• As alittle girl, I was taught "life skills"
1. Never let them take you to a seco!
location, they'll kill you
2. Act crazy or vomit on them. Men
don't like gross girls
3.Don't scream "help", people don't
care. Scream "fire"
That's part of the reality of being
4. Ifthe car pulls up to you run In the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one
was drilled)
R bando--grand-scamyon
That scream fire plece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind
you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
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    • 1. Carry a gun. that's it that's the only rule
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    • Imagine telling women to live in fear. Never attack unless you're sure their intent is malicious but honey, stay strapped or get clapped. You're a woman, powerful, proud. Do not be afraid, be courageous. And that goes for all
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    • Most of these are pretty universal except the act crazy and vomit on them one. Like that’s how you go from getting r*ped to getting your skull slammed into a dashboard until dental records don’t even work.
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