• are umasturbating because you're
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because you're depressed and need
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    • Masturbating to produce dopamine is how you get addicted to porn.
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    • Mostly because I’m bored
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    • If I try to masturbate without being horny it takes forever and isn't that rewarding.
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    • For sleep, friend.
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    • Or because I want to go to sleep?
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    • Getting too much dopamine from porn lowers your brain intake and makes everything else not as rewarding in result making you depressed
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    • Niggas be like "Masturbating to produce dopamine is how you get addicted to porn" but then go out and do drugs like weed and shit to get high.
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    • Bro, I stopped fapping every time I get sad and now I get sad less, it’s really as simple as that. It’s hard to do at the first time you get sad though.
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    • I haven’t masturbated in over a year now. You CAN break the addiction, bros.
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    • Nah just horny
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    • This is news to me, I wasn’t aware masturbating gave you dopamine, now I understand why people can get addicted to porn, I haven’t had any interest in that stuff
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    • Because I'm fucking bored. There's more than two reasons to masturbate
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    • Im masterbating bc i got a vasectomy and gotta cum 30 times to puml out any remaining sperm before i can get a sperm analysis to make sure im sterile
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    • I guess we can possibly find out if I'm sent some stuff to work with
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    • Im just trying to feel something
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    • Jews own the porn business, it pacifies you
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    • It’s not my fault Engineer tf2 is so fucking hot?
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    • I also masterbate because I saw something that made my dick hard when I didn’t want or need it to be
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    • Honestly i just fucking hate being alive and jacking it ekes out a moment of pleasure
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    • Long distance relationships be like lmao
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    • Slap my penis and call me floppycock this is a good meme
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    • Dopamine is literally addictive be careful out there kings and queens
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    • Because it make pp feel good
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    • Y’all ever say fuck it and eat a pound of mozzarella cheese from Walmart specifically the great value brand
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    • It’s become part of my routine, like “oh that’s right, it’s that time of night”
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    • I do it so i dont jizz my shorts in my sleep,
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    • I got on ssris and now my sex drive is super low and I dont have urges anymore
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    • Just the latter
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    • All of the above
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    • because horn
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    • Because I’m horny
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    • Cant it be both?
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    • The magic really started happening cause I shook more than twice after a piss
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    • There us a third option
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    • I love Bilbo, he's my favorite spinner of tall tales
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    • Bold of you to think it's not both...
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    • Havent watched porn for 2 to 3 wks now. Hardly jacked without porn either. At times, life still sucks, & I've not been eating great, but not being an addict has been nice. If you struggle w/ any addiction, the cravings do die down in time.
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    • It’s for sleep but I’m stopping because it’s gains oclock
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    • Sometimes I masturbate and don't even cum but damn at least my clit will hurt a bed and I can go to bed feeling something
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    • Or it could be 4 in the morning and you can't sleep
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    • Dopamine goes up, general serotonin goes down. Stop jacking it off so damn much nerd, because you’re also dispensing vital nutrients essential for your psychological well-being 😘
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    • Always during high levels of stress
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    • Isn't there a better reaction pic for this scenario?
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    • Because my dick is hard and I want it to go away.
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    • I realized I do it to fill a hole that I've been missing in my heart.
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    • I masturbate to boost my immune system and also the girls are outta town.
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    • Yes
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    • PRO TIP: Do small sections of no nut in order to make your sessions more enjoyable. Every time you're horny, just ask yourself: Do I want this? Is there something else?
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    • Trying to sleep?
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    • Why not both?
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    • Im just trying to sleep
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    • horny
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    • Why not both
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    • DwayneBaker that’s a good ass question
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    • Is there a waste time option
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    • Bored and horny, mostly cuz I’m super horny and my raging Boner is annoying me cuz it’s pushing my pants and it hurts a bit ?
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    • playmate
      as a girl i give my man something to use that wont fuck him up bc porn rewires your brain for higher expectations
      playmate
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    • I smoked weed and finally got high from it for the first time. Made me feel truly happy for the firsr time in awhile.
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    • Oooh this good shit
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    • Neither I fuck my girl when I'm horny lol
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    • 10000000000 likes=1 push up I need to get into shape
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    • Masturbation is morally wrong
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    • Yeah, both
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    • Your depressed because you masturbate too much
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    • Dont call me out like this
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    • Horny, I do it every few days. I usually find something pretty good
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    • What about masturbating out of pure boredom
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    • I have a porn addiction
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    • I masturbate because there's simply nothing else to do.
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    • Idk, sometimes my body just shakes and wants to be happy.
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    • I just finished. This really hit me hard....guys... I’m like really lonely.
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    • Cuz I goddamn feel like it, asshole!
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    • How do you know
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    • or becuase the girls in the porn video be looking hella yummy my mind be running wild
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    • why not both?
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    • Both
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    • Horny, bored, and ensures social distancing in the park
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    • Dopamine
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    • Naw it just helps me go to sleep.
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    • Oh shit ive got some self reflection to do
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    • Both now leave my room
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    • Hi u Ff gg jff tin gg IT BC if Hh it Hh
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    • I do it fo get rid of headaches
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    • man i just wanna sleep
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    • Either because I'm bored, or because it feels good. Don't need to be depressed to want some good ol' dopamine
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    • When masturbation lost its fun your fucking lonely - green day
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    • PO-TA-TOES
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    • read this while holding my shmeat
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    • RN. Definatly horny
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    • Was debating if I wanted to or not here’s my sign thank you
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    • To make my boner go away because I find it HARD to think
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    • Because I’m sad.
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