"are you Calling other dogs goodboys, yes or no"
kidtrouble112 kidtrouble112
29 sep 2020
"are you Calling other dogs goodboys, yes or no"
Four things that every Dragonball fan has tried to do
DragonBallSuper DragonBallSuper
26 sep 2020
Four things that every Dragonball fan has tried to do
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
KingDrox KingDrox
19 may
Don't take your diaper off, just move it to the side
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
Mrluck580 Mrluck580
23 sep 2020
Last pictures of My dog before being taken. - Last pictures of My dog before being taken.
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If
Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe
Katy should learn to tame her gag re
"Elmo's couch pulls out, but Elmo doesn't. If Katy is still sore from last night, then maybe Katy should learn to tame her gag re
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES
BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
ErosOne ErosOne
20 mar
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
len to the audience
Ellen to the people backstage
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
22 sep 2020
len to the audience Ellen to the people backstage
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
There's someone for everyone and the person for you is a psychiatrist!
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
ConsTRUCTING AN
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
Fuck
THERE'S A
PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL
Heck If Rnow Comics
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
23 sep 2020
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE ! WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see - NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL ConsTRUCTING AN \KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS! Fuck THERE'S A PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL Heck If Rnow Comics