Area
51 raid
You think you're better than me.
Battle of the Josh's
am better thar. you
Area 51 raid You think you're better than me. Battle of the Josh's am better thar. you
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Drparrytheplatapus Drparrytheplatapus
23 sep 2020
@comicalcapture Dog had no idea
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE?
FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Spongeboob64 Spongeboob64
25 may
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE? FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
Kelly Collette
love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
21 sep 2020
Kelly Collette love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they
ride trains into the city to find food before riding
back to the suburbs to sleep at night.
iP
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they ride trains into the city to find food before riding back to the suburbs to sleep at night. iP
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev.
OEquip.Believers
Give me one more chance...
Someday it will be too late...
tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation."
2 Corinthians
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
29 sep 2020
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev. OEquip.Believers Give me one more chance... Someday it will be too late... tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation." 2 Corinthians
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
OE ame
ame
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao AM - - Twitter for iPhone OE ame ame
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
la
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water la
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass