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    • Yes
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      • Nah many cause I can’t fall asleep and after I nut I get tired as hell so it’s easier to sleep
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        • i’m so lonely masturbating doesn’t even feel good anymore. it just reminds me (when i’m done) that i had to do it myself and that i’ll be alone forever.
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          • The maturation is literally the easiest and cheapest way to get that sweet dopamine when you are socially awkward
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            • lawman4 24 jan
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              • Honestly what's the difference anymore?
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                • Or bc it burns them calories
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                  • If you’re depressed just listen to some hard rock songs from the 80s
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                    • im jackin it cuz dammit nigga im bored
                      basedtums 24 jan
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                      • well fuck you too
                        SupaOven 28 jan
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                        • Dude I just jerked off so much that now if I'm bored for more than like 3 seconds I just go jerk off. It's just a thing to do. If I'm not doing something else I'm just touching my cock.
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                          • I haven’t fapped horny in 2 years
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                            • I’m horny and realize I can’t get laid which makes me depressed and the dopamine is just something extra
                              CptA96 24 jan
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                              • A mix of both and a little boredom
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                                • Because I'm horny. Then I get depressed because I'm disgusted with myself so I masturbate again. And then im depressed because I masturbated. And it loops
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                                  • You had no right to attack me like that
                                    Eyerok 24 jan
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                                    • C) All of the above
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                                      • It really do be like that some times
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                                        • Dopamine? In this economy?
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                                          • Dopamine is the most fire drug in the world and men are able to access it easier and that’s why we are known to masturbate more than girls
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                                            • I just do it because I'm bored and/or can't sleep
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                                              • break your masturbation habit and you'll be a lot happier
                                                tempt 30 jan
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                                                • Cuz my dick just be hard
                                                  dcade54 30 jan
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                                                  • I once tried to stop busting nuts. I went for like two and a half weeks before my balls hurt to much and I just had to drop the load. Pretty sure I came buckets
                                                    ThePaddy 30 jan
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                                                    • I Do It Cause Hell Has No Pussy...
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                                                      • i feel attacked
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                                                        • Both
                                                          Scan 29 jan
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                                                          • Hahahafuckoffhahaha
                                                            lxxya 29 jan
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                                                            • I didn’t need such a personal attack damn
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                                                              • Dopamine
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                                                                • Both
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                                                                  • Neither; I’m bored
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                                                                    • I get my dopamine elsewhere
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                                                                      • I'm sick of you trying to overanalyze me! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I MASTURBATE BECAUSE IM SAD *AND* HORNY
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                                                                        • I prefer hidden option c where I'm not depressed or horny and I instead miss the feelings of intimacy
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                                                                          • Every like will be an hour I don’t tickle my pickle.
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                                                                            • Both and it gets boring where im at so kinda do it to pass time
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                                                                              • Try masturbating high. It’s a whole different feeling
                                                                                MiqueI 24 jan
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                                                                                • Maybe being depressed makes me horny
                                                                                  ThatWolf 24 jan
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                                                                                  • Hey fuck you okay
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                                                                                    • Why not both? *mexican music plays
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                                                                                      • It first I was scratching my balls then like 5 minutes later I was masturbating I don't know how it happens but it does. But I don't find it as a bad thing.
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                                                                                        • Why not both? *Mexican music plays*
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                                                                                          • Sometimes in the middle of it I’ll look at my dick and say, “why am I doing this?” Sometimes I don’t want to, it just happens.
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                                                                                            • I'll be real with you chief. Been doing it so long, it's tradition at this point.
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                                                                                              • Cant I do both in peace? Gosh
                                                                                                EXDEE 24 jan
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                                                                                                • All of the above
                                                                                                  njlegoman 24 jan
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                                                                                                  • To keep my prostate healthy and my anxiety in check.
                                                                                                    Zonkey 24 jan
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                                                                                                    • I can't remember the last time I nutted because I was horny.
