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    • Easy. It says masturbate not cum. I’ll just start, then stop. Get $100. Repeat until desired money levels reached.
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    • 2.7 times a day every day for a year nets you 100k, which is something I already do so hee hoo bitch
      Angryy 25 oct
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    • When you've already made 1 million in a week but it's barely Monday:
      Skrunky 25 oct
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    • 10 times a days for 3 years
      isaidmeh 26 oct
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    • Twice a day for less than 14 years gets you $1 million. You can certainly increase the frequency of masturbation if you wish, but considering you could probably beat your meat as much as you do now and make considerably more than $1 mil in your lifetime, that’s definitely the better choice
      xTank 25 oct
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    • Well you see, the minimum wage in the USA is 7.25 and the average work time per day of a US citizen is 8.15 hours per day, which calculated to be just about 60 dollars. Therefore if one would take the 100 dollars every time one masturbated, you would still be able to masturbate and get mad bank.
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    • I mean it’s a no brainer masturbate and get 100 bucks you’re definitely going to masturbate enough to make more than 100 million anyways
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    • If you masturbated 5 times a day everyday it would only take 5 and a half years to get 1M. But generally realistically you can masturbate every 30 mins so you could masturbate 20 times every day meaning you could get 1M in only 500 days.
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    • $200 everyday for the rest of my life? Yes
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    • Sees something i wanna buy
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    • Y’all know damn well what I’m picking
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    • Is there a single not horny MF here
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    • Easy 300 dollars a day that’s not to bad
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    • To get to 1,000,000 that’s spanking it 10,000 times. And if you only do it once a day it’s about 27 years.
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    • Imagine being short on money at a restaurant and you’re just like “ hang on” and come out the bathroom with 100$
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    • Excuse me I'm a professional wanker
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    • It would take a little bit more than jerking off 1 time a day for 25 years to get to $1M. No worries I’ll be there in 10 years
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    • Jerk it 10k times and you good to go that would take me 10 years or so
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    • Me dying with 3 million dollars and a happy dick
      LilFryGuy 25 oct
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    • Do you have to bust a nut?
      Sunwater 25 oct
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    • Hey even if you just crank one out once a day thats still 365K a year.
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    • Just whenever you go to a restraunt/shopping, right before the bill “I gotta go to the bathroom I’ll be back”
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    • I was thinking the same method, but with like a vibrator. 10 seconds on at a time
      Kindness 26 oct
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    • Obviously 100 every time. You could make a career out of jerking off
      sneklover 25 oct
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    • Easy. Take the million get hot goldigger gf, sex is better than jackin it
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    • Wish I was ambidextrous, then I could get an equal workout for my left arm
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    • Dude I crank out 3 a day for free I couldn't imagine if I got paid for it
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    • *chooses the 100 dollar option* My penis: “I’m in danger”
      PuppyPage 27 oct
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    • Masturbation is the act of sexually touching oneself but not necessarily to the point of climax. This means you can stroke it a few times and you’ll get 100$. If you out enough time you can make more than a million in a week.
      Moto_Moto 27 oct
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    • Once a day is really bad for your heart, just take the million invest and get laid
      Poptato 27 oct
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    • Yay, I love fueling my crippling porn addiction
      Kasparan 27 oct
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    • Imagine your card declines and you have to bust a nut in front of the cashier to buy your big mac
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    • $0 to never do that shit again;'(
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    • A million because I FUCK
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    • About 10 times a day for three years for those who are curious
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    • Jesus Christ y’all do algebra for fun or what?
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    • If you masturbated once a day it would take 27.3 years to make a million dollars
      jibjab 27 oct
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    • That’s fuckin easy. You know how easy it would be to make rent in a month? Like, “sorry babe, I’m workin” beat it 10 times a day for a month and you got $30,000. I’m sure you’d get into some pretty raunchy porn but who cares, it’s my job
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    • Including previous times or nah?
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    • Ok but what happens if you take the million? Is it physically impossible for you to masturbate? If you do, do you lose a million dollars, even if you spent some? (Also you guys masturbate sickening numbers of times, get a girlfriend or sum' 👀)
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    • Bruh 600 dollars every day? I'd rather get 100 every time I jack it
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    • $700 a day, nice
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    • Is it okay if blanks are being shot?
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    • 100 with no hands
      Score 26 oct
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    • Im a girl. I can go all day if i want to
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    • Even if it was just $1mill to stop masturbating and 0 to continue I wouldn't take it bc it isn't enough money to be worth it
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    • Friendly reminder guys No Nut November is about to hit. Failed last year but I'm gonna do it this year
      Ballsack1 26 oct
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    • Keep in mind 10k days is like 30 years
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    • Well guess who’s gonna be making 700 a night
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    • Wait do you have to cum or just stroke a bit? If it’s just strokes I’d do it quite a bit everyday, but if it’s cum then that makes it take more time but I’d still do it a bit for that $$$$
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    • I’d take the 1 million. I have an addiction so getting money and getting rid of an addiction is a win/win. (For me atleast)
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    • The bottom gives you a very steady source of passive income so regardless the bottom is the better deal.
