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    • And that’s why Batman works alone.
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    • I mean if I'm guy number 24 and this fucker out here lookin like Swiss cheese, I'mma accept that the job is done
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    • If only they had banned guns.
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    • *Slaps file on desk* 23 STAB WOUNDS!
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    • 28 STAB WOUNDS
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    • Even the other 20 were really weak because none of the men had been in battle they just like sctoday him and cut him but it was the homie Brutus who really fucked with his life
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    • 23 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN...!
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    • How can 60 people gather around him at the same time? They’d have to stand in a line to wait and stab him
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    • Maybe, just maybe... they thought 23 stab wounds in one body was enough. I could be wrong, I'm not a psychopath 😅🤷‍♀️
      LadyCaan 24 may
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    • Maybe after the 23 they were just like “i think that’ll do it”
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    • of The sixty involved, only a couple actually stabbed him because the rest we're preventing his escape, and keeping anyone from seeing what was happening
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    • By the time the 24th person got to him it was probably gratuitous.
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    • Does it really take 60 people to kill one salad, this was before Olive Garden, shits not endless
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    • Do it really take 60 niggas to kill one salad???
      Khanis1 22 may
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    • Damn people get stabbed 50 plus times and survive, imagine if he survived that shit and was able to get his revenge.
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    • Julius Caesar is actually my favorite person in history. Just wanted to say that
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    • 28 STAB WOUNDS
      Pugionem 24 may
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    • Julius Cesar was killed by the people closest to him not the entire nation. He was killed because the other guys on the government didn’t like how good of a dude he was
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    • 60 people agreed to betray him. Those 23 were willing to go as far as assassinate him like cowards and were exiled and hunted down like dogs having their personal armies destroyed and themselves in the process
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    • 60 worked together to make his death happen. That doesn’t mean they were all gonna stab him, some could of made sure there were no guards n others could of quickly disposed of the body. I’m pretty sure it would of been people like his right hand and advisers and shit that stabbed him.
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    • And most of the people who stabbed him, stabbed more than twice, so even less people actually stabbed him
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    • Maybe they wanted to stab an alive Cesar. And the 24th guy is like “the fuck? I don’t want to stab a corpse”
      SpaceLion 21 may
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    • Fun fact, only the 23rd stab wound was lethal, so out of 23 remaining only 1 did the job right while the others made it look like they were working
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    • Wtf this is soooo wrong he had 33 stab wounds and there were like 8 people that stabbed him.
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    • 60 fucking people? Ok either Julius was a complete asshole or they were on some cult shit
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    • They stabbed each other too because turns out there is not around perimeter around one man to be stabbed by more than twenty people, Julius was historically a dick but I do not think he deserved that much of punishment
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    • 28 stab wounds
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    • What if 37 of em stabbed through the same holes?
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    • To be fair for 60 people to get around him where they can stab him would be tough, plus he was prob dead when some of the stabby niggas got the chance to stab him and juat fucked off
      schmelp 22 may
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    • You mean Caesar fell on a knife 23 times
      Sublime 22 may
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    • To be fair, he’d probably be gushing blood in every direction and there were a bunch of people trying to get shit in
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    • Et tu, bruh?
      Epigone 22 may
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    • TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
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    • 28.......23 STAB WOUNDS
      Rinzler9 22 may
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    • The guy next in line: nigga he dead
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    • Yeah but like who wants to be the 24th guy to stab a clearly dead corpse
      Bushno 21 may
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    • What is he supposed to stay standing for all 60 stab wounds? Most people probably stopped after he fell over
      myniisis 21 may
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    • "Bro I'm sick just stab Julius 2 times for me."
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    • To be fair, if a man has already 23 stab wounds in his torso, the next 37 aren’t exactly essential
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    • It only took 23 and the task of his death was 100% successful. It's not my fault the teacher made the groups too big.
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    • Yes but imagine getting everyone in Congress to actually agree on the same thing all together
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    • That means 37 people could pull the “well, I didn’t stab Caesar card” if they didn’t like where things were going afterward
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    • Nah it was planned out between like 6 ppl and they all stabbed him multiple times
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    • 23 STAB WOUNDS
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    • That's not true. There were 23 men and 60 stab wounds.
