• Are you leaving
the brain already?
We need to go down
immediately, she
touched his hand
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    • It really do be like this though. I can be with a girl and it not be sexual in the slightest, but then you catch a smell of perfume or some shit and you're hard for an hour
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    • “We need to go down immediately. He’s about to lay down at the dentist”
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    • No ones going to see this but basically the worst thing happened to me I told my crush I like them and then they whispered into my ear saying they liked me back and then I hugged them and then I woke up :((
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    • ok so i was at an all nighter and this girl and i were on a couch and we fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. fast forward a few hours i wake up and stay still cause i’m loving the cuddling (were close so it’s not creepy i hope lol, and she likes me) and she moves my arm around her thinking i’m
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    • Ok but that's me when a guy touches me insta wet lmao
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    • My gf: literally not a single thing my dick:
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    • Seriously tho. Holding hands is an amazing feeling
      Poketale 22 apr
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    • Why they look like yogos? Dang it, now I’m hungry for some yogos. Why’d they have to discontinue those things?
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      Comward 27 apr
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    • My body is so illogical when it comes to this sometimes. Like I’ll get random boners for absolutely no reason. But if someone showed me porn in a public setting my brain does nothing because I’m in a public setting. How can it do that but not avoid random boners?
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    • Bruh this hits too close... Girl and I walked behind a shed around the lake, and looked at the stars. She slowly grabbed my hand and BOOM you know where all the blood went
      Felinez 22 apr
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    • Plot twist: the "she" in question has a power that makes it so she cuts anything she touches. The blood is fucking to the guys hand to seal up a wound.
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    • Yall know that if you flex a part of you're body youre meat retreats right?
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    • Idk why but my first assumption was that this was gunna be about how sometimes you get really dizzy when you stand up too fast
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    • I love how your brain thinks “Ok she touched his hand, that’s it, we did it. She is definitely for sure 100 percent saying she is going to sex us right now within the next 4 seconds.”
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    • Be me, female, boyfriend asks you to come over thursday. Tease him in a video call a day prior. Still suprised he popped one and me hugging him. Get blamed. Proceed to tease him about it. He leaves for bathroom. Play video games on his PS4. He comes back. Hes fine now. Joke about it. Turned my man
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    • Not gonna lie, i went on a date with a girl who touched my dick immediately. But got uncomfortable when I tried to kiss her, yet wouldn't stop touching my dick
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    • I'm not a dude so I wouldn't know. But for the most part, girls experience this to an extent
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      Margrudog 22 apr
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    • I shake many women’s hands (some young and beautiful some mid age and beautiful) and I don’t get hard. When they show interest in me I wouldn’t know what happens because that has never happened a day in my life
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    • Fr tho i lose all common sense when i get turned on. Science niggas on iFunny explain.
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      Yeetland 25 apr
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      lFunyAds 22 apr
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