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                                                                                                      • KD82 24 jan
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                                                                                                        • I wasn't depressed till I read this. Now I gotta go fix it.
                                                                                                          ghuender 24 jan
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                                                                                                          • arruskii 24 jan
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                                                                                                            • Both
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                                                                                                              • Report Reason: I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
                                                                                                                ZRG2004 24 jan
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                                                                                                                • Not depressed, but definitely just need the dopamine lol
                                                                                                                  Sorran 24 jan
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                                                                                                                  • Jeez thats rude. Don't call me out like that man...
                                                                                                                    Samoon 24 jan
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                                                                                                                    • I’m just saying having a dopamine button that you don’t get addicted to is pretty cool
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                                                                                                                      • I feel attacked
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                                                                                                                          Pure_Swiv 24 jan
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                                                                                                                          • Is it sad that I beat my dick because I’m actually sad and lonely
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                                                                                                                            • It’s the only thing that makes me happy anymore
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                                                                                                                              • Like a solid fucking 50/50
                                                                                                                                o16_L01 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                • I’m craving the human touch I’ll never receive from another person
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                                                                                                                                  • Hey. You. Yeah you. Fuck you.
                                                                                                                                    Spark7906 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                    • Number two fam. I dont even enjoy it anymore.its just a chore at this point
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                                                                                                                                        • Bropez 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                          • I feel attacked.
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                                                                                                                                            • Real talk, does anyone else have that time where if you jerk off before you can sleep but after you’ll stay up till upwards of 3 in the am
                                                                                                                                              IFPolice 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                              • Dopamine
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                                                                                                                                                • Six of one, half a dozen of the other
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                                                                                                                                                  • i get no head rush or anything anymore i just beat my dick just to beat my dick at this point
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                                                                                                                                                    • Why not both?
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                                                                                                                                                      • I feel so attacked right now... I need to go masturbate to feel better
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                                                                                                                                                        • S/O to the 6-7 ppl who will see this comment before it gets too far to scroll
                                                                                                                                                          notgnixel 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                          • Nah, I'm just bored as hell
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                                                                                                                                                            • it began because i was horny, and ended with depression
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                                                                                                                                                              • Real shit I'm recovering from a slight sex addiction and it's been really really difficult recently...
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                                                                                                                                                                • I’ve just finished a 5 page paper on the stages of grief. So I do it because after 3 Red Bull’s and a bag of takis there’s no way I’m going to sleep unless I do it. P.s. does anyone else like to listen to music after sex? Like it literally relaxes me more
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                                                                                                                                                                  • I don't like your tone
                                                                                                                                                                    Shreked74 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                    • The second one......I’ve learned how to tell how much dopamine in goin in like, “hmmmm that was less dopamine than usual, or huh that took longer to hit than normal, or wow that was some quality dopamine” it depressing.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Both
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I didn't come here to be attacked. I came here to laugh at my phone while making others around me uncomfortable.
                                                                                                                                                                          JaySums 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nah cause I accidentally brushed my nipple
                                                                                                                                                                            ClownThot 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Sometimes when I have a bad insistent cough I masturbate because for some reason it interferes with the cough and I can breath freely.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Mostly cos i keep trying to beat the world record of highest cum shot
                                                                                                                                                                                Honkler 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I didn’t ask to be called tf out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • [x] all of the above
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Bored
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • listen asshole
                                                                                                                                                                                          Stargazin 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • A little bit of both.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I can't tell anymore
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Hey. Dont do that. You can’t just say something like that
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Because my nose is clogged up from being sick and for some reason after an orgasm I can breathe better for a few seconds before they clog back up again. Gotta get those bursts of air when ya can
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Feytey 30 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I didn’t need this kind of attack
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dopamine
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I feel personally attacked
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Half of the time, I do it because I have trouble sleeping
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • BOREDOM......and also it just randomly gets hard when anything can trigger it
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