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    • TWENTY THREE STAB WOUNDS! DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE, DID YOU!
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    • I mean they were at least somewhat civilized the renaming 37 probably thought it was overkill to stab a corpse 37 times
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    • Julius Ceasar is dead🦀🦀
      spicychoo 24 may
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    • Yeah, but only like 6 people actually stabbed him
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    • You know in the papers and books written in that time period said he didn't scream or even yell when he was stabbed, this gives support to the theory that he knew it was going to happen and took opioids before. Some even theorize he set it up so he would be remembered forever
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    • To be fair, all 60 probably showed up, but most of them were like “wait nah he’s gonna fuckin die around 10 stab wounds, lets fuck off”
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    • For The Watch
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    • They just stabbed him in the same 23 spots over and over
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    • I think after the tenth stabbing, I’d be like “yeah I think they got him...”
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    • This is a great argument for why group projects shouldn't affect the individual student's overall grade
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    • They stabbed each other as well
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    • They were mostly surface wounds, in all likelihood he probably bled out for hours before he died
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    • 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!
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    • Doesn’t take 60 stabs to kill a guy. Doesn’t take 23 either if you’re even half decent at murder
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    • 28 stab wounds
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    • Or maybe it’s because he was already dead and the rest of them didn’t want to stab a dead body?
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    • "I got next. I said I got next! Oh screw you Brutus, he's dead already."
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    • *WHABAM* 28 stab wounds!
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    • Does no one actually remember reading julius caesar? The whole group of people who wanted him dead didnt go in there obviously. It was a small group of people that knew him well otherwise it would've been suspicious obviously.
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    • 28 stab wounds!
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    • *Slams hand on table* TWENTY. THREE. STAB WOUNDS
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    • *slams table* 28 stab wounds.
      Jazz_man 26 may
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    • They had multiple people hold the knife to save time. 3 per stab.
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    • 23 STAB WOUNDS
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    • “You too, my child?”
      Mojo 25 may
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    • 28 S T A B W O U N D S
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    • And some people stabbed him multiple times
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    • 23 STAB WOUNDS
      chiakii 24 may
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    • They thought it was a joke until 1 friend got serious lol
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    • 23 MAJOR stab wounds.
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    • For a blitz attack with murder as the goal from the start thats not actually that much
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    • E tu, Retard?
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    • 23 STAB WOUNDS
      xXJackXx 22 may
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    • They only had 23 knives so people stabbed in groups
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    • Uh maybe some of them stabbed him multiple times???
      GoodBoys 22 may
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    • Actually there were 60 in the council but only 8 agreed to stab him
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    • Probably seemed futile and needlessly cruel. Plus he probably already died.
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    • Well, I mean, it'd probably start to get a bit awkward after the first 5 or so stabs. After 23, it's like, "Yo, he's already pretty fuckin dead, bro. I think we sent the message..."
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    • Yea and how do you propose 60 people encircle one man within stabbing range tf they gonna do form a line
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    • Well it’s not exactly like 60 people can get close enough to stab him at the same time
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    • A sperm donor, a carpenter and julius caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, and he conquered
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    • If Antman is as strong as his regular self when he is tiny, wouldnt he just be giant as shit and still weak as his normal self?
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    • I mean what’s the point of stabbing a guy with 23 stab wounds tho
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    • And I doubt each only stabbed once...
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    • 28 stab wounds!
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    • My nigga Brutus brought it home though....
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    • TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS. WAKE UP LIEUTENANT
      cfail 21 may
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    • et tu brute
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    • Well there’s no point in stabbing a corpse.
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    • Maybe they just thought, “damn, I think 23 will do it”
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    • Didnt he get stabbed by like 8 people?
      kirby8971 27 may
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    • So people just stabbed him in the same holes. Also, what about people that stabbed him twice?
      mrfisc 26 may
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    • It gets worse when you realize the ones who did, did it multiple times so it was less than 23
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    • "Et tu brute but not Kyle back there? What are you a pussy kyle?"
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