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    • Dead parker = No pictures of Spiderman
      theguy583 13 may
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    • Ablazek 13 may
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    • Because JJJ and everyone at The Daily Bugle are true journalists. Not like those hypocritical rights at the daily planet...
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    • JJ ain’t a snitch he’s just trying to expose Spider-Man for the menace he is
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    • Jameson is the prime example of a person with their own distinct opinions, contrary to the majority, yet proves not to be spineless scum. Unlike people who spoiled Endgame.
      Pipsquizy 13 may
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    • JJ actually has an immense respect for the confidentiality of his reporters and takes his job as serious as possible. He didn’t snitch out of respect for Peter but to never break his code he has for his business
      Jeeblitt 14 may
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    • Jameson might be a dick but he’s at least got integrity.
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    • Jameson is one of those characters you just can't dislike, because no matter how much shit he gives the main characters, in the end he learns from his mistakes and grows as a person, while maintaining that charm he always had
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    • Maybe cuz JJJ didn’t want the goblin to kill a highschool kid. Jonah hated spidey, he didn’t hate peter.
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    • Journalists integrity. Never sell out a source.
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    • Peter was his meal ticket. He was they only one who could get Spider-Man pictures.
      am86 15 may
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    • Rule number 1 of journalism never sell out a source
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    • In the comics, it's revealed that JJJ actually likes spiderman but is afraid of him (similar to batman in the batman vs superman arc) and wants to keep him honest. He thinks that if spiderman knows someone is always waiting for him to screw up, he'll be a better hero.
      oreonight 14 may
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    • That's a common point that despite him not always being the most pleasant person, he was always a good journalist and a good man
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    • Because JJJ isn't the total asshole the movies like to make him out to be. He actually is a really cool character
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    • That Spider-Man trilogy was the mf shit
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    • "I don't know who he is, his pictures come in the mail I swear!"
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    • He is sassy but he has integrity which should be the most important characteristic in a journalist
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    • Jjj actually likes peter, he is just hard on him because he is young and hmm doeant want Pete to be an asshat when he's olfer
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    • Because of some journalism law to protect sources. He legally can not reveal Parker.
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    • JJ knows Peter is Spider-Man and writes slander to motivate Pete.
      saggybutt 15 may
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    • I think he was hard on peter because he wanted him to succeed
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    • That mf was READY with an excuse like no way was this his first time being interrogated
      Proc 14 may
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    • I believe somewhere Jameson says that he always rags on Spiderman to keep him in check, keep driving him to do good no matter how much shit goes his way, I'm not sure though, could be wrong
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    • Dudes a dick, but a dick with integrity
      DJCwittz 14 may
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    • Everyone hates on Jameson although he’s the most realistic character their and shows the story from the eye of the public while simultaneously influencing it he’s one of the most well made relatable non superhero’s in marvel
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    • No, and he's honestly one of the best Spiderman characters, he predicted what was going to happen in almost every iteration of the spiderverse and turned out to be a good man
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    • Number one rule of journalism, protect your sources
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    • No but look. In one continuation, he knows who he really is. And gets tortured. And still don’t rat. He a ride or die
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    • JJJ never actually hated Spider-Man and has defended him loads of times, he nitpicks spideys actions because he knows it will sell more, and half his complaints and criticisms are actually backhanded compliments to him. And every time someone had a serious issue with spidey JJJ was first to defend
      Praeceps 14 may
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    • Rule number one of journalism- you die for your source
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    • He may be a bad guy but he's not a bad guy
      CatOrgy 13 may
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    • Because he wouldn't dare put another man in danger to save his own ass
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    • Yeah he’s always been about Journalistic integrity, he’s just kind of a jerk
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    • Y’all thought my nigga was a snitch??
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    • Protect employee confidentiality. Can you imagine the negative and legal backlash if an opposing newspaper found out he just turns over his teenaged employees to terrorists?
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    • JJ is a standup guy. Does anything about him make us expect turning in Parker?
      JEby 15 may
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    • I fucking loved the Tobey McGuire movies. The Green Goblin look was a perfect design.
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    • "I don't know who sends the pictures they come in through the mail!"
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    • That’s because jjj was only being hard on Spider-Man because he wanted him to be better. He never hated him. He idolized him.
      NibbaFarm 14 may
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    • We can argue all day what was the beat spiderman series but only the original had the og that was JJJ
      Datboycj 14 may
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    • He might be an ass, but he’s got the heart of a reporter
      GreyAsIce 14 may
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    • Its the his job to protect and support all his journalists and photographers, similar thing happens in house of cards
      cobobo63 14 may
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    • Because he actually does what he does to motivate Spider-Man to do better
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    • It's cause Peter was a Highschooler. "Oh yeah, I'll totes let this Villain kill a teenager and have a clear consciousness."
      Hetsu 14 may
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    • JJ doesn’t hate Spider-Man. He just wants him to remember that as a superhero he’ll always be scrutinized and that he can’t let his guard down or make mistakes.
