Aria It's the end of lhe 2016 presidential race and the people of the United States hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea a literal presidential race, The three candidates would run a lap amund [he White House and the person With the bes! time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, hetakes abou124 minutes. Trump goes next and arrives with a time of 14:25, Hillary Clinton goes lasL running as fast as she can, trampling the flowers and shrubs in her way in an effort to heal Trump's lime. She finally crosses the finish line aljust under Ien minutes. "Aha!" She exclaims, "That must be some kind of record" "I don't think so." savs Obama. “Bush did 9:11"