"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
Happy of July
oN
Happy of July oN
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
You've been visited by
Smooth Patrick
Remember to wear warm
socks. It's getting chilly.
fleamont fleamont
5 feb
You've been visited by Smooth Patrick Remember to wear warm socks. It's getting chilly.
My cat when spill her food at pm:
A_Normal_Lapis A_Normal_Lapis
24 sep 2020
My cat when spill her food at pm:
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday
PSA: This is the proper way to wear a face mask
proposed_saccy proposed_saccy
11 feb
PSA: This is the proper way to wear a face mask
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
DID YOU)
KNOW?
Bird Facts
NAG
Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
23 sep 2020
DID YOU) KNOW? Bird Facts NAG Birds were sent from hell to torture people on cocaine
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man
Touch his bald head and absorb his power.
Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
CrimsonTynan CrimsonTynan
25 sep 2020
Rogue could sneak up behind One Punch Man Touch his bald head and absorb his power. Then she could punch him, Superman & Goku all dead. That way we'd never have to see another debate about Goku vs Superman, etc.
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo
Chris no
"Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
iMarsy iMarsy
14 sep 2020
If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boo, then drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boo Chris no "Sometimes my genius it's almost frightening"
WIFE MATERIAL
THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
9 feb
WIFE MATERIAL THIS WHAT IT LGOKS LIKE
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family.
Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
DrPepper DrPepper
24 feb
Disney: We want to do a movie about a vegetable family. Pixar: *develops Onion Mom*
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls?
down
TheAwkward1 TheAwkward1
16 dec 2020
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls? down
jtman6 jtman6
20 sep 2020
Stfu i'm listening to Cars tuner scene