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    • JJJ was honestly a good dude deep down. Proud of him for sticking up for my boy peter like that
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    • Journalistic integrity at its finest
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    • Jjj isn't a bad guy, he's a people's hero at best, at worst an average news man.
      iggy3rd 13 may
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    • There is actually a whole story line where Peter reveals himself to JJJ because he blamed spider man for his wife dying. Instead of revealing who he is JJJ keeps his secret.
      DumbPunk 13 may
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    • That mother fucker hated everyone whether you we black,white,asian, or even a green fuckin goblin. He just wanted to fuck up everyones life and that is why he should be Americas next top model.
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    • I loved Will Dafoe as Green Goblin
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    • JJJ is a business man, it would be poor business to kill Parker for a lot of reasons, not even mentioning he's Spider-Man, He provides the best pictures of Spider-Man, he works often and hard, there's no logical reason to rat him out, also jjj is kinda badass
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    • He is a cheapskate not a snitch.
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    • I'll fuck with him as long as I want. But no one, and I mean no one else can.
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    • Because JJJ doesn't exclusively hate spiderman but superpowered people in general. He hates the villians for obvious reason but he hates spiderman because he's only 1 person and there's no way for him to save everyone
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    • I wanted to comment about how J Jonah Jameson was the fucking best part of the spider man movies but why the fuck did Jjj autocorrect to kkk, Siri you got somethin you wanna tell me
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    • Triple J is my favorite non superhero from marvel
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    • No matter how much shit he gave Parker, a true journalist NEVER gives up a source
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    • JJJ is a lot of things, but a coward is not one of them.
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    • He liked peter but hated spiderman
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    • I mean, say what you will about Jonah. He’s a dummy, yeah. And misguided. But he does truly believe in what he’s saying. He really believes Spiderman is the problem and is willing to die for it. Beyond that, he’s a great dude, and a brave man with integrity and honor.
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    • journalists dont give away their sources that's or he is a way better person then we all thought.
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    • "I offered you friendship and you jizzed in my face"
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    • That looks like a little more than asking
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    • One of the rules of journalism,dont snitch on your sources
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    • "The pictures come in the mail!" While parkers literally in the other room
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    • For all the Js in his name, he’s a real g
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    • Cause he's the only one who could get those pictures of spiderman
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    • Peter is his boy. Yall think peter gonna work there for some snitch ass mustache? Hell nah
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    • While I love this fact, it’s also entirely possible he didn’t remember peter Parker’s name because he didn’t care. He did always mess it up in that movie.
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    • JJJ's son is the astronaut in Venom who was carrying the symbiote when the ship crashed at the beginning of the movie
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    • Because he cares about his employees
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    • He would’ve lost his best source of Spider-Man pictures. Simply good business
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    • This is what I like about JJJ as a character is that while he always came off mean he was always a nice guy so he never got peter hurt because he was still a kid.
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    • Jjj reminds me of my old boss dude was the biggest dick but he had his employees back like a MF lol
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    • Hard to forget when you keep featuring it.
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    • JJJ was a serious, blunt, angry guy, but he had a good heart
      MrBadluck 14 may
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    • Cause JJ is actually a real nigga pick up a comic normie
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    • That's not quite my tempo.
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    • it's called protecting a source, had he snitched on Peter he would have lost money. this is only further proof that he is a greedy jew
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    • He's an asshole not a dick...
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    • He aint about to let his #1 source of spiderman pics die
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    • You say asked him when he actually threatened him that shows he actually cared for parker
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    • He's a jerk not heartless
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    • Crazy theory where he knew Spider-Man was Peter ALL ALONG and he knew this day would come that’s why he always pressed peter to get better pictures because it was fucking him
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    • “Jameson you slime! who’s the one that’s been taking the pictures of spider-man??!!”
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    • Ok but JJJ was a fucking amazing ally in the comics and one of my favorite Marvel characters because of it. The man donned a powered suit to protect Aunt May and became Spidey's greatest friend and ally in that series.
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    • Despite JJJ and Peter having JUST had an argument.
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    • It literally wasn't nobility. JJJ just wasn't about to do SHIT anyone told him to do. "ain't gonna tell me nothinnnnnn"
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    • The one nigga in the group who always talks shit but stills ride or die with yall
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    • Never leak your sources. As a lifelong journalist he would know its important for his career to protect his sources.
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    • He didn’t want any trouble he just wanted pictures of Spider-Man
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    • For all the Js in his name, he’s a real g
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    • He’s a dick but he cares about people. Can relate.
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    • This is a big deal because JJJ and Peter just had an argument and Peter is less then 5 feet away from goblin but JJJ
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    • JJJ can be good when he wants to be, plus the actor is the best JJJ
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    • He didn't snich on peter, not spoods
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    • It also happened in spectacular Spider-Man
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