is fucking hilarious.
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    • I’m scared to believe this post
      TemorYT 29 apr
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    • This is how it grows, but that is not its final form. It ends up branching out kind of like a tree.
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    • So am I being pranked or is this fr
      Munchie78 29 apr
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    • Tasty shit, but when my girl gives me a golden shower it's kind of gnarly
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    • It comes from trees in bunches.
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    • Lightning McQueen dies his last words I am speed
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    • Asparagus actually grows off a main plant. So mini asparaguss will grid off of a main asparagus. It takes a couple years tho:(
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    • I don’t trust y’all in this but I have no idea
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    • The slithery shadow that moves across my hallway has fingers like that
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    • That’s exactly what it looks like when it’s ready. I grow asparagus every year and it starts out as a teeny frail bush and then one day it just turns into the pic shown. So this meme is stupid ok
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    • You know to be honest I've never actually thought about how asparagus grows.
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    • OP put a fake picture of asparagus growing and thought we wouldn't notice
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    • That makes me uncomfortable
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    • Anyone else remember the asparagus ocean in codename kids next door?
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    • If you let it grow long enough it almost turns into wood
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