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    • McMackMan 22 apr
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    • Ha ha girls dont masturbate yah goof
      Preyas 22 apr
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    • damn, i felt this
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    • MarioCano 22 apr
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    • It's so much easier for girls. I mean think about it. They can just fingerblast themselves right on the bed without worrying about a fucking thing. For guys it's like....okay I'm hard. I could masturbate but that means I gotta get up and then clean up afterwards. And then it's 4am and we can't sleep
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    • I don't particularly appreciate being called out like that.
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    • A feature that isn’t a video?!
      Edmodo 23 apr
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    • I don’t date girls... girls like dick and that’s gay.... so instead i date straight men.
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    • What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated to? I’ll give my own answer if I get 20 likes
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    • Hell yeah, I do
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    • I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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    • I feel like girls aren't under the same primal urges as men. And if they are how do they deal with them so well
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    • Honestly when you can’t sleep busting a nut is the solution
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    • meth_lab_ 22 apr
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    • Hello, online police? Yes I’d like to report a crime. I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • BorkBread 23 apr
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    • MarioCano 23 apr
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    • Masturbating is the quickest way for me to fall asleep. Lol
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    • Karacken 22 apr
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    • Ah shit, here we go again
      LoBones 22 apr
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    • Girls have bajinas. It's like a butt hole without any poop. I read it in a book once.
      FishDicks 22 apr
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    • anyone else cant fucking sleep?
      Grammmar 22 apr
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    • My brain : it'll help you sleep better.
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    • Ryanside1 23 apr
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    • THE BOULDER is annoyed at how often this happens to him.
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    • OG_S4vage 23 apr
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    • Goddamn I hate this, like what was horny me thinking getting the sheets all wet and uncomfortable.
      Dementia 23 apr
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    • It helps me fall asleep: nothing like a rush of feel good endorphins running through your body to help you settle down when you can't get comfortable
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    • I relate to this more then I relate to my ethnicity
      tjas 22 apr
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    • Better idea, just fucking lose all control of your life, and make chocolate pudding at 4 A.M.
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    • ah shit here we go again
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    • I have actually fallen asleep while masturbating before because I was too horny to sleep but too tired to masturbate
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    • Masturbation is actually a natural way of making yourself sleepy. So the fact that you have an urge to wack-a-mole is your subconscious saying “hey man this’ll make you tired and solve both our problems. Now smack that shit we’re exhausted.”
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    • Wait, this happens to women as well?
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    • It's hard as a girl cause you get off once and you're ready to get off another 5 times
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    • Im ashamed how true that is :/
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    • I don't know how to master bait. Someone teach me? I want to be a master Fisher man.
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    • Me: *closes eyes and accidently thinks of tits* My dick: *rises*
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    • I’m sorry, but I literally just did that so
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    • Sometimes I’m not even horny I just masturbate in hopes that it will make me fall asleep and be less anxious
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    • girls cant masturbate
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    • Ever jerked so hard you ripped skin
      Phoqueyoo 23 apr
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    • kellyc789 22 apr
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    • Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
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    • JoshDG 22 apr
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    • since this will get buried my phone number is 818 // 839 // 3701
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    • Girls are just as horny as guys
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    • Afterwards you just knock out 😂
      Stecrusha 22 apr
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    • Alright women have it easy tho. All you have to deal with is damp panties, we have to actually get up and out of bed unless we want crispy ass undies.
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    • Literally me at this point in time. It's 4 am. Wow.
      Metro214 22 apr
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    • I just jerked off for the 6th time today, idk what the fuck is going on.
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    • It’s wierd that everybody had these exact same thoughts like if we were all connected by some big hive mind
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    • FBIBob 22 apr
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    • One like and I’ll go jack off
      SaItMe 24 apr
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    • Honestly, so true it hurts
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    • My gf jerks me off because she hasnt been in the mood for the past week. Of she isnt in the mood next week imma jus assume shes cheating and im gonna bang her mom again.
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    • i’m at the point where i can’t fall asleep if i dont
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    • Girls beat they pussy too?
      baseted 23 apr
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    • As long as her grandma isn’t allergic
      Spyderp00 23 apr
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    • Don't let Grandma touch anything
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    • Ah shit, here we go again
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    • We all know that girls masterbaiting was a myth created by conservatives to slut shame women.
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    • I just wanna say that the female orgasm is the only reason why being a girl is great. It’s the most intense euphoric just blissful experiences and my max is 10 orgasms in a row. I go temporarily deaf and my body goes completely numb from the lack of circulation. Girls are so much hornier than dudes
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    • This shit way too real and during that shit my eyes will start to just close bc I’m too tired to keep them open bc all my bodies remaining strength is focused on masturbating
      97grace 22 apr
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • Do girls do this though? Like fr? I know me as a guy get urges but are they the same in females? Do you need hotel? Trivago
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    • Am i the only one that can go to bed high as fuck super comfortably but wake up at 3am wide awake and the first thought is take 3 rips and rub one off to pass back out then have the most vivid dreams in those 2 hours before i have wake back up? I cant be the only one.
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    • Well i was going to masturbate last night but i share the room with two roommates.. So if wanted to i have to get up and go to the bathroom pretend that im shitting.. And u know it has to be quick and quiet so they don't suspect... And yeah we are Muslims and it is considered a shameful act 😑
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    • My hand is the hand and the thing getting choked is my meat
      shac_eel 23 apr
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    • It really do be like that sometimes
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    • Omg i hate when this happens😭😂
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    • O actually didn't sleep last night. Life lesson ease into the aderall and not the normal dose
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    • This was me legit 5 hours ago
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    • Is masterbating bad? Trying to see what other people think about it
      Jennnny 23 apr
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    • For real though
      vChaos 23 apr
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    • Truuu
      NotSoFun 23 apr
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