      CarFriend 26 oct
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    • If you beat it once a day it would take you 28 years I think most would do a lot faster than that
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    • Holy shit y’all jerk off a lot wtf
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    • It doesn’t say you have to finish so every 5 minutes you just give it a wank
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    • 1 million. You cure your masturbation addiction AND get instant gratification AND when you fuck your loads will be much bigger and enjoyable for both of you!
      OGJon 26 oct
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    • Who said you had to ejaculate 🧠
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    • Thats an ez 300 a day. So to reach 1 million is about 3333 days or about 9 years. So in about let's say 12 years cause let's be honest your gonna miss a day or two of monkey slapping with all that money but you'd have more by masterbatin then just taking the flat 1 mil.
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    • I would pay 1 million to stop
      Therryy 26 oct
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    • You would need to jack off 10,000 on times. If you want 1 million a year 28 times a day.
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    • Bro that’s 800$ a day
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    • I’d love the 1 mil. I have a real problem. Anyone got any advice?
      Magentas 26 oct
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    • Imagine you dont have enough money for your groceries so you're just like "hold on" and start wanking in the checkout line
      Radicrash 26 oct
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    • You would only have to masturbate 3 times a day for 10 years to make a million dollars.
      drakeo7 26 oct
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    • I love how there’s people here in the comments just looking for loopholes or trying to cheat the system
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    • “Yeah bro, I made $1200 today” “how??!” “Don’t worry about it sister, but thanks to you I have it now :)”
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    • I masturbate once every morning and once at night. That's 200 dollars a day, for 4 weeks, and 12 months. That's 17k more I make a year. Also no taxes and if I want some quick extra cash, it's easy.
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    • Never said anything about ejaculating
      W3ST 26 oct
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    • All these dudes turned into mathematicians lmao
      aivir 26 oct
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    • Eh I'd take the one million and have someone else best my meat for me. I'm getting too lazy to even do that sometimes
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    • Honestly that $100 each time would be better in the long run
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    • If you nut once per hour, youll be paid more than almost any job. All you gotta do all day is masturbate. Can’t pay for groceries? Go to the bathroom for 20 minutes and rub out the money
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    • Whenever I’m poor I’ll just jack it, though idk what tax reports will look like
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    • When you’re short $20 at the store, just rub one out real quick
      Greenland 26 oct
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    • Just under 10 years at my average pace, but uhh... That'll change when I go from freelance to fulltime.
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    • Let's see i do it at least 3 times a day so I'm gonna go with the bottom one
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    • It would be worth it to take the money.. with masturbate 7 times a week you would only get 34k a year..
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    • Masturbate after you wake up and before you go to bed and that's some decent fucking cash. When you get older you might have certain "problems" but if you're furiously masturbating until your late thirties then you can retire early.
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    • Gonna have some raw meat
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    • I’d never have to work again
      Vykoul 25 oct
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    • I just need thousands to spend on stocks or something that can help me grow money
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    • On a slow day id be making 400 dollars lol
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    • If you masturbated twice a day every day you could make 67.2k a year.
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    • Masturbating doesn’t mean getting off so just scratch your balls a bit too much and get paid
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    • 3 times a day and 10 years for a mil? You fucken bet I'll do the 100
      Kampbell 25 oct
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    • Twice a day for a week=1400 dollars. 1400x365=511000. 51100x2=1022000. 1 million dollars in 2 years. Fuck yeah.
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    • Imagine using your left hand
      drypencil 25 oct
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    • The ability to summon money at will is better than a set one time amount
      Noble_14_ 25 oct
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    • Easy, I'll be a multi trillionaire in a couple of days
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    • Hmmm...wrong hand but same
      Merola 25 oct
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    • 1 mil and never feel the urge to masturbate, I would take that in a heart beat
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    • Would you still do it if a $100 bill came out your peehole every time you came tho?
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    • 3 times a day is 100,000$ sallery. Id take it.
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    • At the cash register: "Shit, don't have any money in the wallet, brb" goes to the bathroom real quick like, few min later suddenly you have money in your wallet.
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    • It would take 136 years to get 1 million if you went twice a day... assuming you quit working you might be able to jump to three a day that would be 91 years 4 a day would be 68 years
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    • I feel like some people have forgotten you could totally masturbate every 5mins
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    • $200 a day is $1,400 a week, or about $6,000 a month. That’s $72,000 a year. And that’s assuming you heathens ONLY masturbate x2 a day
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