• are u masturbating because you’re horny or because you’re depressed and need the dopamine
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    • Yes
      Hermit_Purple a month
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    • Nah many cause I can’t fall asleep and after I nut I get tired as hell so it’s easier to sleep
      Catchie a month
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    • The maturation is literally the easiest and cheapest way to get that sweet dopamine when you are socially awkward
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    • i’m so lonely masturbating doesn’t even feel good anymore. it just reminds me (when i’m done) that i had to do it myself and that i’ll be alone forever.
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    • Honestly what's the difference anymore?
      YellowCake27 a month
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    • Or bc it burns them calories
      starrandom a month
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    • im jackin it cuz dammit nigga im bored
      basedtums a month
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    • well fuck you too
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    • lawman4 a month
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    • Dude I just jerked off so much that now if I'm bored for more than like 3 seconds I just go jerk off. It's just a thing to do. If I'm not doing something else I'm just touching my cock.
      LewdMangos a month
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    • I haven’t fapped horny in 2 years
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    • If you’re depressed just listen to some hard rock songs from the 80s
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    • I’m horny and realize I can’t get laid which makes me depressed and the dopamine is just something extra
      CptA96 a month
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    • A mix of both and a little boredom
      mrbojingles38 a month
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    • Because I'm horny. Then I get depressed because I'm disgusted with myself so I masturbate again. And then im depressed because I masturbated. And it loops
      SamTheEevee a month
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    • You had no right to attack me like that
      Eyerok a month
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    • C) All of the above
      LikeBrockWork a month
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    • It really do be like that some times
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    • Dopamine? In this economy?
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    • Dopamine is the most fire drug in the world and men are able to access it easier and that’s why we are known to masturbate more than girls
      Big_Nate1124 a month
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    • I just do it because I'm bored and/or can't sleep
      Blitzkrieger a month
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    • break your masturbation habit and you'll be a lot happier
      tempt 21d
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    • I once tried to stop busting nuts. I went for like two and a half weeks before my balls hurt to much and I just had to drop the load. Pretty sure I came buckets
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    • I Do It Cause Hell Has No Pussy...
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    • i feel attacked
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    • Both
      Scan 22d
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    • Hahahafuckoffhahaha
      lxxya 22d
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    • I didn’t need such a personal attack damn
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    • Dopamine
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    • Both
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    • Neither; I’m bored
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    • I get my dopamine elsewhere
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    • I'm sick of you trying to overanalyze me! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I MASTURBATE BECAUSE IM SAD *AND* HORNY
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    • I prefer hidden option c where I'm not depressed or horny and I instead miss the feelings of intimacy
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    • Every like will be an hour I don’t tickle my pickle.
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    • Both and it gets boring where im at so kinda do it to pass time
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    • Try masturbating high. It’s a whole different feeling
      MiqueI a month
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    • Maybe being depressed makes me horny
      ThatWolf a month
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    • Hey fuck you okay
      delilah421 a month
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    • Why not both? *mexican music plays
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    • It first I was scratching my balls then like 5 minutes later I was masturbating I don't know how it happens but it does. But I don't find it as a bad thing.
      SinkingLlama a month
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    • Why not both? *Mexican music plays*
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    • Sometimes in the middle of it I’ll look at my dick and say, “why am I doing this?” Sometimes I don’t want to, it just happens.
      That_Dude9000 a month
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    • I'll be real with you chief. Been doing it so long, it's tradition at this point.
      MyDarkness a month
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    • Cant I do both in peace? Gosh
      EXDEE a month
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    • All of the above
      njlegoman a month
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    • To keep my prostate healthy and my anxiety in check.
      Zonkey a month
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    • I can't remember the last time I nutted because I was horny.
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    • KD82 a month
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    • I wasn't depressed till I read this. Now I gotta go fix it.
      ghuender a month
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    • arruskii a month
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    • Both
      B8_M8_Lewds a month
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    • Report Reason: I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
      ZRG2004 a month
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    • Not depressed, but definitely just need the dopamine lol
      Sorran a month
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    • Jeez thats rude. Don't call me out like that man...
      Samoon a month
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    • I’m just saying having a dopamine button that you don’t get addicted to is pretty cool
      coolcat_tom a month
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    • I feel attacked
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    • @
      Pure_Swiv a month
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    • Is it sad that I beat my dick because I’m actually sad and lonely
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    • It’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore
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    • Like a solid fucking 50/50
      o16_L01 a month
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    • I’m craving the human touch I’ll never receive from another person
      Pisslord69420 a month
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    • Hey. You. Yeah you. Fuck you.
      Spark7906 a month
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    • Number two fam. I dont even enjoy it anymore.its just a chore at this point
      pastashaman a month
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    • pumpkinscream a month
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    • Bropez a month
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    • I feel attacked.
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    • Real talk, does anyone else have that time where if you jerk off before you can sleep but after you’ll stay up till upwards of 3 in the am
      IFPolice a month
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    • Dopamine
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    • Six of one, half a dozen of the other
      objecter12 a month
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    • i get no head rush or anything anymore i just beat my dick just to beat my dick at this point
      Spermy a month
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    • Why not both?
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    • I feel so attacked right now... I need to go masturbate to feel better
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    • S/O to the 6-7 ppl who will see this comment before it gets too far to scroll
      notgnixel a month
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    • Nah, I'm just bored as hell
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    • it began because i was horny, and ended with depression
      GT40 a month
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    • Real shit I'm recovering from a slight sex addiction and it's been really really difficult recently...
      blahblahse a month
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    • I’ve just finished a 5 page paper on the stages of grief. So I do it because after 3 Red Bull’s and a bag of takis there’s no way I’m going to sleep unless I do it. P.s. does anyone else like to listen to music after sex? Like it literally relaxes me more
      _Paul a month
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    • I don't like your tone
      Shreked74 a month
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    • The second one......I’ve learned how to tell how much dopamine in goin in like, “hmmmm that was less dopamine than usual, or huh that took longer to hit than normal, or wow that was some quality dopamine” it depressing.
      Purple_Durple a month
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    • Both
      Saix96 a month
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    • I didn't come here to be attacked. I came here to laugh at my phone while making others around me uncomfortable.
      JaySums a month
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    • Nah cause I accidentally brushed my nipple
      ClownThot a month
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    • Sometimes when I have a bad insistent cough I masturbate because for some reason it interferes with the cough and I can breath freely.
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    • Mostly cos i keep trying to beat the world record of highest cum shot
      DEARGODHELP a month
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    • ODSTsquad10 a month
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    • I didn’t ask to be called tf out.
      Ecchi4Dayz a month
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    • [x] all of the above
      DragonJerker a month
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    • Bored
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    • listen asshole
      Stargazin a month
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    • A little bit of both.
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    • I can't tell anymore
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    • Hey. Dont do that. You can’t just say something like that
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    • Because my nose is clogged up from being sick and for some reason after an orgasm I can breathe better for a few seconds before they clog back up again. Gotta get those bursts of air when ya can
      Feytey 21d
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    • I didn’t need this kind of attack
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    • Dopamine
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    • I feel personally attacked
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    • Cuz my dick just be hard
      dcade54 21d
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    • Half of the time, I do it because I have trouble sleeping
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    • BOREDOM......and also it just randomly gets hard when anything can trigger it
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